DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
It's kinda funny to think about, but there are a lot of potential "nails in the coffin" for when Phil's career died.
Phil's career died in 2013, really. He burned countless bridges with other "original" Youtubers and TIHYDP took off around then, and he obviously never embraced being the guy people laugh at for sucking at games. Most importantly, by 2013 more people saw gaming content and Youtube as a way to make a living and basically everyone has more talent than Phil so he got surpassed.

Everything past this point is Phil hanging on so he doesn't have to get a real job.
 
A sad person lives in Phil's Kick chat

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And now we got live Doxxing on every clip it seems

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That's what you get for going to a "free speech" platform I guess
 
He has hit the bottom, he just manages to keep breaking new ground
I don't know about that. I really don't want to give DSP any credit, but his current streaming setup is definitely better than when he had those trash boxes behind him and proudly proclaimed them as the emperor's amazing new clothes. IMHO that was his lowest point, a bit before the Scorn moment (which was just the tip of the iceberg), constantly begging, presiding over actual garbage and demanding $100k.

Yes, it's still garbage now, but more nicely polished garbage.
 
PPP tried this with persip and it failed miserably. Chemo Casino paypigs are andy paypigs. PPP is stuck with tardski as the obs slave
Triple P has already tried to exorcise Warski from the Casino once before and the paypigs revolted. Moralfagging over too much boxed wine on stream. Ashton polled the audience and they overwhelming demanded more tard clapping.

PPP has hitched his wagon to a thoroughbred autist. The Casino deserves Phil.
 
I don't know about that. I really don't want to give DSP any credit, but his current streaming setup is definitely better than when he had those trash boxes behind him and proudly proclaimed them as the emperor's amazing new clothes. IMHO that was his lowest point, a bit before the Scorn moment (which was just the tip of the iceberg), constantly begging, presiding over actual garbage and demanding $100k.

Yes, it's still garbage now, but more nicely polished garbage.
I dunno man, those trash boxes are still there he just put a bunch of dumb shit infront of them threw some table cloth on it and called it a day. Still gets a laugh out of me that him tossing a dorm room bomb behind him and calling it a nice setup against LTG's minimalist wall panels.
 
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Phil's career died in 2013, really. He burned countless bridges with other "original" Youtubers and TIHYDP took off around then, and he obviously never embraced being the guy people laugh at for sucking at games. Most importantly, by 2013 more people saw gaming content and Youtube as a way to make a living and basically everyone has more talent than Phil so he got surpassed.

Everything past this point is Phil hanging on so he doesn't have to get a real job.
This really can't be stated often enough. People don't like Phil because he's a lying, grifting asshole. But his CAREER failed because he sucks at being entertaining. He's not clever or creative. He is death to comedy.

Granted, he's always been dumb and uncreative. His old racist jokes were saying "chicky chang wang pork fried rice". Since he's become a shut-in who sits in his "office" all day banning people, he's only gotten worse. His current favorite jokes are 5th-grade level scat humor. His drama content is 5th-grade-level insults at other morons he is "felting". His top insult is calling someone a stupid idiot mouthdrooler (and since it's "mouthbreather" he even gets the bottom of the barrel insult wrong).

Count how many times he calls someone or something stupid in an average stream. It's all he's got in his head as a weapon. He's the flat-headed kid on the playground calling you a big dummy stupidhead, except he's a pasty balding 42-year-old claiming he felted you when he said it.

The bottom line is, he's created a career where he talks all day but he sucks at talking.
 
Phil's chat log in Kino chat last night...

Some personal favorites:

DSPGamingREAL: of course I was right, is anyone crying about his channel being gone?? At least he's admitting it
DSPGamingREAL: he even sucks at being a LOLcow, Boogie and Wings are far better at it
DSPGamingREAL: what an original concept! A political streamer!! So he's going the Sidescrollers route
DSPGamingREAL: how do you make 2k videos and have no pride in any of your work. It was all just for money. What a piece of shit
DSPGamingREAL: FUCK RICH, FOR 10 YEARS OF ABUSE I SPIT ON THEE!!
DSPGamingREAL: can he move off the planet and broadcast to the aliens instead of humanity?
0 days not talking about RTU and counting...
DSPGamingREAL: no but I'm remastering my original run on my throwback channel now and you can clearly see how much they changed it, its a totally different game
DSPGamingREAL: just imagine if I gave up and quit years ago like my haters and RTU wanted me to lol. So many people out of a job
This one is funny because he thinks his editors have jobs, for $0 of course, but he also moralfagged about Rich not paying Jay, which I believe Jay said he did get paid. All of the Rich/Jay stuff is murky because I'm pretty sure Jay walked a lot back, conveniently things Phil never brings up. He still brings up the escort stuff that was walked back though...
DSPGamingREAL: you can send subs, it's all good man. I used to be really bad with money but now I'm much better so all support is all good
DSPGamingREAL: I stopped with the glasses, hat and vest goals. I do hope one day to do away with all goals but you have to be consistently successful. I do hope.to be there one day, we'll see
Those 2 are hilarious as he still cries about low tips while getting whaled out in other ways...
DSPGamingREAL: if I got 50 subs a stream id be rich by my standards lol
Just for context, that would be 100 subs/day, 2600 subs a month (keep in mind he has about 500 now, 90% of those are gifted), and about $12k a month just from subscriptions on a channel on Kick with barely 75 viewers. You know there is a part of him that wants to dump that on his chat "hey gift me 100 subs a day and I won't beg" or something. Which is a lie he'd still need liquidity.

Also he didn't get off there until about 3 am his time, as usual. He also advertised his channel multiple times in their chat, which is like the cardinal sin of streamers.
 

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I don't know about that. I really don't want to give DSP any credit, but his current streaming setup is definitely better than when he had those trash boxes behind him and proudly proclaimed them as the emperor's amazing new clothes. IMHO that was his lowest point, a bit before the Scorn moment (which was just the tip of the iceberg), constantly begging, presiding over actual garbage and demanding $100k.

Yes, it's still garbage now, but more nicely polished garbage.
While the Scorn moment was incredible, I'd say his lowest was the Pokemon Moon rant. It was peak Phil entitlement, along with genuinely thinking him reading the dialogue aloud was voice acting and engaging kahntent.
 
polished garbage
Polish garbage
You better hope not Phail. That would mean your audience will be able to add up all the money you rake in and call you out on your lies.
DSPGamingREAL: how do you make 2k videos and have no pride in any of your work. It was all just for money. What a piece of shit
I know right? How can dsp(space)gaming keep doing it?
 
The Dark Piggy Rises! I'd love for him to reply to all factual statements like this.

"The gold index is at an all time high."
So you're retarded?

"Walking 30 minutes a day will improve your overall health"
So you're retarded?

"Next week is Christmas."
So you're retarded?

Nothing will top this one, however:
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