Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.
The guy who posted that is a massive retard. The way he writes it sounds like it's some contradiction of who Balldo pretended to be as opposed to him being an absolute degenerate druggy that put his kids at great risk. It's one thing to discover he's a pervert that wears a Balldo, you can realistically assume that's compartmentalized and move on, but there really is no moving forward from him giving a small child coke.
 
Just to clarify, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu and I were discussing Joe, not Nick, with this quote (it's Himedall's quote) and my contention that creators who get into trouble do not have close irl friends. I mention this only bc I don't think anyone believes that Joe is a sociopath.
Oh, duh. It is accurate about Joe. That said, he actually might be a sociopath with his bizarre litigation history.
 
Was this before he started his show? I can't recall. It's one thing to take your wife to some "comedic" live show vs making her a part of your show.

Either way, she seems like someone who should have socialized more growing up and also not done musical theater.

I do not have a hard timeline locked down. I started researching Nick pre-YT fame from those who knew him as part of the Dick Show/TBPITU fandom, but many of them had hazy memories with a few bright spots. Most of the old guard has moved on from Dick, so there were not too many to even approach and ask.

The event would definitively have been in the 10's, so if it was late in 2017, it may have overlapped with his very early show.

Honestly even as a quasi-practicing Christian myself, his fake prayers are what really sent me over the edge. How someone could bring themselves to take money from people in exchange for a public prayer for a loved one while being a complete and utter degenerate behind the scenes is fucking loathsome. I honestly think in some ways, Nick is lucky he picked Christianity to latch onto because most actual practicing Christians will take you at your word, so unfortunately for them...Nick is a prolific liar and probably got away with this stuff until he literally could not lie his way out of it anymore and that's when it got reported. Imagine being a member of his small town church and interacting with this guy semi-regularly, and watching him act like some kind of online law-preacher and calling himself the law-pope and shit. It's so insulting.

Also...nobody likes to see kids get fucked with. A day or two ago someone posted this video of Kayla looking like a goblin which was years old at this point...and even in that video she was talking about how one of the kids got sick from drinking rotten spoiled milk that had been in a bottle/cup left out for too long. Idk if any of you are parents, but just imagine the level of neglect you'd have to be at to not 1. clean up a dirty milk container 2. not realize how fucked it is that your kid got sick from drinking out of it and worst of all 3. using it as an anecdotal story online for the public to see in a story about your love for your partner. And again, bear in mind, this was a video from at least 3 years ago I am fairly certain, so it's wild how long this shit must have been going on.

Who else remembers Nick and Drexel doing a loooong segment on how exploitative Christianityis in the Black community? Add in Nick's recent polemics against the 'grift' of religion and appropriation by political parties and personalities cheapening it.

Methinks the Balldo doth protest too much...

The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.

A: Nick said he got his children back and it was 'resolved'.
B: Nick said they they would never let them back if there was a threat.

Therefore, it IS resolved.

This is all the evidence we have, and Nick will imply you want to dox his kids or hurt them if you ask for more information.
 
The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.
To him it is resolved because he gets to go back to doing cocaine and/or swinging.

There's an overwhelming assumption among people following Nick's case that he's a good guy who has fallen down a bad path. But it becomes ever more clear that at his heart Nick is just a garden variety druggie scum bag. His child testing positive for coke isn't something he takes seriously, he's probably more concerned that he could've been the one to have that cocaine.

Nick has:
  • Let his kids go hungry while he did cocaine and engaged in swinging.
  • Let his kids go unbathed while he did cocaine and engaged in swinging.
  • Let at least one of his children be exposed to near lethal quantities cocaine.
  • Engaged with Ethan Ralph, a domestic abuser who was at the time trying to intimidate Aaron, the main witness.
  • Sexually harassed a judge on stream out of anger over a verdict in an ongoing case.
  • Shared information about the children of a witness, to a man who engages in retributive sexual harassment against them on stream.
  • Consistently mocked and joked about child abuse in a way that suggests he finds it conceptually entertaining.
  • Consistently refused to recognize the gravity of the crimes he's committed and how he has hurt his family.
In the moment it's easy to imagine Nick as the good guy he once appeared to be, just struggling. But looking from a broader context, it's clear he's a remorseless narcissist who hurt his kids with neglect and cocaine exposure, and he doesn't care. So long as it's swept under the rug and he can go back to the coke bedroom it is 'resolved'.

People say they hope he gets better and returns to how he was, I get why they feel like that, but honestly I wouldn't feel an ounce of sadness if he got the wall. He doesn't want to get better, he wants to hurt everyone around him, including his own kids and the children of witnesses via neglect and Patrick Meltdown.
 
People say they hope he gets better and returns to how he was, I get why they feel like that, but honestly I wouldn't feel an ounce of sadness if he got the wall. He doesn't want to get better, he wants to hurt everyone around him, including his own kids and the children of witnesses via neglect and Patrick Meltdown.
This. Nick clearly doesn't want to "get better". These commenters don't seem to get that. The time for Nick to stop and smell the coffee was a long time ago. Maybe he's off doing something irl to get better, but I highly, highly doubt it.
 
I think a lot of people are trying to predict the next big reveal, but Nick not being the father of his kids isn’t gonna be a it. Probably comes from the fact that so many main theories ITT were proven correct all at once. It was like a once in a lifetime prophetic lottery, & left some people hyped to repeat that vindication. Schadenfreude is powerful and has a strong pull.
The difference is that there was a lot of evidence for the theories that were proven correct.

There is some evidence for the theory that he's being wrangled in some form by his parents right now based on the address change alone, which is probably not something that will ever be definitively proven. For all the other outlandish theories, there is either no evidence for them or a lot of evidence against.

The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.
Keep in mind that is the guy who's cancelling his subscription. There's still going to be some number of people even more stupid than he is renewing for another year when he's stopped even pretending through Locals posts that he's going to stream anytime soon.
 
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I think Kayla does. Note her hugging her son outside the courtroom and expressing regret. Thus far, however, she's demonstrated no inclination to be a better mother since the arrest. The opposite. She's allowed April to be in the gallery for court proceedings + thruple tats + thruple art shows, and she's hosted Ethan Ralph for a group pic. There's no evidence that Ethan Ralph was exposed to the kids, but that mere pic caused me to give up on her.

Nick may give af in some narc way bc the kids' success (or lack thereof) reflects upon his own identity, but his defensive posture in this case and engagement with many pedos or pedo sympathizers speaks for itself.

Kayla knows she is a terrible mother and has embraced this in a very irresponsible way. She doesn't trust herself to be a good mother, and like Nick, she probably wants them to grow up to be better people than her though she will not yield her children's instruction to anyone else (hence the homeschooling).

Unfortunately for Kayla and her children, being an entitled, possessive, irresponsible, self-absorbed, weak-willed, cowardly excuse of a mother will only sabotage her offspring's chances of success in this life.

I know this wasn't your main point but this made me think. Cowdom is probably correlated (and perhaps the cause) of having an outsized desire for social connection on the Internet and underwhelming/zero real-life friendships. I can't be the first person to notice this.

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I can't speak with authority wrt cows featured on MATI and KinoCasino but most seem to rely on the Internet to define their identity and create "friendships".

Lolcows essentially reside in a world of their own making where they attempt to exercise complete control over the narrative of their life on the Internet. The more they invest in their online persona, the more sensitive they are to online attention (both positive and negative).

Some people mistakenly think that because they can choose what to make publicly available that they have complete control over how they are perceived. This illusion of control entices them to invest more in how they want to be perceived (grifting for attention/money) rather than investing in the person they actually are. Without real-world contacts to help them course-correct or otherwise hold them accountable they generally think they can continue to craft their narrative with impunity.

This is why KF bothers them so much. It presents a narrative they cannot completely control (much like in real life). Whether it's "correcting the record" or "owning the haters" these lolcows cannot help but make a spectacle of themselves through idiocy, malice, vanity, and various other petty attributes.

With their online persona under attack, and little to no meaningful connections to the real world, they overreact and the milk flows.

But the horrifying reality is, this is what the kids would face without Nick...

More horrifying still, Kayla had commentary on that picture of Drexel that your image is based off of. This is during a stream on October 28th 2022 with Divinity Said, Ty Beard, and Sean.

Apparently, that picture is how Drexel looks at their kids. Keep in mind that Drexel is looking at NCAA Cat in that picture, a woman he was having sex with but didn't want to commit to.

Nick then showcases the image of him from his thot-stream in an attempt to be fair to Drexel for making fun of his picture. They both come across as creeps.

 
He was making it up. They haven't used cocaine in dental surgery since the end of the 19th century. Procaine, lidocaine and novocaine are all safer and much more effective.
Agree. There was a huge scandal in NYC back in the late 80's or early 90's, involving Comedian David Renner, a ton of New York celebrities, and a Specialty Doctor who would stuff swabs soaked with medical grade cocaine up their noses for "Pain Management".
 
Keep in mind that is the guy who's cancelling his subscription. There's still going to be some number of people even more stupid than he is renewing for another year when he's stopped even pretending through Locals posts that he's going to stream anytime soon.

He will always have Still-Life!

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P.S. Drexel does not seem to have scrubbed his Twitter.
 
The fuck does that retard think that the kid getting coke is "resolved"? Nick saying "Didn't happen, stalker child, it is you who gives coke to children", pissing clean for a couple of months, and getting what is probably at best conditional, supervised custody, like almost every crackhead loser gets, does not resolve the fact that his 8 year old child tested positive for fucking cocaine.
You have to keep in mind that the people who are still in Nick's Locals (who aren't a-logging) are in denial. As far as they're concerned, the positive coke test is just a misunderstanding, because there's no way their e-daddy is that much of a fuck up and a degenerate (despite all the evidence staring them in the face). It's just another one of the countless examples of the Sunk Cost Fallacy in action.
 
Locals attrition continues.

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Is there a way to check the number of non-paying versus paying subscribers?
Nick is rebelling from the "highly regulated social group" of Spicer/Willmar/Evangelicalism.
I thought the older lot leaned evangelical/religious. Surprised to see it's younger in Minnesota. Most are in their 30s to 40s which could explain/further prove Nick;'s rebellion.
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You have to keep in mind that the people who are still in Nick's Locals (who aren't a-logging) are in denial. As far as they're concerned, the positive coke test is just a misunderstanding, because there's no way their e-daddy is that much of a fuck up and a degenerate (despite all the evidence staring them in the face). It's just another one of the countless examples of the Sunk Cost Fallacy in action.
Yeah, I'm well aware that the only people in his Locals are the handful of people who are actually dumber than he is. This one just kind of triggered a "what the fuck?" reaction for some reason. There is a pretty iron-clad test showing the kid ingested cocaine, and all information that has come from people who know what they're talking about is that the test's errors are false negatives, not false positives. But Nick does some Fatrick Tomlinson-tier reality denial, gives his so very trustworthy word that he has the kids back, no strings attached, therefore the test was wrong and the kid wasn't doped up for whatever reason.

Congrats, Nick, you always think you're the smartest person in every room, and you finally curated one in which it's actually true. At least until they finally get their hands on the colorful juices that are kept beneath the kitchen sink.
 
I seem to remember people being perturbed by that even at the time. Do you know how bad milk has to be to make you sick? It must have tasted horrible. Were they already so deprived of nutrition they had to resort to eating spoiled food because their parents were conked out on booze and drugs and too busy having perverted sex orgies to feed them?
And that was before Nick regularly did hard drugs, before he tripled his liquor consumption, before Kayla was blowing/getting blown out by different men each week. Imagine what his house looked like then (we don't have to, there's a 2021 IIRC pic of Nick's streaming room that shows how filthy it is). And then imagine how disgusting it was in the bodycam footage.
Having said that, your broader point unintentionally works. Nick is rebelling from the "highly regulated social group" of Spicer/Willmar/Evangelicalism. I'd argue that Joe has a similar dynamic. His Orthodox Jewish community is difficult for him. Joe's just not as bad as Nick... thus far.
Cue Joe kvetching about the prudes at the synagogue who are upset he did cocaine on the Shabbos.
Who else remembers Nick and Drexel doing a loooong segment on how exploitative Christianityis in the Black community? Add in Nick's recent polemics against the 'grift' of religion and appropriation by political parties and personalities cheapening it.
I sure didn't, since even when I'd listen to Nick most nights I'd usually turn it off after a few minutes of Drexel's monkey babble.
 
Nick and his wife deserve to have the book thrown at them for abusing their kids, and much worse.

I can’t stand comments sympathizing with his addiction. You’re not a victim if you keep choosing to feed into your addiction. The fact that kids are involved is especially deplorable.

He deserves no sympathy. Zilch.
 
Nick and his wife deserve to have the book thrown at them for abusing their kids, and much worse.

I can’t stand comments sympathizing with his addiction. You’re not a victim if you keep choosing to feed into your addiction. The fact that kids are involved is especially deplorable.

He deserves no sympathy. Zilch.
I'd say the people in their life that allowed them to continue to feed into addiction should get blamed too. Friends, the grandparents, people who knew their situation. It was not a secret.

It's disgusting that they got that bad, it's even more disgusting to consider how many people were complicit with allowing this to continue on for as long as it did.
 
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