Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is there a way to check the number of non-paying versus paying subscribers?

Only if you have more than a simple 'member' or 'subscriber' account can you verify subscriber status.

There are some hints because only paying members can participate in a text chat (When the chat counter feature works, it counts all people watching it--paying or lurker), make comments on posts, or watch 'exclusive' 'members-only' streams and video/post content. Nick has not done a stream in internet aeons, but my last estimate was that there were 40-60 members watching his last stream, so put some conservative multiplier on that like 6x and he has less than ~300 people paying him at a gross rate of 1500 USD per month.

This is not nothing, but probably overblown and not nearly enough to support his cocaine habit.

Yeah, I'm well aware that the only people in his Locals are the handful of people who are actually dumber than he is. This one just kind of triggered a "what the fuck?" reaction for some reason. There is a pretty iron-clad test showing the kid ingested cocaine, and all information that has come from people who know what they're talking about is that the test's errors are false negatives, not false positives. But Nick does some Fatrick Tomlinson-tier reality denial, gives his so very trustworthy word that he has the kids back, no strings attached, therefore the test was wrong and the kid wasn't doped up for whatever reason.

Congrats, Nick, you always think you're the smartest person in every room, and you finally curated one in which it's actually true. At least until they finally get their hands on the colorful juices that are kept beneath the kitchen sink.

But the numbers were so BIG that she would have DIED from that much cocaine! Nick said so!

Nick spoke confidently about the test methods being flawed and convinced people who want to believe him to accept his version of events.

I'd say the people in their life that allowed them to continue to feed into addiction should get blamed too. Friends, the grandparents, people who knew their situation. It was not a secret.

It's disgusting that they got that bad, it's even more disgusting to consider how many people were complicit with allowing this to continue on for as long as it did.

I agree, with the caveat that if no one noticed, the blame goes to being absolutely retarded and uninvolved in their family's lives and children's well-being.

Judge for yourself if that sin is worse than choosing to ignore it.


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[anionfarflung]

I'm a future recipient of the 5K gift, but will it be an item more cursed than the Sonichu Medallion?


Edit: deleted original screenshot due to alarm clocks, but apparently this has a comment missing in Himedall's post.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

It sounds like he's continuing his stalling act, but the "freedom from restraints" is another big clue of what he's stalling for.

He's starting to sound a little weird though, he should come out and be specific about when he intends to stream instead.

I'm a future recipient of the 5K gift, but will it be an item more cursed than the Sonichu Medallion?

It's never going to happen.
You should edit your post to add the screenshot you deleted. Rekieta got felted by his own subscriber in the comments.

 

[Gorton Colu]

This sound just like someone I knew that was extremely bipolar. The continued inability to own up to anything is telling.

You better make this good, Nick.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Look who's Tweeting again!


Link | Archive

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

LOCALS chat reactions:






ETA:

Look who's Tweeting again!

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This is 100% a response to my post:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-19571711

 

[thebigdream]

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Date: To Be Announced

This buck-broken motherfucker is incapable of committing to anything. Hasn't streamed for a month and has used all that precious free time to put together yet another promise without any details except "it's happening at an indeterminate date" and "something something honesty and freedom." Surely he realises that all this is a recipe for only streaming to haters who will only pressure him to talk about his case?

The 5K locals comment is top shelf. It makes no conceptual sense. He failed to deliver on the gifts long before the government got involved in his life, and he seemingly has a lot of free time on his hands these days to send them, yet hasn't.

 

[Potatoherder]

We are very close to the locals yearly reup and with people openly stating they won't reup i bet he is a bit panicked.

Maybe i'm reading into a bit much but it seems like Nick ghosted Branca. They seemed like two peas in a pod until Nick got new friends.

https://x.com/LawSelfDefense/status/1848134919505039657

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/draS3

 

[Pagan Min]

"Subject: Integrity"??? What in the actual FUCK does this dipshit know about integrity??? Then again, he's announcing this for a Locals thing, so those low-IQ buffoons will lap that shit up without questioning it...

Also... "Loadout: Honesty and freedom from restraints"? Nick, Nick, Nick... You can't talk about HONESTY when you lie as often as you do, fuckwit...

Edit: a missing letter... stupid keyboard...

 

[Vibralldo]

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"I got sidetracked by getting assfucked by government"

Big shock, he didn't learn anything
Guarantee this is just a stalling technique to keep more people from leaving his locals and he has no actual intention to stream

 

[Lemondale]

hes neverr gunna stream is he?

 

[LovisXVI]

hes neverr gunna stream is he?

Certainly not while the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil has his balls in a vice. If he knew what was good for him, he would fuck off the internet, but cows never do.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

We are very close to the locals yearly reup and with people openly stating they won't reup i bet he is a bit panicked.

It's probably already past the renewal date for a large number of subscribers who subscribed in October 2022 and then didn't cancel before the annual renewal.

He might have looked at the numbers and put out a statement with no specifics as to when he will actually stream.

Hasn't streamed for a month and has used all that precious free time to put together yet another promise without any details except "it's happening at an indeterminate date" and "something something honesty and freedom." Surely he realises that all this is a recipe for only streaming to haters who will only pressure him to talk about his case?

It depends on how long he intends to delay his return on streaming. If he manages to delay it another month or 1.5 months, there's a decent chance his case will be "resolved", or at least "resolved" to the extent he can talk about it without having as much worry about saying something that might be used against him.

 

[Captain Manning]

P.S. Drexel does not seem to have scrubbed his Twitter.

Not even the tweet where he was tricked into linking to Monty's GFM?



Actually, nowadays, he might even find that one funny. I dunno. He could claim it's a 67d chess move. Monty's win at the appeals court, funded by that GFM, led to Nick doing the cokestream. Which led to where we are today.

Is Drexel black Kaiser Soze?

Nah. But wouldn't it be a trip.

Dude! When did he announce the Locals Gift? How long ago was that now? How many YEARS?

"I got sidetracked by having my life ass fucked by the government."

And, before that, it was Monty's fault.

Fuck any special needs person still defending him or believing him. They get what they deserve.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Him delivering the 5k gift now wouldn't make any sense.

"Here's the 5K Subscriber gift! Now I obviously don't have those people here anymore, but email me with an email receipt for your sub dating back to when I had 5K Locals subs, and that will count."


There's no reason to lie about it anymore. It would actually be strange now for him to try and deliver it.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

The 5k Locals grift was a $1 hit of cocaine for all the members. That is why he had an ounce of coke in his safe, that was for the locals members. So when the cops took it, he couldn't send out the locals gift because the cops confiscated it.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

Sounds like he is mad at a person or persons and he has more bridge burning to do.

 

[Gorton Colu]

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Sounds like he is mad at a person or persons and he has more bridge burning to do.

I'm waiting for him to verbalize his graphic revenge fantasies.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Subject: Integrity

Not content with law and religion, he's planning on talking about another topic he knows nothing about

 

[Captain Manning]

There's no reason to lie about it anymore.

Sure there is! I mean, not morally, but have you seen his Locals?



No, wait. That's an old photo. That's too many people. Hang on...



Yeah, okay, that's a more recent photo of his Locals now. Nick is on the right. You can tell by the nose.