Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

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Will physical copies of the fat nonce book be delivered by Halloween (Year 2025 edition)?

  • YES. He will fulfill his promises and Eric July will be epically lynched!

    Votes: 11 3.9%
  • NO. Also he is fat.

    Votes: 270 96.1%

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Hahaha what a fag.

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Didn't EVS also praise SK after the first half of the first issue dropped?
Yes he is a faggot and supports his fellow obese
This would have been the smart move from day one. Have a color variant as a stretch goal or something, but you should always commit to the simplest MVP as a base goal,
Do not add pages or color as stretch goals. I have seen crowdfunds fail because of this, it adds significant costs and time to the project. The backers would have been happy without them.
I sorta find myself agreeing with Sven now in that all of these people, the indie creators, make stuff to compete with each other, not because they want to make good stuff. Its pathetic.
These influencer comic people are influenced by each other and the crowdfunding pages and the dollar amount they got more than by real comics they have read. It's become a thing now for youtubers to have a comic book, MoistCritikal, ThatUmbrellaGuy, Razorfist, YellowFlash2, Eric July, even that CAMELOT331 guy announced he's making a comic. Vedo is another of these. A good amount of them were inspired by Ethan Van Sciver and he's a terrible example. He's perpetuated the outdated "nobody wants a black and white comic" sentiment too despite knowing full well his Cyberfrog is derivitave of both TMNT and Walking Dead.
 
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So did Vito say anything last night on his dumb call in show about making his Twitter private or did he just talk about bidets the whole time?
Only listened to the first handful of fan call-ins, but he didn't mention it at all in the first 40~ minutes.

No one's made a comment on the crowdfunding page or "updates" Twitter account in about 6 weeks, so the backers either haven't noticed or don't care.

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HAHAHAHA Fucking Vito! Imagine being a fucking looser and preordering a comic from a fat insuferable, self admitted pedo.
Anyone who voluntarily gives money to a fat, disgusting, greasy pedophile deserves to lose it. The only problem is that a pedophile gets to steal something, when all this dude needs is a rope and a sturdy lamp post.
 
That would explain it, for sure. Didn't EVS also praise SK after the first half of the first issue dropped?
Yes, but it's actually funnier than that. He initially said back in 2022, when Vito first announced he was doing a comic, that he wasn't gonna support it, that neither he or his audience likes Vito, and that he would be supporting Eric July and others instead (all reasonable positions). He said that in response to a concern raised by ME.

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He started supporting Vito later because he got super butthurt at Eric July.

Then in March, he came on the Farms and wanted to know why the Farms wasn't "going after" Eric July.

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Everyone in the CG thread told him to eat shit.

This is all about Eric July.

And Eric July just won. By basically doing nothing.

I don't care if some people think Eric July is mush-mouthed nigger with a mediocre comic. In fact, if you believe that, you should find what just happened here even funnier.
 
He did more than nothing. He put out the comics his customers paid for in a timely fashion. That is much more than can be said for the people seething at his success like Vito or @FROG.
True.

What I mean he basically didn't fight them in the gutter. Much to his credit.
 
Do not add pages or color as stretch goals.
Yeah pages definitely not; that's a huge additional undertaking and fucks with the flow of what you (should have) already laid out. Color can be less of an issue depending on when the goal is met. If it's early in the campaign then you have plenty of time to contract a colorist and send them pages as your Mexican stable boy produces them.

Of course all of this naively assumes Vedo went into the project with a plan in mind, instead of making it up as he went along.
 
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The only way I could see extra pages work is if it's a side story or a gag insert. Nothing that will dilute or stretch out the main focus of the book.
I would also say it depends on the person. For example I recall Doug Tennapel adding pages to his Bigfoot Bill book and his team was competent enough to always get their books out on time. A lot of people doing this are rookies or experienced people who still don't really understand the scale of what they're doing when they choose to add shit
 
I would also say it depends on the person. For example I recall Doug Tennapel adding pages to his Bigfoot Bill book and his team was competent enough to always get their books out on time. A lot of people doing this are rookies or experienced people who still don't really understand the scale of what they're doing when they choose to add shit
The logistical side will always be an issue for smaller/less experienced people.
 
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I would also say it depends on the person. For example I recall Doug Tennapel adding pages to his Bigfoot Bill book and his team was competent enough to always get their books out on time. A lot of people doing this are rookies or experienced people who still don't really understand the scale of what they're doing when they choose to add shit
Doug did the majority of his work, he was the writer and illustrator. He was one of the few ex-comicsgate people talented enough to talk and draw at the same time so all the youtubing didn't take away from the work time. Yet he still came to the same place which is deciding to be only a youtuber because it makes more money for less work. They have all come to this conclusion that wow publishing costs a lot more than sitting there talking. People have dealt with this in different ways from flaking out and running (Cal Jameson and Cridious early Comicsgate creators) to going fully into having a company with warehouses and shiet (Young Rippa). I think eventually if Cringle Jingle doesn't print and mail superkiller he will flake out and disappear from youtube like how he made his X protected. Because remember even finishing the artwork and lettering is not the last step of publishing. There's no way he doesn't drag out the printing process (edit- not to mention merch like stupid dolls and lunchboxes? he promised) for at least a year after it's done, but I would predict he doesn't at all. He will duck the backers on youtube and patreon and x and hide in his fucking magic the gathering pack opening platform or whatever.
 
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The only way I could see extra pages work is if it's a side story or a gag insert. Nothing that will dilute or stretch out the main focus of the book.
It's also a lot easier if you do digital only, which I also would have suggested for fatso's first project.

Dealing with printers is the worst part of delivering a book, even working on a small scale, so trying to deal with adding extra pages (and god help you if want to do two-page spreads) is absolute hell on earth.
There's no way he doesn't drag out the printing process (edit- not to mention merch like stupid dolls and lunchboxes? he promised) for at least a year after it's done, but I would predict he doesn't at all.
If I don't get my Superkiller POGs he's gonna need new corneas and fingerprints to try and outrun my wrath.
 
Doug did the majority of his work, he was the writer and illustrator. He was one of the few ex-comicsgate people talented enough to talk and draw at the same time so all the youtubing didn't take away from the work time. Yet he still came to the same place which is deciding to be only a youtuber because it makes more money for less work. They have all come to this conclusion that wow publishing costs a lot more than sitting there talking.
True politisperging seems to be where the money is at now, but I think Doug could have lasted longer if he didn't dump so much money back into production. They are some immaculate looking books, but very few people could do what he did and come out with a decent profit
I think eventually if Cringle Jingle doesn't print and mail superkiller he will flake out and disappear from youtube like how he made his X protected. Because remember even finishing the artwork and lettering is not the last step of publishing. There's no way he doesn't drag out the printing process (edit- not to mention merch like stupid dolls and lunchboxes? he promised) for at least a year after it's done, but I would predict he doesn't at all. He will duck the backers on youtube and patreon and x and hide in his fucking magic the gathering pack opening platform or whatever.
My bet would be he eventually shits out the comic, but skimps on the merch and makes a bunch of excuses on how hard it is to keep a promise he shouldn't have ever made. What the fuck was this idiot thinking putting out stuff like lunchboxes, plushies and toys on his first campaign? Can't imagine making much profit on this
 
Time to crowdfund Super Killer 2 so you can finish Super Killer 1. Don't let the Black Man win, vedo.
We can dream bigger: Super Killer - The Animation should be the next crowdfund. At an estimated $10-20k a minute, it should cost between $300k and $600k to fund a 30-minute episode.

Take that stupid cap off your bald head and get to begging, boy!
 
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