Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Annealing Crater]

Several Vitophiles even appear on face cam:

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If you saw me accidentally post this in the Chibi thread first, please don't bring that up. Thank you.

Fascinating. Every one of them displays a totally distinct and unique pedophile phenotype.

 

[Festivus]

I don't care if some people think Eric July is mush-mouthed nigger with a mediocre comic. In fact, if you believe that, you should find what just happened here even funnier.

Yeah I will never understand that line of logic. So you're letting a retard beat you at the thing you are passionate about? You definitely sound like a competent artist and not an even bigger tard.

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah I will never understand that line of logic. So you're letting a retard beat you at the thing you are passionate about? You definitely sound like a competent artist and not an even bigger tard.

It's like an athlete losing horribly to someone and then trashing the guy who just beat them to a pulp. If he's a loser then what are you for losing to a loser?

 

[Chug Smuckle]

 

[Oliver Onions]

Yeah I will never understand that line of logic. So you're letting a retard beat you at the thing you are passionate about? You definitely sound like a competent artist and not an even bigger tard.

It's literally the episode of South Park where Cartman enters the Special Olympics and still loses because he's a fat piece of shit.

 

[Harm]

May 2024:


September 2024:

It's really baffling how everyone was supposed to dogpile Eric July because his comic book had some errors. CringleJingle's book was supposed to finished in August (8 months late), printed in September (9 months late), and then shipped in October (10 months late). There's no proof that the book is fully drawn, let alone inked, lettered, and colored. If Eric July is as incompetent as we've been told for over a year now, then what does that make the pedophile? Willfully malicious?

EDIT: LMAO! He's still paying for a separate Twitter Blue subscription for his "thecatsofx" account on Twitter!



The last activity from it was over a year ago! He's been paying monthly for a Twitter Blue subscription for a dead account.

He doesn't even pay for Twitter Blue for his Superkiller Updates account.



If he's truly broke and out of the cash then there's $100 of it right there for a dead, failed meme account.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Today's the day! I hope all the Superkiller backers in the thread (which I assume is all of us) are eagerly watching our front door waiting for the mailman to deliver our finished books.

 

[Thorndyke Special]

I hope Chris Cringle (Jingle) brings everyone's books on time today!

 

[Pill Cosby]

I’m pretty hopefully that everyone will receive their comic in time and because of that Eric July will be having a full blown meltdown over it.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

So he left in a butthurt rage because his PA request was DENIED. DENIED. DENIED. DENIED. DENIED.

A lot of “da secktor” got upset at the farms when they wheeled out Eric July as the kosher Juju the cow approved target and Kiwifarms didn’t immediately savage him for the crime of being black.

“Hey Kiwifarms! This BLACK man wants to make a comic and raised money to do so!!!”

Uhh ok?

“Hey Kiwifarms! Look how cringe Eric is for telling master Rekita to pull up!”

Nick really does need to pull up tho…

“Hey Kiwifarms look! Eric July is being a hypocrite calling the cops on Riley!”

Wait Riley’s been nonstop tweeting at Eric, showed up at his place of work and pissed on his grandads grave?

“NOOOOO ITS FUNNY YOU PURITAN TARDS!!!! GET ERIC!!!!! HES A NIIIGGGAAAAAAAA”



“I don’t know what’s happened, Kiwifarms has gotten really bad, they all love Eric July for some reason”

 

[Oliver Onions]

A lot of “da secktor” got upset at the farms when they wheeled out Eric July as the kosher Juju the cow approved target and Kiwifarms didn’t immediately savage him for the crime of being black.

Even after learning how badly ISOM dropped off by issue 2 I am still utterly perplexed as to what I'm supposed to hate about Eric.

 

[AltisticRight]

Where's your book fat rockspider?

 

[HYPERSKITZO]

I can't wait for all you naysayers to be BTFO when Santa Vito personally hand-delivers signed copies of SUPPERKILLER™ to every single backer, driving Null to delete this thread, the forum, and to suicide as he realizes that neither he nor Sven will ever be as cool or attractive as Vito or Dax Herrera.

Or, more likely, Vito won't ever deliver because he's a useless fat pedophile with a worse work ethic than Yanderedev.

 

[AltisticRight]

Oh, I forgot I saved this comment.

Aged pretty well, huh.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Vito wishes his shitty comic had the kind of hype Duke Nukem or Guns n Roses once did.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Finally my package from the Superkiller Kickstarter has arrived!

Oh wait... they just sent me another copy of Cuties...

I probably shouldn't have signed up for this.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Finally my package from the Superkiller Kickstarter has arrived!

Oh wait... they just sent me another copy of Cuties...

I probably shouldn't have signed up for this.

Whatever you do don’t join any private discord server related to Superkiller. It will be full of pedos and trannies.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Whatever you do don’t join any private discord server related to Superkiller. It will be full of pedos and trannies.

Having a Kiwifarms account has already placed me on a sufficient amount of FBI watch lists thank you, I don't need more actionable ones.

 

[Harm]

Metokur mentioned Vito's failed comic in passing on his Halloween stream today. When Internet historians listen back to what may be Metokur's final livestream, they'll know that Vito still didn't get his comic book out in time (despite desperately trying to avoid attention by locking down his Twitter and abandoning his campaign entirely).

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Metokur mentioned Vito's failed comic in passing on his Halloween stream today. When Internet historians listen back to what may be Metokur's final livestream, they'll know that Vito still didn't get his comic book out in time (despite desperately trying to avoid attention by locking down his Twitter and abandoning his campaign entirely).

Said fat pedophile has been spotted in Jim's chat, wherein everyone has been shouting to kick/ban him for a while now. One of his messages was about how his comic looks great.