Noah Samsen / “Nice Guy” of Breadtube - Breadtuber, Male Feminist, Illymation Simp, Little Mermaid Enjoyer, TBYS and Vaush Rival, Whiteknight

Blue Gem Muslim Queen said:
This nigger literally told a black woman she didn't have a right to her own opinion.
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Well, Noah obviously has no problem with black men. I just discovered that he edited and directed a music video for Ghoulavelii, a black rapper based in Seattle. The song is titled “Inna Trap”

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Funky Funky Troons said:
I swear to god i hate this fucking trailer park mullet moustache combo, coitis coomer, iCuckz, and this smug retard all have this same look and i hate them all, even funky fagbait is trying to pull this look and its fucking atrocious, seriously if i see somebody with this look om public in going to crash the fuck out. Theyre like clones made in a factory, they all have the same opinions, same smugness, same cadance, same everything. This archatype of person needs to be removed from this planet. Truly the nissan altima of human beings
Side note: if i see anybody simping for any of these people im going kms
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We went from fat dyed hair side mohawk shit to this wannabe trailer trash outfit with dadbod fat. They're evolving, but backwards.
 
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Noah Samsen released a video on October 5, 2024. Throughout the video, he reads letters from healthcare workers in Gaza (in fact, most of the video is just his reading the letters out loud), and he encourages his audience to not vote for Kamala because of her continuing support of the Palestinian genocide. By the end of the video, the fag is at the verge of tears.

In general, this video feels like an empty demonstration of Noah’s “empathy” and “kindness,” a charade that lacks actual emotional investment or substance. Honestly, it feels more like a Hasan video, as it primarily caters to Arab Muslims.

Anyway, I rate this video gay/10. Noah is still a retarded faggot who produces premium BreadTube slop.

 
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WdPk said:
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Noah got rid of that ugly mullet for an even uglier buzz. No more Mr. Nice Noah, he's about to own the conservatards even harder with more unstudied facts and retardation! Can't wait for his TBYS vid where he somehow manages to be even smuggier than before.
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Before the buzz cut, he looked like the type of creep who would sniff bicycle seats. Now, he has assumed the form of a local sex offender who fondles high school girls.

ShreddedNerd’s video was so devastating that it forced Noah to give up the ironic trailer park fashion because of its negative connotations. Someone should send this picture to him as a display of victory.
 
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The newest Noah Samsen video dropped on October 9. In the video, he makes fun of Captain Andypants, describing his views on masculinity as cringe and using quips to destroy his argument.

Because of his buzz cut, he does not look flattering in this video. In fact, he looks somewhat creepy, which is perfect for Halloween.
 
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WdPk said:
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Noah got rid of that ugly mullet for an even uglier buzz. No more Mr. Nice Noah, he's about to own the conservatards even harder with more unstudied facts and retardation! Can't wait for his TBYS vid where he somehow manages to be even smuggier than before.
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Would've looked like the default character in a video game character creator, without the mustache. The mustache makes him look like a faggot, probably will come out in thongs and start dancing in front of kids.
 
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After a month of inactivity, Noah Time released a new video yesterday, in which Noah discusses his 4-month exercise journey. Besides describing his insecurities and routines, he explains that he shaved his hair to see how his jawline improved.

Though he is constantly advocating for body positivity and fat acceptance, Noah despises his chubby physique and desires a healthier body. He believes that obesity should not be shamed, yet he understands the negative effects of fatness. He is either a hypocrite who cares about his image or a retard who constantly forgets his own arguments.

Also, he shows off his muscles and tummy.
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Anal Cheese52 said:

After a month of inactivity, Noah Time released a new video yesterday, in which Noah discusses his 4-month exercise journey. Besides describing his insecurities and routines, he explains that he shaved his hair to see how his jawline improved.

Though he is constantly advocating for body positivity and fat acceptance, Noah despises his chubby physique and desires a healthier body. He believes that obesity should not be shamed, yet he understands the negative effects of fatness. He is either a hypocrite who cares about his image or a retard who constantly forgets his own arguments.

Also, he shows off his muscles and tummy.
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I should really shave all that hair off it looks unseemly and no Samson keeps going down this road pretty soon he's gonna be posting 1488 and hanging out with the golden one don't do that Noah there's much less money in it
 
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Anal Cheese52 said:

After a month of inactivity, Noah Time released a new video yesterday, in which Noah discusses his 4-month exercise journey. Besides describing his insecurities and routines, he explains that he shaved his hair to see how his jawline improved.

Though he is constantly advocating for body positivity and fat acceptance, Noah despises his chubby physique and desires a healthier body. He believes that obesity should not be shamed, yet he understands the negative effects of fatness. He is either a hypocrite who cares about his image or a retard who constantly forgets his own arguments.

Also, he shows off his muscles and tummy.
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A "man" objectifying himself because he is starved for female recognition and validation on the Internet. Noah truly is for gender equality.
 
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Another update on Noah’s activities:

On October 15, he and another BreadTuber, Saji Sharma, released a satirical video on Mr. Beast, in which Noah acted as a retarded centrist with lukewarm takes. Honestly, the satire is terrible, and the entire video is boring and unfunny. Anything that Noah touches immediately becomes worse - boring and cringey.

Moreover, a YouTube channel released an archived stream of Denims’ reaction to "The Anti Woke Guys Keep Gettin Weirder" video by Noah. As you know, Denims is somehow more retarded than Hasan Piker and nearly as boring as Noah, which makes this stream unbearable to watch. As such, I will not summarize her stream, but I am fairly confident that she contributed nothing to the discussion and supported Noah’s points without question.

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Noah offers you a juicy pumpkin. What will you do?
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Anal Cheese52 said:
As you know, Denims is somehow more retarded than Hasan Piker and nearly as boring as Noah, which makes this stream unbearable to watch.
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It almost feels like an understatement considering how true it is. Is like both facts cancel each other out which is specially noteworthy considering this is a mid af woman with an OF.

That pumpkin probably dried up the moment Noah touched it, like most women in his vicinity.
 
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Somehow no one has posted this yet:

Rob's Media released a 22 minute video response to Noah's series on his one video on breadtube commentary channels. Given how repetitive Noah is, Rob only focuses on Noah's big fuck-ups and says he won't cover Noah again outside of a community post and answering comment questions. Considering this video was produced when Milton hit I think that alone serves to say Rob has suffered enough.

Things Noah still is guilty of and proved through his "debunking" series:
  • Still calls Chud Logic a groomer. Ephebophile meme holy shit.
  • Still downplays Keffals' grifting because of the 'transphobic' art (yes, none of these people will bother to actually hear what Cock Waffles has done because of the art)
  • Unironically considers making a video defending Ethan is Online (now Eden is on a protected account).
  • Still butthurt about Shredded Nerd's video on safe edgy hipsters.
  • Still friends with EL GOBLINO Bad Empanada. Noah even says there's no proof Empanada was the one doxing people.
  • Still cherrypicking arguments made by others while claiming Rob or any other person criticizing his own side cherrypicks. There's an instance when Noah calls TBYS for cutting Ilymations argument (something TBYS did because of copyright) whereas Noah spends his videos cutting Rob and Shredded Nerd mid sentence.
 
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Blue Gem Muslim Queen said:
Somehow no one has posted this yet:

Rob's Media released a 22 video response to Noah's series on his one video on breadtube commentary channels. Given how repetitive Noah is, Rob only focuses on Noah's big fuck-ups and says he won't cover Noah again outside of a community post and answering comment questions. Considering this video was produced when Milton hit I think that alone serves to say Rob has suffered enough.

Things Noah still is guilty of and proved through his "debunking" series:
  • Still calls Chud Logic a groomer.
  • Still downplays Keffals' grifting because of the 'transphobic' art (yes, none of these people will bother to actually hear what Cock Waffles has done because of the art)
  • Unironically considers making a video defending Ethan is Online (now Eden is on a protected account).
  • Still butthurt about Shredded Nerd's video on safe edgy hipsters.
  • Still friends with EL GOBLINO Bad Empanada. Noah even says there's no proof Empanada was the one doxing people.
  • Still cherrypicking arguments made by others while claiming Rob or any other person criticizing his own side cherrypicks.
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Rob’s response effectively deconstructed Noah’s spiteful videos. I have not finished the entire video; however, I have enjoyed it thus far.

Noah’s denial and defense of Keffals, Ethan, and BadEmpanada’s behavior is especially disconcerting but not particularly surprising. Optically, defending these pieces of filth makes no sense, but he is obviously a retard who does not understand the implications of surrounding himself with a bad crowd. Already, he has submerged himself in a community of scammers, doxxers, terrorists, and pedophiles. Once one of his associates is arrested for any of their crimes, Noah’s credibility will suffer a blow.
 
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Anal Cheese52 said:
Noah’s denial and defense of Keffals, Ethan, and BadEmpanada’s behavior is especially disconcerting but not particularly surprising. Optically, defending these pieces of filth makes no sense, but he is obviously a retard who does not understand the implications of surrounding himself with a bad crowd. Already, he has submerged himself in a community of scammers, doxxers, terrorists, and pedophiles. Once one of his associates is arrested for any of their crimes, Noah’s credibility will suffer a blow.
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Oh my sweet sweet naive little boy leftists have never had credibility the only kept around by the center left establishment because the actual right would have the center left establishment put in pound me in the *** federal prison for the open blatant corruption.
 
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