Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Snorky]

Yeah and its funny how some say this is him learning an honest days work when he's toddling around with assistance from more experienced employees in a closed McDonalds, handing out pre-packaged food to people he knows are already supporting him. All because he got really pissy that Kamala said she worked at McDonalds 40 years ago.

At that point, did he really win if he went through all this effort for effectively brownie points?

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

I can't figure out the purpose/goal of this thread at all. You try and actually discuss the political policies of the politician it's about and get rated political sperging. You have a debate with someone in it you get told you are baiting or derailing. Like what even is this for? Is this just angry screaming into the void about Trump and no one else is allowed to post?

Yes. Despite other lolcow threads having people who are endeared to the cow (not always, obviously) this one is strictly maoi heads pretending they don't sound identical to r/politics a lot of the time. When pressed the justification is "well other threads turn into Trump circlejerks" as if that's any better, or a valid excuse.

The Boogie thread swept up gun law discussion back when he fired a warning shot on his front lawn. Whenever some eceleb is exposed as a lolicon, the inevitable "well do drawings really count?" argument is always removed. This thread is unique. You can Thunderdome-post as hard as possible over the thread topic. No a-log is too embarrassing.

 

[S@credC]

I can't believe you dingalings aren't appreciating the Wattpad-tier Arnold Palmer erotica Donald gave us:

“Arnold Palmer was all man, and I say that in all due respect to women, I love women. … This man was strong and tough, and I refused to say it, but when he took showers with the other pros they came out of there, they said ‘Oh, my God. That’s unbelievable,’” Trump said."

....you say you "refuse to say it", then say your homoerotic fantasy out loud? Lol, ok grampa.

 

[Fungible penis]

20 years from now, after the dust settles, they will unearth some kind of Dr. Evil-style mind control device that makes boomers and nutters perceive Trump as Christ walking the earth (see "They Live") rather than the cow he is.

It's the only explanation that makes any sense.

Watched a good documentary on rise and fall of Mussolini and this isn't far off the energy that they described at his end.

 

[gamerweeb1]

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He should be number 350

One for every pound of fat.

 

[Drip Torch]

Black felon bad, white felon good. This is the logic of a Trump faggot. Pointing this out is sure too bring the seething.

 

[AmpleApricots]

He already was president for four years, that's the truly funny part. During that time he did and said a lot of things the /pol/ spergs do explicitly not agree with and would immediately attack any democrat over. It's like they can't hear him or do not listen. It boggles the mind. He has the same teflon coating chris chan has.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Yes. Despite other lolcow threads having people who are endeared to the cow (not always, obviously) this one is strictly maoi heads pretending they don't sound identical to r/politics a lot of the time. When pressed the justification is "well other threads turn into Trump circlejerks" as if that's any better, or a valid excuse.

The Boogie thread swept up gun law discussion back when he fired a warning shot on his front lawn. Whenever some eceleb is exposed as a lolicon, the inevitable "well do drawings really count?" argument is always removed. This thread is unique. You can Thunderdome-post as hard as possible over the thread topic. No a-log is too embarrassing.

As opposed to the Thunderdome where it's /r/conservative and /r/TheDonald?

Sorry that you're seething mad that we are insulting your waifu.

Do you have a sexual obsession with Donald Trump's penis?

I have never seen anyone talk about it THIS much. I don't even know gay Trump voters that have brought it up.

Are you a gay man in denial of your lust for Trump?

If you'd stop getting so seething mad anytime someone talks bad about him and if you stopped saying things like he is a youthful, energetic, totally not senile fit young man maybe I'd give you the benefit of the doubt but instead you retards act like you're madly in love with the guy. Sorry you're upset that people are mocking your waifu

Also, you are a newfag rapefugee so you may not know this, but it's against the rules to spaz out in a lolcow thread because the lolcow is being laughed at

 

[Unique User Name]

Been really getting into the Mark Calaway / Undertaker Podcast lately. I know he's MAGA, but I still really like hearing his wrestling stories, ya know, like a normal person that can differentiate when someone is fucking retarded about some things and has sensible things to say about other things, because they haven't made their entire identity about a demented, octogenarian, conman, game show host (unlike Kane, who is completely unrelatable, at least Hulk can still be entertaining).

Apparently the Trump episode is going to be on it today, and from the chapters already released, it looks like it will still be mostly wrestling related. So it will probably be the longest I've ever sat and just listened to Trump talk since COVID.

Undertaker has carried quite a few matches in his time, he'll probably be able to carry this interview too.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Yeah and its funny how some say this is him learning an honest days work when he's toddling around with assistance from more experienced employees in a closed McDonalds, handing out pre-packaged food to people he knows are already supporting him. All because he got really pissy that Kamala said she worked at McDonalds 40 years ago.

That’s the most pathetic part of all this: he got mad that she once worked at his favorite fast food chain decades ago, that is petty as fuck

 

[Norman B. Normal]

the real point was to shame Kamala for claiming she worked at McDonalds while Trump was too out of touch with a real job to even work a fry station, when there is no record of her ever working at McDonalds.

I confess that I, too, retain little tangible evidence of the period I spent working at McDonald’s in the late 80s.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

All of this today happened because Kamala told another dumb lie to insult Trump and Trump was petty and funny enough to rub her face in it. The appeal to the wagies was just the side of fries with the order, the real point was to shame Kamala for claiming she worked at McDonalds while Trump was too out of touch with a real job to even work a fry station, when there is no record of her ever working at McDonalds.

It's cool you're seething mad that Harris had the gall to run against the obese, elderly man who you want to have sex with, but McDonalds franchises aren't going to have records of part time employees from the 80s in the 2020s. The McDonalds is probably even owned by a different franchisee these days.

Again, I know you Thunderdomers brag about the fact that you have an intellectual disability and are well-known for not knowing how the real world outside of /pol/ works, but you really are setting the bar lower and lower with each post here

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

That’s the most pathetic part of all this: he got mad that she once worked at his favorite fast food chain decades ago, that is petty as fuck

That's a narcissist for you. Nothing is too petty for them.

The other day on Fox and Friends he said he was the most stable human ever.

AINSLEY EARHARDT: Now they’re ramping up their rhetoric. And when she sat down with Bret there, she said, talking about you, “he’s unstable.”.

When she was speaking at a rally in Erie, Pennsylvania, she called you “unstable and unhinged.”.

And then in this new ad that they’ve rolled out, she’s saying “unhinged, more unstable and unchecked.”.

And then this caller that called into Charlamagne tha God, his Breakfast Club show, this caller says, “I have a sneaking suspicion that if Trump wins, he’s going to use this law to put anyone that doesn’t look white in camps. And I’m scared.”.

And she says, “Yeah. So you’ve hit on a really important point.”.

What is your response and what is your closing argument?

DONALD TRUMP: Well, first of all, the question is pretty rough question, because, you know, you’re giving this whole argument to this woman that I don’t think she knows where she is. She’s a low IQ person. She’s not smart. Everyone knows that.

Didn’t even pass a law exam was a big thing. She never thought she was going to be able to pass it.

You know, you’re telling me this stuff, I’ll say it. I am a person that– they are a threat to democracy. These people are misinformation people. They’ll say, “let’s go out” with this one. They’ve tried many different things.

They tried. “He’s a dictator. He’s going to take over the whole world. He said this–.”.

Every week they try something else. So far, it hasn’t worked. I guess that’s the attack they have for this week. It doesn’t seem to be working.

I am the most stable human being. Remember they said a stable genius?

(LAUGHTER).

I am the most stable human being. I’ve been doing this for a long time. We had four years of greatness. We had the greatest economy in history. We had the greatest border. Brian, you were down there.

BRIAN KILMEANDE: Absolutely.

DONALD TRUMP: We had a border that was the best we’ve ever had in the history of our country. There’s never been anything like it.

But no, he's not a narcissist. Normal people call themselves geniuses and "most stable person" all the time.

 

[Sithis]

It's cool you're seething mad that Harris had the gall to run against the obese, elderly man who you want to have sex with, but McDonalds franchises aren't going to have records of part time employees from the 80s in the 2020s. The McDonalds is probably even owned by a different franchisee these days.

Again, I know you Thunderdomers brag about the fact that you have an intellectual disability and are well-known for not knowing how the real world outside of /pol/ works, but you really are setting the bar lower and lower with each post here

Sir, this is a McDonalds

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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What's it like being so intellectually inferior that you fell for Russian psyops on /pol/ and social media to the point where you think an obese, senile 78 year old man is a fit, healthy, hip young thing?

 

[Sithis]

What's it like being so intellectually inferior that you fell for Russian psyops on /pol/ and social media to the point where you think an obese, senile 78 year old man is a fit, healthy, hip young thing?

My dude, Trump drinks diet coke and eats McDonalds, I have never claimed he was healthy or fit. He's very funny to most people without brain damage though.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

My dude, Trump drinks diet coke and eats McDonalds, I have never claimed he was healthy or fit. He's very funny to most people without brain damage though.

Yet you act like he's the epitome of health, fitness and youthfulness

 

[Unique User Name]

My dude, Trump drinks diet coke and eats McDonalds, I have never claimed he was healthy or fit. He's very funny to most people without brain damage though.

He used to be funny, but it's been the same bit for a decade now. And it's getting played out, he really doesn't have it anymore. He wasn't even that great at it the first time around. He just does whatever the last person tells him to do.

Ban this gun accessory, pardon these niggers, hold this flag, sell these beans, worship these gooks, hold this glowing mudslime ball, put on this yamaca, etc ...



And everyone with a brain knows this, so they all come up to him with tears in their eyes, kiss his ass, then they get whatever they want, for at least 20 minutes, before the next guy tells him different.

Look, watching the monkey drive the car is a good laugh. But it's getting reckless, and he's been shitting on the seat non-stop. It's just sad now. I'm good with not having a lolcow president for awhile now. Besides, he's just as funny, if not more, seething, away from the levers of power he once had.

 

[Sithis]

He used to be funny, but it's been the same bit for a decade now. And it's getting played out, he really doesn't have it anymore. He wasn't even that great at it the first time around. He just does whatever the last person tells him to do.

Ban this gun accessory, pardon these niggers, hold this flag, sell these beans, worship these gooks, hold this glowing mudslime ball, put on this yamaca, etc ...

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And everyone with a brain knows this, so they all come up to him with tears in their eyes, kiss his ass, then they get whatever they want, for at least 20 minutes, before the next guy tells him different.

Look, watching the monkey drive the car is a good laugh. But it's getting reckless, and he's been shitting on the seat non-stop. It's just sad now. I'm good with not having a low cow president for awhile now. Besides, he's just as funny, if not more, seething, away from the levers of power he once had.

Your argument uses talking points that sound like the things groypers complain about him so I am going to assume catboy brain damage.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

Maybe this thread should just be renamed the Hulkster Containment Zone.