Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[hfuenms83]

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Our boi chibi has been trying to quit his job!

But Chibi, you did your research, right? You do know that in Japan you are likely to be entitled to only half that amount; and you are supposed to let these days expire because taking them would be a burden to your hard working co workers who all hate you.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Our boi chibi has been trying to quit his job!

A Chibi unemployment arc would be the perfect way to round off what has been a landmark year for lolcow catastrophes.

>man won't be able to take his fifth paid month long Japan vacation

LIFE JUST ISN'T FAIR, HE CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE

All I wanted was to move to Japan, have a little rice wine [indecipherable animal sobs]

 

[Falcon Sebben]

You'll never be Japanese, Adam.


Did you guys know he went to JAPAN?!?!?!?!

Faggot got a tiny takoyaki stand while in Japan. The question is... why? I get he's fixated on takoyaki. I understand he's a spaz. But what possible reason could he have gotten this for?

And he's pissed because he can't take more than two weeks time off unpaid. If money is that tight as he claims and he's looking for a new job that pays better... why would the fact you don't get paid for a month just to go to Japan be a problem? You live within your means and the next time you go to Japan you do so for two weeks and that's it. I swear half the problems Chibi has would be solved if he stopped being such a retard.

But Chibi, you did your research, right? You do know that in Japan you are likely to be entitled to only half that amount; and you are supposed to let these days expire because taking them would be a burden to your hard working co workers who all hate you.

Yeah but that will be happening in JAPAN so it's DIFFERENT! Geez MOM! Can't you be more supportive once in a while?!

 

[Whaler]

Are these all just cosplay whores he has added at random?

Unsurprisingly, yes. I wonder if he'll get Googly eyes a copy so he can pretend he has friends to play the game with.

 

[winterfag]

Unsurprisingly, yes. I wonder if he'll get Googly eyes a copy so he can pretend he has friends to play the game with.

she's have an unfair advantage in screen peeking both his side and hers at the same time, it's why she's banned from playing Goldeneye

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

If Chibi had a brain, he would move to a city with a large Japanese diaspora and work for a company there.

 

[pickleparty]

Oh so cheebs isnt going to leave unless he gets paid more then his current job. In other words bitch is looking for asspats...what else is new

 

[GumballFapper]

For someone who supposedly "did his research" he should know that 60k$ is a very high salary in japan and almost impossible for him to achieve. Quit cockblocking us and quit already

If Chibi had a brain

If chibi had a brain he would realize that his current job is a godsend and lick ass up the corporate ladder instead of pissing all of his coworkers and bosses off

 

[Oliver Onions]

I swear half the problems Chibi has would be solved if he stopped being such a retard.

I'm sure there's a name for it, but Adam seems to have that condition where he is incapable of thinking long-term. As soon as an idea or desire worms its way into his head it has to happen now, now, NOW.

If Chibi had a brain, he would move to a city with a large Japanese diaspora and work for a company there.

I am surprised he's never gone to a China Town to recreate this iconic moment:

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

As soon as an idea or desire worms its way into his head it has to happen now, now, NOW.

He's hugely immature but also he receives massive positive reinforcement whenever he logs onto Facebook and proclaims he's going to be making radical life changes and aiming higher.

If the asspats are given prematurely, then in his mind, there's no need to strive for anything.

 

[Oliver Onions]

If the asspats are given prematurely, then in his mind, there's no need to strive for anything.

It reminds me of that thing Null said on MATI years ago, it's a bad idea to announce a project you plan to work on because the dopamine from announcing is good enough that you never end up actually starting or finishing the project.

That certainly fits with Adam's trail of abandoned 'dream' vocations.

 

[demicolon]

I'm sure there's a name for it, but Adam seems to have that condition where he is incapable of thinking long-term. As soon as an idea or desire worms its way into his head it has to happen now, now, NOW.

That's ackshually a sign of Assburgers during youth. They get very intensely focused on something and lose interest after a month or two, then repeat with a different interest, until they either grow out of it or hit a jackpot with their destined interest. Adam's like 15 mentally so IMO it's a combo of never growing up and being straight too retarded to master whatever catches his fancy this Tuesday. Which is weird, as even the dumb asperger cases focus on videogames or anime instead of chemistry or programming and settle, this guy still hasn't reached that point.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

If Chibi had a brain, he would move to a city with a large Japanese diaspora and work for a company there.

But that wouldn't be the true and honest Japan experience that he craves. His whole thing is moving and living in Japan and I want this to happen because he's going to hit rock bottom and come back broken like Gaijin Goombah. The difference is Gaijin Goombah managed to actually find a woman to love him and marry him. Oddly enough... she kinda looks like Googly but without the wonky eyes. Also he seems to have been more successful on Youtube which is pretty sad all things considered.

For someone who supposedly "did his research" he should know that 60k$ is a very high salary in japan and almost impossible for him to achieve. Quit cockblocking us and quit already

Almost impossible? It's fucking impossible because he has no skills other than speaking English and being a tard.

There is no way he'd be able to land a job over there that pays anywhere close to that. The only thing that might work would be based on his embarrassing moment on Japanese TV. He'd be hired as the "baka huaito piggu" who would go out in Tokyo, mess up and have everybody in the studio laugh at him and his stupidity. It's basically a step up from being an English teacher as that's still essentially being a dancing monkey but he'd be on TV and would possibly get a better salary. And he could say he was on TV so he's a minor celebrity.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Which is weird, as even the dumb asperger cases focus on videogames or anime instead of chemistry or programming and settle, this guy still hasn't reached that point.

That's what makes me confident Adam doesn't actually have any of these conditions. I think he's just a selfish dickhead tbh.

 

[demicolon]

I think he has, he displays most symptoms. Having Aspergers doesn't exclude being a selfish dickhead. IMO mother swept after him too much so he never had to grow up.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

That's what makes me confident Adam doesn't actually have any of these conditions. I think he's just a selfish dickhead tbh.

You mean like how in the early 2000's everybody had Assburgers because they wanted to be assholes and say, "it's not my fault".

Sounds about right.

I think he has, he displays most symptoms. Having Aspergers doesn't exclude being a selfish dickhead. IMO mother swept after him too much so he never had to grow up.

But even then spergs can learn. It's just a lot of them hit a point and say, "I shouldn't have to change for the world. Everybody should just accept me for who I am".

This is the problem that comes from babying these people and telling them that it's not their fault. No you know the issue now you work at not being such a tard and learn ways to cope with it.

 

[Ferinko2580]

I'm trying to figure out when exactly Chibi's dad's funeral took place. I saw screenshots about how he was getting buried in 2017, but I'm not sure that lines up with everything else. There was also a screenshot posted here where Chibi admitted to singing karaoke during the funeral, but I 've lost track of it. Could anyone here help out?

 

[Wonathan Joss]

I don't know if anyone's pointed this out here yet, and I know nobody's pointed it out to him yet, but he bitches so much about his current job yet desperately wants a job in Japan just for the privilege of living nearer to the Nintendo museum. If he hates AT&T so much, even though, from the sounds of things, they basically babysit him and completely ignore his constant bitching about his employers, then what in God's name makes him think Japan is gonna be any better? If he did even half the bitching he does about AT&T in whatever Japanese company he works for they'd shove him in a disciplinary room, a room designed specifcally to psychologically torture staff to make them quit so they don't have to fire them. Suicide rates are riciculously high and birth rates are ridiculously low in Japan for a reason, because the work culture over there is 10 times more toxic and demanding than his AT&T job.

He wants to live there becuase he likes Nintendo and anime but hasn't even considered how much worse off he'd be over there. Not only that, he's so unhygienic that his very existence would offend them. The grass is always greener, chibi, and in this case you're admiring a garden of pure brown and dead grass with a few rosebushes in there.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

the work culture over there is 10 times more toxic and demanding than his AT&T job.

A fact that I'm sure Cheebs is fully aware of owing to his superior Nippon-based knowledge. He's been to Japan, don't you know?

The funniest possible outcome is for him to somehow miraculously secure permanent residency. He'd be kissing AT&T's ring in days.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Suicide rates are riciculously high and birth rates are ridiculously low in Japan for a reason

Yes, the reason being they have not naturalized Adam 'Joker's cock in your underage pussy' White as a rice-blooded Japanese citizen and let him loose upon the geishas of Nippon.

Could anyone here help out?

Someone quite recently posted yet another documentary about Adam which heavily featured interview segments with Big Al, one of which includes him recounting the full story of Adam's dad's funeral (spoiler: Chibi connected his laptop to the projector and played an anime AMV).

I tried searching YouTube but 'chibi' isn't the easiest term; does anyone know the video I'm talking about? The narrator used gameplay footage of a Total Wipeout knock-off for the sections that weren't showing Chibi.