DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm hoping he does more interviews
Will someone ever tell Phil interviews do not usually go like:
(Tell guest something that happened to me) "Now what are your thoughts about that?"
(Ask guest something and they answer) "Cool because actually this is what happened to me, now what do you think about that?"
 
I believe the $76 was real. He wouldn't even reach $50 if not for his only whale priming the jar with small sock donations. v0iD was in the chat the whole time. He's doing this spiel of getting halfway through the goal, then hitting it with one, big tip. Phil was sitting on that $76 from 5 to 30 minutes, that's the time he was at $74. That $3 just before the $76 was fake though, he added it so that the $76 makes sense, going towards $160, else people would immediately know he was sitting on the tip.
 
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Here’s your supposed tipper… easy way to prove this one out https://x.com/reforgegaming?s=21

ReforgedGaming guy donated saying he wants to be on the podcast with Phil and contacted him but never got a reply. After another donation Phil says he won't even remember Reforged Gaming by the end of the stream. And now Reforged donated a third time, after the stream ended (apparently). Buying his way into attention and a podcast slot maybe?
Reforge is a replicant of DSP. He is a cow in his own right and has a community of commentary channels that follow him and call him out for his behavior and bad takes. He is a major sony pony.

A reforge and DSP interview would be kino because they are the same type of person.
 
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I love seeing people stumble across DSP always gives me a good chuckle
 

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DSP is lucky his audience is mostly retards and larpers (is there a difference?) or this desperation to hit an arbitrary monetary goal twice a day to keep alive a streak would be extremely off-putting. First streak dies? Well he's still successful, you'll see, he will add superchats to the goal like Alotta Peepul have been getting banned from his chat for years for suggesting. Whoops couldn't get past a 6 day streak, guess we'll add memberships to that. Shit, Youtube memberships aren't doing so great, move to Kick! Streak is saved...fuck dead at 26...what do we do? Well the streak is alive because donations after the stream is over count! Owned and felted, get fukt trolls DSP has hand crafted a way to crybully his way into a win every single time! Wearing a fat woman's onesy from a toddler show to eat a cookie is just a clever way to bait the detractors into getting upset! Epically owned by not children and retard entertainer DSP!
 
From the amount and scale of manic behaviour in the last months, it's gonna be a rough wake up for DSP, once it hits.

This has to legitimately be the most pathetic and delusional Phil has ever been - the tweets, the "redemption" arc and mannerisms, the lies and cover ups...

I know he was always a joke, but imagine running from that fact... It's been 20 years, arguably half of Phils life.

Idk what got me to this realisation but, just, damn dude.

But yes, trolls are seething and crying indeed
 
I’d rather work this shitty ass Monday a million times over before tryna find the “happiness” that Phil has and for that I am thankful
I think this sums up why people get so frustrated about Phil’s lack of gratitude for the few fortunes in his life. His job situation, in theory, is one of extreme privilege. He makes money making videos and playing games. And GOOD money at that. Yet he still bitches and moans as if he’s breaking his back putting shingles on a roof. Nobody (who isn’t retarded) hates Phil because they’re just jealous they can’t get paid to play vidya all day. It’s that Phil is so two faced when he both says he’s “lucky” to have his job and simultaneously acts like every day is a march on the trail of tears.

At the end of the day Phil’s life is really bad and empty, and I wouldn’t trade places with him in a million years. But I can’t wait til the day comes when he experiences actual financial hardship. Where the only option is get a fucking job or take welfare and admit you’re no better than a low IQ nigger.
 
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