Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%

  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%

  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%

  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%

  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%
  • Total voters
    318
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
@Melty Butter : We'll never know if you are on his mind, but I wouldn't be surprised.

What a horrifying thought!

At the risk of sounding like a record on repeat, I believe Nick has some issue with women--to the point that he is especially vicious and bothered by them. It might be a general misunderstanding of them or attitude that projects that is disturbing to them, but he seems to make a lot of female enemies and put more time into addressing them than the male ones. His interactions with ElissaClips, Cynthia, LegalBytes, Monica, ClaireBear, Pippa, myself, and others seemed a lot more targeted and ongoing when he knew he had a direct line to insult and provoke. He engaged regularly with them in back-and-forth spats, until they were no longer responding or they starved him of attention

I've speculated 'mummy issues' before, and I will put the theory out again. The alternative is that he either just has a very skewed view of women, or that all of them are just more sensitive to his barbs than the men he just called 'cucks'.

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I knew a guy like him once, his mom was an alcoholic and sent him nasty texts all the time. I'm assuming while the parents were friendly outwardly to others, Nick was getting absolutely shit on by his mother and given material goods to make up for that. Recipe for a traumatized, yet entitled child that doesn't know how to do anything for himself. Very sad.
 
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Due to Nick being such an amazing Christian. Maybe he will consider reading The Bible sometime?

1 Timothy 6:9-11
But they that will be rich fall into temptation and a snare, and into many foolish and hurtful lusts, which drown men in destruction and perdition.
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
But thou, O man of God, flee these things; and follow after righteousness, godliness, faith, love, patience, meekness.
 
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TexOffender said:
So he knows melton is a creep and was aligning with him anyway? Unless Nick is talking about Aaron here.
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He's talking about Aaron but, funny enough, he doesn't deny what who he's replying to said about Melton or that he's helping Melton.

Everything with him is now about Aaron being a poopie head.
 
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Third World Aristocrat said:
He also keeps hinting that he has so many stories to tell. Like the REAL story about his case that he never told
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Oh, he's got stories, all right... Just that all of them are really bad fanfic, since the effort he put into his creative writing degree will only allow that quality of output.

Since you're reading this, Nick, how 'bout you ACTUALLY tell those stories? You won't, because you're too much of a pussy to do so... LOL
 
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Balldo's Gate said:
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How many of Aaron's kids were taken away from him by the state and tested positive for coke, Nick? The kind of attention Melton pays to Aaron's kids is fucking gross and the kind of attention you paid to your kids was fucking dangerous.
 
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LiquidKid said:
Didn’t he literally say in his last stream “when the franks hearing gets granted”?
I could be wrong, but he seemed pretty confident
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He called all the other lawyers that told him there was no way in hell he was gonna get a Franks hearing stupid. That he is THE Franks expert. Except he's not, because he's never had a Franks hearing.

This is really the only video you ever need regarding how that worked out:


Now I need him to prognosticate that Aaron's and Ashley's efforts to protect their children from Melton is gonna fail. Thus sealing Melton's fate.

If you could please do that Nick, I'd much appreciate it. You are the greatest living Sonichu medallion ever!
 
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I remember thinking it was sad when it was first obvious he was on drugs and that I wanted him to get better. Now he's like a vindictive addict who's going after another guys children and gleeful that some creep is making sex jokes about his kids to make him unhappy because he helped get him arrested for neglecting his own children.

It's rare I get to this point with a lolcow but I genuinely hope he dies. Probably the best thing he could do for his kids at this point since he obviously either can't or doesn't want to fix his issues.

Like him and ralph only exist at this point for pleasures of the flesh and to watch people they don't like suffer and every familial relationship they have would be richer and healthier with their passing. Maybe the younger kids could at least have good memories of him.
 
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Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears said:
To celebrate page #6666, I have an April update for you! She wants (you guessed it) even more tattoos!

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Had a moment there when I saw the first image and thought maybe April was interested in getting a face tattoo. But unfortunately we are not so lucky: it’s a Valkyrie.

Hey, wait a second… Valkyrie… doesn’t that sound familiar?



If the three wolf moon wasn’t a throuple reference, April’s upcoming ink certainly will be!
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"Phoenix tattoo men" oh sweet Jesus, is Ricky gonna get a new gay tattoo?
 
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Casting stones in glass houses? Iron stained, horror movie glass houses.

Nick's actions led to his kid getting exposed to a literal (figuratively of course) moon's worth of cocaine, regardless of his efforts to convince the internet it was a cop with coke fingers patting his daughter's head as he valiantly saved her from Nick's nightmare polycule crack house.

Any accusations of neglect with regards to Aaron's kids kind of fall flat coming from Nick.
 
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