Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Hardin: files a reasonable schedule
Russell: demands repealing the First Amendment, Taylor Swift’s virginity, and a pony

The Honorable Court: shit this is hard

You forgot the part where he gets to write his holocaust romcom and become a famous song writer

 

[Mind Goblins]

If Russ gets all of his responses in today, I'll spend the evening finally figuring out how to set up a crypto wallet to go True & Honest.

I dare you Russ, make me oil this litigation more than I already have.

Russ, you thought you could get out of this by not opposing one of Hardin's motions, but joke's on you: I was gonna do it anyway. The only reason it took this long was because I'm slightly retarded eToro held my money hostage for 60 days and I forgot my passwords.

Russ thinks the process can be punishment, but sharing the load just makes it pure comedy. Keep going Russ. We can stay retarded longer than you can keep this train rolling.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Hardin should cite Russell's Nevada filing where he says

However, in a good light of news, through the bad, there is good and that is that Plaintiff has been approved housing and he is also starting a job this week

so Russ can't keep using the "Boohoo I'm homeless!" card, especially when it comes time for sanctions!

 

[Crasson]

Cardboard box behind the 7/11 and jizzmopper at the local peep show, Russell is really moving up in the world.

 

[mindlessobserver]

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

 

[The Stranger]

It's quiet.

Too quiet.

So either Russ sent Hardin what he was supposed to or Hardin is just going to file his proposed schedule to the court and make note that he didn't receive anything before the 18th

 

[The Un-Clit]

So either Russ sent Hardin what he was supposed to or Hardin is just going to file his proposed schedule to the court and make note that he didn't receive anything before the 18th

Personally I am setting my expectations that I will see nothing until the day that the documents are actually due before the court. That way I won't be on pins and needles waiting.

Anything that comes sooner is a pleasant surprise.

 

[FamicomGorby]

I'm betting on Greer just submitted to Hardin what he already sent the court and is gonna fold his arms until Hardin comes up with a reasonable schedule since he wants to do zero work in making the case move forward and would rather have the defense prosecute it for him.

 

[StinkySnack]

UPDATE:

Russell wiped his dirty butthole on a piece of toilet paper, wrote "Schedule" above the mark, and mailed it to the Magistrate in an envelope.

The Magistrate opened the letter and proclaimed "This looks and smells DELICIOUS!" and is preparing to enter it of record for our boy.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm betting on Greer just submitted to Hardin what he already sent the court and is gonna fold his arms until Hardin comes up with a reasonable schedule since he wants to do zero work in making the case move forward and would rather have the defense prosecute it for him.

If that's the case Hardin should just agree to Greers absurd schedule since no discovery will be able to happen.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If that's the case Hardin should just agree to Greers absurd schedule since no discovery will be able to happen.

I suspect the court would actually (correctly) step in and fix that for the retard, because that IS the kind of "pro se procedural error" that arguably can be fixed in appellate court.

The pro se retard is supposed to lose on his merits not on his stupidity about how to prosecute the case - when the appellate court has already gone batshit.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If that's the case Hardin should just agree to Greers absurd schedule since no discovery will be able to happen.

In the far flung future of 2092, Greer, now in his 90s is asked to submit his evidence of contributory copyright infringement.
His moment finally arriving, he leans over and picks up a stack of paper printed on antique inkjet printers, thousands upon thousands of pages, each one a different image of Hitler.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm betting on Greer just submitted to Hardin what he already sent the court and is gonna fold his arms until Hardin comes up with a reasonable schedule since he wants to do zero work in making the case move forward and would rather have the defense prosecute it for him.

I'm hoping he sent him another profanity-laced tirade with threats and insults.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

In the far flung future of 2092, Greer, now in his 90s is asked to submit his evidence of contributory copyright infringement.
His moment finally arriving, he leans over and picks up a stack of paper printed on antique inkjet printers, thousands upon thousands of pages, each one a different image of Hitler.

I'm waiting for Greer to produce images of Hitler unknown to historians, and nobody will be able to figure out where he got them from.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

In the far flung future of 2092, Greer, now in his 90s is asked to submit his evidence of contributory copyright infringement.
His moment finally arriving, he leans over and picks up a stack of paper printed on antique inkjet printers, thousands upon thousands of pages, each one a different image of Hitler.

It is the 42nd Millennium. For forty thousand years the case of Greer v. Moon has sat immobile within the golden docket of Earth. It is an unsolvable case by the will of a retard judge and a convoluted one by the filings of an inexhaustible moron. It is a carrion case, to which a thousand barristers are sacrificed every day so it may never truly die.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

It is the 42nd Millennium. For forty thousand years the case of Greer v. Moon has sat immobile within the golden docket of Earth. It is an unsolvable case by the will of a retard judge and a convoluted one by the filings of an inexhaustible moron. It is a carrion case, to which a thousand barristers are sacrificed every day so it may never truly die.

Kisses for the Disabled God!
Whores for the Whore Throne!

 

[The Stranger]

It is the 42nd Millennium. For forty thousand years the case of Greer v. Moon has sat immobile within the golden docket of Earth. It is an unsolvable case by the will of a retard judge and a convoluted one by the filings of an inexhaustible moron. It is a carrion case, to which a thousand barristers are sacrificed every day so it may never truly die.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only litigation.

 

[Shig O'nella]

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only litigation.

And a twenty light year tall Taylor Swift statue.

 

[Broken Cuddles]

And a twenty light year tall Taylor Swift statue.

She stands as a beacon to guide those looking for justice through the Whorep.

 

[Poop Shoot]

You fucking nerds.