Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Bogliacci]

Honestly I'd be nearly postal if this was a legal proceeding I was a part of.

He will file everything at the very last minute and his drivel will be enough to limp the case along for another year.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I'm leaning towards him filing SOMETHING, wether it's an actual response or just begging for even more time because muh plights. He did file promising to respond on time, after all. I don't recall him doing that before ghosting a deadline in the past.

If it's a response, it will be garbage and easily destroyed.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I'm leaning towards him filing SOMETHING, wether it's an actual response or just begging for even more time because muh plights. He did file promising to respond on time, after all. I don't recall him doing that before ghosting a deadline in the past.

If it's a response, it will be garbage and easily destroyed.

I'm with the weird alligator with the old reg date.

The question up in the air is if some mishap will make it technically late e'en though he tried on time (I'm betting this) - and it will be, of course, not Russ's fault (actually kinda true, because it will be a unforeseen but not unplannable around possibility like the library being closed) and somehow work out to his apparent advantage (but not actually advance the case whatsoever in his favor).

 

[RussianParasite]

He will file everything at the very last minute and his drivel will be enough to limp the case along for another year.

I agree but I think his HDMI cable will be too short so the court will extend his deadline until 2026.

 

[Pim Fortuyn]

I sold some stocks last week because I had a feeling. Sadly for Josh, I also have the feeling that the court will order him to pay for a lawyer for Greer.

 

[Clovis]

I'm with the weird alligator with the old reg date.

The question up in the air is if some mishap will make it technically late e'en though he tried on time (I'm betting this) - and it will be, of course, not Russ's fault (actually kinda true, because it will be a unforeseen but not unplannable around possibility like the library being closed) and somehow work out to his apparent advantage (but not actually advance the case whatsoever in his favor).

Rule 1 of Russ is that he's stupid.
But rule 2 has to be: Nothing Is Ever Russel Greer's Fault/his colossal sense of narcissistic entitlement.

He will unashamedly cite the slightest of inconveniences as an excuse for his failures, even if he brought it upon himself, thanks to rule 1.

If he does file I'm just looking forward to the randomly inserted plightsalad. If nothing else, we can always just laugh at the tard.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I'm leaning towards him filing SOMETHING, wether it's an actual response or just begging for even more time because muh plights. He did file promising to respond on time, after all. I don't recall him doing that before ghosting a deadline in the past.

If it's a response, it will be garbage and easily destroyed.

He's going to file pleading for another stay or long extension because he is homeless.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Side bets now open on a NEW hitler image/meme being included in the filings due today (which will cover his next filing if it's late and remotely connected).

= Yes, new hitler
= No, no new hitler
= I cannot believe this is a reasonable question

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myra_Clark_Gaines

Fifty seven fucking years but at least there was something of value to fight about.

I’m sure divorce court is peppered with similar vindictive shit never ending cases.

The fictional legal case in The Trial only lasted 18 years. Our system is quite literally beyond parody.

 

[Pedophobe]

I'm excited.

 

[Jotch]

Greer has that SMASHED and SLAMMED look to him.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I bet 18 trillon KiwiDollars that no filing is made at all.

I'll hedge my bets:

• 200 Quatloos says nothing gets filed.
• 100 Quatloos says he files for an additional extension.
• 100 Quatloos says he composes a single word-salad response that answers all outstanding briefs/motions in one filing.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I'm gonna lock my vote in. one thousand kiwi dollars he files last minute and asks for an extension because the kiwi farms made him homeless.

 

[DHugo]

Alright, I'll be a retard on copium:

Russell fails the deadline, Hardin successfully argues fail to prosecute (or something similar), and the case is over.

 

[reactionary]

Here's my bet: Plaintiff Russel Greer Plaintiff Russel Greer will fail the deadline, Hardin will notify the court, which is going to do nothing about it, then Greer will file 2-3 days later citing a minor inconvenience as the reason for the delay, if at all.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Alright, I'll be a retard on copium:

Russell fails the deadline, Hardin successfully argues fail to prosecute (or something similar), and the case is over.

Hardin will file for a motion at least one more time before we hear from Russ, who will say something like "plaintiff didn't understand he wasn't the defendant" or something retarded like that

Then the judge will ponder it and give Russ the legal "Hmmm, yeah" while giving Hardin the legal "Your motion has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts."

Case continues into 2025

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Either nothing will be filed today, or it'll be a last minute request for another extension (it worked for the DJF, so why can't it work for Russ? He's basically a lawyer, after all.)

It's well known Russ copies whatever he sees real lawyers do. In this case, he learned from DJF that you can get infinite extensions just for asking, whereas before he actually met deadlines.

He did file promising to respond on time, after all. I don't recall him doing that before ghosting a deadline in the past.

Before he declared himself a new deadline by pasting two existing ones together and pinky promised he'd have it all done by Feb 7th, then asked for the 90 day stay

 

[Account]

This case is so retarded that it not only broke the US legal system, but the very concept of logic in the universe itself. That's the reason the stock market crashed and England is burning. The imminent retardation of the Greer filing is so strong that the effects are happening before the cause.

 

[Mind Goblins]

If Russ gets all of his responses in today, I'll spend the evening finally figuring out how to set up a crypto wallet to go True & Honest.

I dare you Russ, make me oil this litigation more than I already have.

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

Is the deadline 11:59pm or the "end of the business day," like 5pm or something?