Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

CyrusKissFanClub said:
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Excuse me, but how does this:


Help you understand programming in an object oriented way better? If anything, tying every link together in a weave is exactly the opposite of what OOP is for.

How does chainmail weaving help with the data modeling process? How do you weave methods? How does weaving help objects communicate with messages? Can you subclass when you weave chainmail? Do you secretly hide data in the links when you weave? Are chainmail links supposed to be like objects? If so, how are they reusable???

I have so many questions and not a single fucking answer. HOW DOES ANY OF THIS RELATE?

I do not understand why the faux geek must pretend to be a programmer. Chelsea is a fucking joke of a human being.
 
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I'll be amazed if Zoe even survives training as several years ago I tried my hand at becoming a pro wrestler ( I ended up quitting due to gettng injuried and reazling that I wasn't very good) and I saw several people who like Zoe thought it was going to be a cakewalk only to find out that the training is actully quite hard and quit straight after. As even basic moves such as backdrops,suplexes and slams bloody hurt and its ridciously easy to get injuired.

That and I doubt she would be willing to stick around in a industy that isn't full of sad pathetic men she can cuck by just dropping her knickers,
 
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She's fat, out of shape and I'd argue several years on the wrong side of thirty, whatever claims she might otherwise make about her age. Plus she's just, well, kind of gross looking now. (Those tattoos in particular look like they were applied with magic marker.) In her younger days IMO she did have a kind of cute but skanky Wal-Mart cashier thing going on, but the bloom came off of even that dubious rose long ago. Where the fuck does she think this wrestling thing is going to go, even if she does somehow survive it?

I feel like there's some kind of Duning-Kruger reality show going on between her and Wu at this point, except whatever network came up with the script is completely on the QT about it.
 
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CyrusKissFanClub said:
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Chelsea is such a great programmer and public speaker that she can instruct others on how to become superb programmers and public speakers.

WTF does chainmail craft have to do with OOP?

And no one puts that question to her because she would deem it an attack and issue a block.
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So what about her experience sucking cock and swallowing jizz?
 
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Patrick Buttman said:
http://gamesareforeveryone.com/?nr=0 leads to a page that says this:

"This domain registration expired on 12/06/2016."

"Notice: This domain name expired on 12/06/16 and is pending renewal or deletion"
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Almost 3 weeks later, and Chelsea finally catches on to this?
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She really is a retarded cunt.
Doesn't she have 12 bucks to renew the domain?
It's fucking available for renewal, because nobody wants it!

Edit: No, the culprit must be #gamergate!

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Charles A. Woodward said:
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Meh, bots run by resellers snap up any .com domain the instant it becomes available. This has been a thing since... well fuck, as long as I can remember, and I'm an old geezer. But of course, it can't possibly be just a fact of Internet life like that, it has to be all about Zoe, because *everything* is all about Zoe. Stupid narcissistic wench.
 
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Captain Cockpunch said:
Meh, bots run by resellers snap up any .com domain the instant it becomes available. This has been a thing since... well fuck, as long as I can remember, and I'm an old geezer. But of course, it can't possibly be just a fact of Internet life like that, it has to be all about Zoe, because *everything* is all about Zoe. Stupid narcissistic wench.
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Yeah, and she can buy it back for 12 bucks. I guess 10 bucks is her upper limit because she's a goon cunt.
 
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looks like anonymousshitmagician.com is free, though. (how long before she deletes that tweet and replaces it with some inane SJW insult like "douchecanoe" because "shit magician" sounds vaguely homophobic?)
 
Chelsea went on a rambling spewage of tweets about how her memory is "imperfect" so she doesn't remember how many guys she was with and it's not her fault it must be the fault of her "abusive" partners for expecting her to not lie all the time and be able to remember her own actions.

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Jake Alley tried yet again to get Chelsea to notice him, and was ignored once more.

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