Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Sorry if I’m late on this, but if he were to get a misdemeanor/felony conviction, does his law license get immediately get revoked? I know in Texas, you can’t hold a law license with a felony, period. Not sure how Minnesota handles it, but kind of ironic he's from Texas—makes you wonder what would’ve happened if he’d stayed.


I still don’t get how Nick once argued in court about releasing bodycam footage because of 'pedo creeps on KF', then turn a blind eye to Melton's behavior and throw him money. I get 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend', but most draw the line at jokes on fucking little girls, esp. when you have little girls.

EDIT
Went to the State of MN v. Rekieta OP for some info and see if anything was filed or changed. I'm no expert, but on the 10-01-2024 Notice of Hearing for 11-26-2024 (spoiler) did it always say "Settlement Conference"? As in an ending (or plea)? I could be retard, optimistic, or both.

Spoiler: 10-01-2024 Hearing Notice

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Yes, it always sold this. The court is probably giving them a chance to come to please, even if they do not end up doing so. It saves time ans money if they can get him to cooperate.

People ITT know more about goddamn near anything than this loser.

Except degeneracy.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Ty Beard would advise Nick to not fuck around for fear of finding out.

Ty Beard explicitly knew that the Farms was not something to go out of one's way to agro.

There's literally a clip of him, dating to 2019, from Nick show (which was never a law show, but it was then, because "Nick logic") where he was amazed at the amount of information dug up on the major players in KickVic and thanked the Farms immensely for it.

And then he took that info, and proceeded to completely fuck up Vic's case through sheer incompetence, but I digress...

Anyways, my point is Nick was uniquely positioned, to know that this wasn't a fight he wanted. Most cows simply ignore their threads. Like Aaron is doing.

There is a very short list people that go from "friend of the Farms" to bitter enemies. Offhand, it's him and Dick Masterson. There might be one or two others I can't think of ATM.

And Dick has never won Lolcow of the Year. So Nick is at least arguably dumber.

So...if he took the plea...are we finally getting the bodycam footage?

In theory. It still needs to be formalized. We're still in "it's looking like he might" phase.

My understanding is that we're still waiting till the end of November, at the earliest, for that to happen. That's when we the plea hearing is set. I don't think that's changed.

It could end up being a Christmas present to the Farms.

 

[AnOminous]

It's also why it was so goddamn funny watching April's malfunctioning robot / aging barmaid face at her not getting her charges thrown out, when Nick obviously told her they would, and when they were both so confident - or so stupid - to stream her from Nick's fucking basement as a taunt, when you can auto remove a background on Zoom. A picture paints a thousand words*.

That's what's so endlessly hilarious about Nick's neverending downfall. All these absolutely retarded self-owns when there was literally absolutely nothing to be gained from doing something so outrageously idiotic. What the fuck was going through any of their heads (other than cocaine metabolites) to make them think that was a good idea?

There is no way in hell he didn't do gay things with Aaron sleeping in the same bed (four people) high on MDMA/Ecstasy.

I'd call shirtlessly licking his ear pretty fucking gay and he openly did that on stream.

 

[thebigdream]

It's telling that the most generous reading of Nick's behaviour is that he isn't a predator per se, but that he possesses absolutely no willpower to criticise, reject or avoid easily identifiable ones.

If you'll allow me to literary-sperg for a moment, he shares many similarities with Meursault from Albert Camus' The Stranger, except that Nick has never been based enough to shoot an Arab (maybe one day he'll snag a Somalian? Raccoons don't count, they're a higher caste). Anyway, Mersault's whole thing is that he's emotionally detached to the point of absurdity, acting on base instict or when others prompt him to. To pull out just a few key moments:

• The opening scene has him attending his mother's funeral and complaining about the heat (lol) and how tired he feels rather than mourning her
• When his girlfriend proposes that they marry, he doesn't care for the idea but goes along with it because she wants to
• When he shoots the Arab, it's unclear why except that he feels like it and that he's perturbed by the heat (there goes muh heat allergy again) and the sun's glare. He literally says "It was because of the sun" lmao
• Finally, when he goes to trial for the murder, he doesn't try to defend his actions but is upset that the prosecutor dares question his character (sound like anyone?).

However the scene that has most pertinence to Nick's involvement with Melton is Mersault's interaction with Raymond, who is this slimy, violent type living in his apartment complex. After befriending Raymond, Mersault is told of his suspicions that his girlfriend has been unfaithful to him. He asks Mersault to write a letter designed to lure her back so he can abuse her. Despite knowing this, Mersault agrees to write the letter out of indifference, because he doesn't see any strong reasons to refuse. Later, when the woman is assaulted, Mersault hears this but doesn't intervene even when the police arrive to break up the fight.

Nick is absolutely this type of character. Things that are otherwise abhorrent to other people carry no emotional weight except in what they mean to him. Melton is based because he hates Aaron and Nick also hates Aaron because of his gay ex-lover abandonment issues. Any...interest Melton has in children is immaterial to him. And this is the real danger he poses to his children, he cannot see the world with any sort of objectivity and does things only when they're convenient.

Also it's hilarious that The Stranger ends in Mersault losing his court case (and going to prison, stalker child). Camus really knew the type of person he was writing about.

 

[not william stenchever]

There is a very short list people that go from "friend of the Farms" to bitter enemies. Offhand, it's him and Dick Masterson. There might be one or two others I can't think of ATM.

Warski and PPP are examples of the opposite I can think of where the opinion here softened on them. Still cracking jokes about them but generally enjoying the entertainment the provided, even if a lot of their info was lifted off of here.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Rekieta implies that @Potentially Criminal and other LawTubers knew that he "was a crackhead" when he was still popular:
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Imagine that, he keeps lying.

 

[Finger Pistols]

It could end up being a Christmas present to the Farms.

Or it could be Nick's locals gift, a billion months overdue gift, if he decides to stream it himself. I doubt he has the balls to do that though.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

Warski and PPP are examples of the opposite I can think of where the opinion here softened on them. Still cracking jokes about them but generally enjoying the entertainment the provided, even if a lot of their info was lifted off of here.

Agree. DSP could now be lumped in too thanks to Kino. Warski had a drug redemption arc. DSP a cum redemption arc. Both admitted guilt, apologized, moved forward and stayed in their own corner till things turned around. Warksi's still sober. DSP makes sure his stream is off. Neither attempted to rewrite history compared to watching Nick rewrite his in real time.

Nick could never/will never exhibit the same behaviors: acceptance, apologize, move on, shut the fuck up, practice patience for things to turn around. We're watching the final ending of a once great career.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Imagine that, he keeps lying.

I don't know man, maybe it's YOU who is lying. Ever thought of that one huh?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

I know youre reading this rekieta, you faggot, wheres my god damn 5k locals gift.

Nick's 5K gift was when he made a 2-hour stream sassily mocking other practicing lawyers about their BAD LEGAL ANALYSIS and how THEY LIE TO YOU FOR MONEY, only to get DENIED, DENIED, DENIED.

That was the funniest thing ever. Nick is funnier now than he ever was. He's so talented at acting smug and proud, only to get smacked down by reality. This is very fun, and I hope it continues.

 

[AnOminous]

Also it's hilarious that The Stranger ends in Mersault losing his court case (and going to prison, stalker child). Camus really knew the type of person he was writing about.

Well, he's sentenced to death. He reacts to that a little bit but eventually decides he doesn't even really care about that very much.

 

[Captain Manning]

Imagine that, he keeps lying.

He's trying to build a narrative that everybody that once supported him was trying to ride his coattails, knew full well who he was, and then turned on him for the sake of some grift. He was ranting in one of his last livestreams that it's about the money with his critics.

And maybe some people did it for the money, and maybe some people knew all along who he really is. However, Nick also can not accept that some people, in their own way, just simply realized one day that he's not a very good person. That he is iniquitous person and a charlatan.

You do have a YouTube channel but, for whatever it's worth, I do not believe you started criticizing him because of the $$$. I feel like I can say that with some confidence here because it's not really the bulk of your content. You build model kits and cover trials.

 

[AnOminous]

That was the funniest thing ever. Nick is funnier now than he ever was. He's so talented at acting smug and proud, only to get smacked down by reality. This is very fun, and I hope it continues.

Any time I see Nick acting smug, I rub my hands together like Le Happy Merchant because what comes next is gonna be GOOD.

 

[Hellion]

My vote would be for a variation of #1. He's agreed to take a plea, but since he thinks he's playing 48-D Water Polo, he's going to try using his TechNickality speak when having to cop to it in court. Cue his SurprisedPikachuFace once he discovers the judge isn't going to fall for his gaslighting bullshit & nixes the plea deal because of Rackets' stupidity.

That's what's so endlessly hilarious about Nick's neverending downfall. All these absolutely retarded self-owns when there was literally absolutely nothing to be gained from doing something so outrageously idiotic. What the fuck was going through any of their heads (other than cocaine metabolites) to make them think that was a good idea?

I just can't wait to see IF it ever dawns on April that she's a charged and potentially convicted drug addict, known on the internet as a side whore (might be a badge of honor) with a stanky pussy (...not so much) directly because of Nick's actions (in addition to her own, of course, but she won't blame herself).

And Nick should be wary of April. Whatever tactics he's using to get to Aaron, she's watching, and might emulate if he fails to live up to his end of the bargain. I'm guessing Nick might be excessively confident right now that he's got her completely smitten and under his thumb, but he may be in for a bit of a rude awakening upon learning how quickly a woman like April can devalue a man once she's found a better prospect. I'd say the stinky vaj may hinder her monkey branching a bit, but let's face it, it's rural area and well... men. Where there's a willy there's a way.

Nick's 5K gift was when he made a 2-hour stream sassily mocking other practicing lawyers about their BAD LEGAL ANALYSIS and how THEY LIE TO YOU FOR MONEY, only to get DENIED, DENIED, DENIED.

That was the funniest thing ever. Nick is funnier now than he ever was. He's so talented at acting smug and proud, only to get smacked down by reality. This is very fun, and I hope it continues.

Oh, hey, I noticed you dropped something -

DENIED.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

My vote would be for a variation of #1. He's agreed to take a plea, but since he thinks he's playing 48-D Water Polo, he's going to try using his TechNickality speak when having to cop to it in court. Cue his SurprisedPikachuFace once he discovers the judge isn't going to fall for his gaslighting bullshit & nixes the plea deal because of Rackets' stupidity.

Didn't baked Alaska do this or am I thinking of someone else? I thought he took the plea deal but told the judge he doesn't think he's guilty but he wants the plea deal anyways so the judge said "if you aren't guilty I'm not letting you take it" and then he had to come back and grovel.

 

[BigPeanut]

I never said I did cocaine stalker child.
I said the person who posted that did.
Where did I ever say I did cocaine?

He really does argue and act like such a little jew with this shit. He’s a master of gaslighting and pilul.

 

[Gorton Colu]

He really does argue and act like such a little jew with this shit. He’s a master of gaslighting and pilul.

He behaves as if he were a master. He does this with many things. He is in fact a retard though and his gaslighting and narrative manipulation only affects <80 IQ failures.

 

[Captain Manning]

Didn't baked Alaska do this or am I thinking of someone else? I thought he took the plea deal but told the judge he doesn't think he's guilty but he wants the plea deal anyways so the judge said "if you aren't guilty I'm not letting you take it" and then he had to come back and grovel.

Yes, that was Baked Alaska. It made Happenings on the front page even.

Also, the Kids for Cash judges pulled a similar stunt by professing their innocence after agreeing to a plea deal, and that led the judge in that case throwing out the plea deal. I think one of both of them got another plea deal but kept their mouth shut.

Then there was this guy. This guy is my favorite.

Nick is not gonna be able to plead guilty while professing his innocence.

Unless they allow him an Alford Plea. And if they allow this faggot an Alford Plea, after all that has happened, I support nuking the state of Minnesota. It's bad enough he's probably gonna see no prison. Let's not tickle his Balldo too.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Larry Forman (The DUI Guy) explains on Twitter why he rescinded his offer to assist Rekieta.


Link | Nitter | Nitter Archive

 

[BigPeanut]

He behaves as if he were a master. He does this with many things. He is in fact a retard though and his gaslighting and narrative manipulation only affects <80 IQ failures.

He’s not even fucking good at it. If you’re going to be an annoying little nigger who does the whole “Erm ok but what does that word TECHNICALLY mean? I said I had cocaine, but I never said I did it. Yes me and April were sleeping in the same bed and I said we slept together, but slept does not always imply sex” you can’t just also bold faced lie. Like when he claims he just never said something when there is video evidence.

A true good manipulator would be able to all that shit without ever telling a technical lie, but even then, that tactic is so obnoxious and annoying that anyone who is slightly smart is going to just call you a dishonest obtuse annoying faggot.