DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[dent_whisperer]

So he scrapped the cookie thing because he was threatened on twitter? Christ, I had no idea he was that easy to mind control

Remember a while ago a fan of his said he was in the Renton area for whatever reason and wanted to say hi and maybe meet him irl. Phil took it as a threat and was low key losing it and peeking out the windows like a crackhead expecting the cops to beat down the door at any moment whenever a car went by his house.

 

[Smokeski]

I think the KC whales fell into two categories: the ones that donated because their edaddy ashton hyped it up (memers i guess) and those that got bullied in highschool and see phil as a kindred spirit. Though those aren't mutually exclusive. You could see it in the tips, some people played into the faggy "you're a king" and others was like a pep talk talking about how much of a strong woman phil is.
I think the memers are pretty much gone and all thats left are the people who got bullied a lot and even those are starting to filter out. I think this is mostly because phil sucks to watch without constantly shitting on him. You have to be a very special person to actually unironically like phil. The KC dents here that suck phil off by large don't watch phil or know anything about the snortex outside of daddy jewsh saying "detractors bad".

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I think the KC whales fell into two categories: the ones that donated because their edaddy ashton hyped it up (memers i guess) and those that got bullied in highschool and see phil as a kindred spirit. Though those aren't mutually exclusive. You could see it in the tips, some people played into the faggy "you're a king" and others was like a pep talk talking about how much of a strong woman phil is.
I think the memers are pretty much gone and all thats left are the people who got bullied a lot and even those are starting to filter out. I think this is mostly because phil sucks to watch without constantly shitting on him. You have to be a very special person to actually unironically like phil. The KC dents here that suck phil off by large don't watch phil or know anything about the snortex outside of daddy jewsh saying "detractors bad".

I like to check Phils Kick chat every now and then because he will post all hours of the night and his new Kick paypigs will be in there 24/7 seething over trolls not even getting responses in chat for hours posting laughing emotes at nobody it's crazy.

 

[johnkimble123]

Cannot help but insert themselves into drama that literally has nothing to do with them
(also this was 11:54 pm his time, so early for him... gin o'clock claims must have gotten to him)

 

[Sprate Header]

The KC dents here that suck phil off by large don't watch phil or know anything about the snortex outside of daddy jewsh saying "detractors bad".

I hate people that do that

 

[arrivefriday]

Remember a while ago a fan of his said he was in the Renton area for whatever reason and wanted to say hi and maybe meet him irl. Phil took it as a threat and was low key losing it and peeking out the windows like a crackhead expecting the cops to beat down the door at any moment whenever a car went by his house.

I must have missed this lmao, but since he took LTG's dm as a threat as well I definitely believe he would do this

 

[Very Honest Content]

I think the KC whales fell into two categories: the ones that donated because their edaddy ashton hyped it up...and those that got bullied in highschool and see phil as a kindred spirit.

They're two of the same kind: paypigs.

Why are you splitting hairs for shitty paypig weens? Just call them submissive's with a fat gay man financial domination public humiliation paypig fetish, and be done with them.

 

[dent_whisperer]

The KC dents here that suck phil off by large don't watch phil or know anything about the snortex outside of daddy jewsh saying "detractors bad".

Its to bad we can't coordinate something where everyone just straight up ghosts him the next time he comes in with that shit. Watching the sperg out from He Who Feeds over being ignored would be fucking hilarious.

 

[Pargon]

Its to bad we can't coordinate something where everyone just straight up ghosts him the next time he comes in with that shit. Watching the sperg out from He Who Feeds over being ignored would be fucking hilarious.

Pretty hard when people with PTSD from an Internet argument are omnipresent in this thread.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

So he scrapped the cookie thing because he was threatened on twitter? Christ, I had no idea he was that easy to mind control

look what the casino did just by calling him a king. he is a puppet if you know which strings to pull

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

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Cannot help but insert themselves into drama that literally has nothing to do with them
(also this was 11:54 pm his time, so early for him... gin o'clock claims must have gotten to him)

A reminder that when people delve into his drama, then they're people with no lives who are obsessed with him. But when he does it, it's all good, and he should be allowed to make money off them.

DSP"Gaming" is, and always has been, a drama channel masquerading as a gaming channel. When a new game comes out, Phil's completely unmotivated, but when drama comes his way, he wakes up at damn near 3am just to shill it on his sham of a stream. We've been saying this shit for years, but DSP fell off years ago. This is the only way he can ever amass viewers, and he's going to have to do this for the next 20 years, since you know this fat fuck hasn't put anything into retirement.

 

[Smokeski]

They're two of the same kind: paypigs.

Why are you splitting hairs for shitty paypig weens? Just call them submissive's with a fat gay man financial domination public humiliation paypig fetish, and be done with them.

I find their "middle aged man humilation fetishes" interesting. There is an autistic amount of detail for everything else on this site, but phil's paypigs are off limits?

 

[Very Honest Content]

I find their "middle aged man humilation fetishes" interesting. There is an autistic amount of detail for everything else on this site, but phil's paypigs are off limits?

Post as you like, I just disagree with your insistence for two distinct kinds, they're both the same genus of ween, the worst kind, the paypig kind.

(ETA: Also your post was specifically referencing dentsino paypigs, not Phil Burnell's, but they are interchangeable enough to apply to the wheelchairs too so my point holds for either set of them.)

 

[Alexios]

I watched WPIG cover the first 30 minutes of Phil's WWEC Stream Sunday night. Phil was stalling hard for support. It was beg after beg, then schedule talk, and then more begging. All his talking segments are now just begging and schedule. Outside of that, he has nothing to say.

I don't know how people can unironically watch him. It's awful nontent content.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

The fact that he truly believes someone is going to run an op to poison the cookies or whatever is insane. The detractor KGB is gonna lace his cookies with Uranium, dood.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

I don't know how people can unironically watch him. It's awful nontent content.

 

[San Dimas High School]

The fact that he truly believes someone is going to run an op to poison the cookies or whatever is insane. The detractor KGB is gonna lace his cookies with Uranium, dood.

I thought he actually made a decent enough point for him, that multiple people have already risked their job and possible legal issues at Comcast to fuck with him. It's clearly a scapegoat though. He realized the idea was lame before going through with it, unlike the Spinning in Chair scheme.

He doesn't need editors or artists to work for him, he needs writers. He's way way way too dumb to understand what people like or why. Get someone to think through these stupid gimmicks and write most of the "podcast".

 

[MAWBD2]

DSP ReeAcks is dead

I think it's time for DSPolitics.

 

[johnkimble123]

I watched WPIG cover the first 30 minutes of Phil's WWEC Stream Sunday night. Phil was stalling hard for support. It was beg after beg, then schedule talk, and then more begging. All his talking segments are now just begging and schedule. Outside of that, he has nothing to say.

I don't know how people can unironically watch him. It's awful nontent content.

We are at a point where the begging and money talk is the content and the gaming is the breaks betweeen the content. If you broke it out there’s definitely less time spent on actual gaming vs all the other bs.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

multiple people have already risked their job and possible legal issues at Comcast to fuck with him

What "multiple people" have gone irl on Phail? No one hangs around Petsmart waiting for a Burnell sighting, we haven't seen videos of doordash drivers pointing at Phail's front door, and I don't remember anyone bothering Kat at work. The Comcast guy is the only one I've heard of, and wasn't he an isolated wannabe detractor?