Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's that time of year, Kiwis.
Fuck sake this fat pig's sense of aesthetic never fails to rip my ribs out
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Balloons: only good for fighting tanks? Think again! They're nature's perfect space decoy as well.
Yeah, just make a balloon with the exact same radar, heat, and electromagnetic profiles as a titanium or whatever the fuck spaceship, that's a simple task.
Not to mention that balloon isn't going to fool anyone once the decoy stops accelerating or decelerating after deployment unless you're planning to strap an engine to it.
There's a pretty good reason why the only times we hear of balloons being used in deception was WWII era when intelligence consisted of a plane taking visible light photos once a day at best. I don't think any of that bullshit is going to fool modern spy satellites let alone future technology.
What is this Pat's deal with balloons?
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:story: pat claims to be a successful father :story:
PCJ took care of Ade during prenatal and postnatal checkups and actually raised Annabelle and Pat didn't pay any child support but yeah sure Pat's a successful father if your criteria is having sperm cells that don't commit suicide in utero. He reached the bar that 99% of men are at.
Kind of like Tommy Tomlinson except Tommy serviced the glory hole at that bar.
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Even Pat knows from experience it's not that hard. You just have to get a permit and put it up facing the correct way.
More evidence that Pat has no income and needs to save a portion of Lynn Robinson's milk money for a few months before he can pay for a fence. Who has that kind of money on hand?
Secondly I hate to keep sounding like his fucking nanny here but....
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I don't know Pat, you're probably going to be at home by the end of the last day of a long haul job.
 
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It's that time of year, Kiwis.
Pat has brightened my day many, many times with his idiotic antics, but I ain't voting because I owe him for all the free entertainment he's given me, I'm voting because it's my godbear given right as a burgerlander to act like there's some substantive difference between our two shitass political parties.
 
Lest you forget, those boys flew in the mud over his house when he was working on the roof with his dad or whatever bullshit story he told on some early Internet aviation forum.
Really? I thought "them boys flew in the mud over his house" was code for when Nikki takes it up the ass from Day'Quan and Jamaravious.
 
Really? I thought "them boys flew in the mud over his house" was code for when Nikki takes it up the ass from Day'Quan and Jamaravious.

Niki doesn’t take it up the arse like that.

She receives it from the arse into her vagina.

Maybe she rarely allows Fatrick to fuck her arse so he can think of the sauna and her fadge is too gas expanded for his tiny faucet dick to even touch the sides?

She may tolerate it as it is no worse than a finger.
 
Nice broccoli boy hair at age 40, faggot
Hate to break it to you but he's nearly 45. He's also had this hair cut since High School as his yearbook photo had something similar. So much like his t-shirts, he rarely tries anything new. Likely because he can't afford it.
 
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