Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Patty's over on Threads planning to violate federal law because a robot scared him:
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As I understand it, he can buy all the green-tip 5.56 he likes, but if he tries buying AP bullets for his overaccessorized Glock or his peashootin' PS-90, he's gonna wind up SOL and possibly on a watchlist.
 
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It's made out of 3d printed titanium and aluminum parts, why do you need AP rounds? Is he threatened by it because it can get up from a prone position while he would just turtle there?
Second Missing Primarch said:
As I understand it, he can buy all the green-tip 5.56 he likes, but if he tries buying AP bullets for his overaccessorized Glock or his peashootin' PS-90, he's gonna wind up SOL and possibly on a watchlist.
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My understanding that you need quite a number of licenses and stuff to be able to purchase AP rounds something Patrick could never get given his history. They're also going to wonder what you're doing with say a 7.62x54R Tungston round. It's not like being able to get military grade wifi equipment back in the day by checking boxes claiming you're miltary.
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
❌ voting because of a principled stance of support for a major candidate

❌ voting because even if statistically pointless you want to be heard

✅ culminating a ten year plan to move across the country specifically to nullify Rick’s vote in a battleground state
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I wasn't planning on voting this year, but you make a good point!
 
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Second Missing Primarch said:
Patty's over on Threads planning to violate federal law because a robot scared him:
As I understand it, he can buy all the green-tip 5.56 he likes, but if he tries buying AP bullets for his overaccessorized Glock or his peashootin' PS-90, he's gonn wind up SOL and possibly on a watchlist.
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If he's got anything like a 5.56/.308 that will go through 3/8th inch steel. The robot he selected lacks such metal. And the transfer of that energy should knock over an atlas given how much trouble they have standing. The Talon style robot of the military from the 2000's would. A .50 cal might mess up a talon.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
My understanding that you need quite a number of licenses and stuff to be able to purchase AP rounds something Patrick could never get given his history. They're also going to wonder what you're doing with say a 7.62x54R Tungston round. It's not like being able to get military grade wifi equipment back in the day by checking boxes claiming you're miltary.
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There's a good variety of AP rounds in existence, but you can simply purchase M855A1 and M80A1, two common US AP rounds. As long as you're willing to wildly overpay in CPR and are 18, you're set.

Flat Man Titties doesn't own any weapons that take those rounds and he couldn't afford them even if he did.
Something Awful said:
Ehh, nah. Rick said he will go back to posting about normal stuff like installing backwards fences when Kamala Harris defeats fascism for good. Handyman Rick is way more fun than Political Firebrand Rick.
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If Trumps wins, which I concede is an "if" almost as big as Rick is fat, we will get some new Rage Pig Rick. You know it'll happen.
 
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I am more torn up about which president I want because of which pat it will lead to instead of their policies. I think I can resign to the idea that political Pat is going to be two sides of the same pork rind regardless of president. I say this because Rick as already shown he'll post about pointless shit even now when he's supposedly on the political grind, and like Twitter, beer, and niggeroni, and unlike Annabelle, Rick cannot let starting fights over politics go. He's said before it's better to tear apart your family over Trump/"fascism" than to resolve your differences.

Trump: Trump stole the presidency again child. This is fascism. Prepare for a dictatorship. Maga fascists don't come to Milwaukee I'm a real life tough guy. (nothing happens in 4 years and a new president is picked instead of a third fourth and fifth term of Trump)

Kamala: Kamala won fair and square child. Sorry your fascism lost. Enjoy bright days ahead child. Maga fascists better keep quiet and leave my country or face my wrath, I'm a real life tough guy. (Nothing happens in 4 years and a new president is picked. Hopefully one that isn't a literal curry nigger)
 
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Previous posts enquired about his representation with Russ Galen his agent

Here are his two emails to Russ asking for representation, The first is him trying to sell his Hitchhikers FanFic that would become GateCrashers (his first book for TOR).

The second email is for The Ark, his first published book for Angry Robots
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bortherman said:
Previous posts enquired about his representation with Russ Galen his agent

Here are his two emails to Russ asking for representation, The first is him trying to sell his Hitchhikers FanFic that would become GateCrashers (his first book for TOR).

The second email is for The Ark, his first published book for Angry Robots
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Jeez. How did he ever get published with such derivative drivel? It screams fanfiction level writing with names that are either alliterations (Byron Benson, Felix Fletcher), stupid (Tiberius Maximus), or clearly references (Ridgeway/Janeway, and also Tiberius Maximus), extremely derivative plots, and absolutely awful style of email writing ripe with terrible jokes and overly pompous comparisons.
"To coin a phrase" for "sealed airlock"? Fuck off, titty two chins. And comparing your shit to the Hitchiker's Guide, The Expanse, and Old Man's War? Fuck off even more Patso.
What a fat faggot, birch tits included.
 
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Meriasek said:
Jeez. How did he ever get published with such derivative drivel? It screams fanfiction level writing with names that are either alliterations (Byron Benson, Felix Fletcher), stupid (Tiberius Maximus), or clearly references (Ridgeway/Janeway, and also Tiberius Maximus), extremely derivative plots, and absolutely awful style of email writing ripe with terrible jokes and overly pompous comparisons.
"To coin a phrase" for "sealed airlock"? Fuck off, titty two chins. And comparing your shit to the Hitchiker's Guide, The Expanse, and Old Man's War? Fuck off even more Patso.
What a fat faggot, birch tits included.
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Because derivative drivel sells. That's so well described that I'm sure someone helped him crib it.
 
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rel=alternate said:
Best way to train the AI would be with people he chose to interact or not with.
You assign positive and negative value to each scenario, and some weight depending on how long it went for and you have a good basis.
Then it's all about being able to properly label other factors, like context, popularity of the interlocutor, tone of voice etc...

I don't have the intellect to build it, but I would not be shocked if some autist somewhere could make a MVP.
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To add to this, if anyone has the skills and the free time to do so.

I think there is a chance to do something funny, even if not to build a bot, but rather to teach people how to best interact with Rick to create content. Some type of regression analysis should be possible.

I don't know how much data can be collected through X, so there might be hiccups. But I think that it should be possible to model the perfect way to interact with him given the right info.

Some people he blocks, others he engages with. If you can isolate the patterns that makes him want to engage more, it's more milk.
 
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Forgot sweating over the FBI investigation and enjoying prospective prison.
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How long would he get for the sake of argument?

He has a rap sheet, sure he didn’t Enjoy Prison back then, but there will be no leniency for “first offense”.
Plus I doubt that is considered when someone is in their 40s anyway.

According to perplexity, in Milwaukee, the minimum sentence is 3.5 years in prison with a fine of up to 10k, when there is no bodily harm.
Which to be fair, there hasn’t been and even if there was, Fatrick would be the one suffering it.
Plus if the Feds are involved it can add up to 5 years.

So 8.5 years of solitary enjoyment, and he will probably come out to find the Rustang, motorcycle and half hovel all long since auctioned, but still owing 9000 dollars for the fine.
 
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$60,000?! You can get multiple replacement Mexicans for that kind of money.
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Doesn't the border patrol support Trump and will leave in droves if Harris is elected? The claim that racist has been debunked numerous times. Some Gold Star families came out and supported Trumps visit to Arlington cemetery. It also doesn't cost $60k usd to bury someone. He also told the family of that woman in 2020 that he didn't want her murder to swept under the rug.

Lupe, Vanessa's sister.
"And for everyone that said, 'The president will never meet with you, you will never enter the White House,'" he said. "Well, we just met him, we have his support."

Where was Kamala at that time, shitting on the Streets of California? He at least wanted a bill in place to help protect women in the military against sexual harassment and assault. The more this pig squeals in X the more he deserves to get punched. This fat fucker wouldn't even know who that young woman was or why or how she was murdered, just that his side has stupid shit to say.

Society really needs to get rid of Freedom of the Press, maybe then we wont get so many people like Patrick talking shit.

You can tell they're scrambling to libel Trump and the Republican party because of how badly Harris is doing.
 
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