Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

behindyourightnow said:
I am unfamiliar with men's pants sizing so I tried to look up a conversion chart and immediately came across this which made me laugh:

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The guy in blue on the far left is the one who comes closest to her dimensions, and he's still listed as a smaller waist size.

This man on Reddit said he was a 44 waist size when he was 330 lb (good for him for losing weight despite being a redditor):

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She has claimed to be 5'9 before (which I believe, judging by her older pictures), so a similar weight would put her BMI in the high 40s.

She can't possibly be that fat. I mean, she is fat but how could she be that fat.
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She says they need to be "wheelchair accessible" jeans. I guess she means huge, so it's easier to put them on in a wheelchair?
 
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The Jewel of the Nile said:
Are they using a tranny to show women's pants?
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Larry David's Opera Cape said:
Apparently it is a thing that exists but it sounds pretty gimmicky.

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Those seem legit, other than being a little expensive (but I'm used to adaptive clothing aimed at seniors; open-backed pants with modesty flaps).

Seated/supine dressing, putting pants on someone with limited mobility is a bitch, and jeans are tight and stiff. And it's not just getting dressed once in the day: there's toileting.

Victoria doesn't need these special pants, but I'm sure there are plenty of young paras who want to look normal but not get pressure injuries from rivets, and who appreciate being able to dress themselves more easily/use a public toilet without as much hassle. With regular pants you transfer from toilet to chair and then pull pants the rest of the way up (shear injury potential), or pull them up with one hand while holding yourself in midair with the grab bar (fall risk, an incontinent pad can shift, just not enough hands).

Darn shame she can't just wear a skirt; there are adaptive skirts, but you can just tuck them, too.
 
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and I must scream said:
So... anyone is up to be a spy? I expect you'll have to open an account and tweet about MAH DISABILITY every 20 minutes or so for three months at least, no biggie.
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I'm seriously hoping that we have at least one Kiwi following her. There are quite a few folks here who have some pretty amazingly curated fake Twitter accounts for following the cows. They are the real heroes.

But I also doubt Victoria will be able to stay private because she lives for that sweet sweet munchie-attention and she will soon tire of only harvesting the souls of hearing from her regulars.

Here is an interesting mention that I thought I'd toss out there.

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No responses like "omg that evil Kiwifarmssssss" but lots of replies like "omg I can't believe that professor made you withdraw!" So it's school drama rather than us, I suspect.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Did she specify why she went private? Was it the evil Kiwileaker?

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Nothing boils my blood more than fucking zoomers calling every goddamn website an app. Give me the hats, I don't care; smartphones and app stores have been a disaster for the internet and it makes me genuinely MATI.
 
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That person (icklethepickle / @fattyfattyba) is a Chantal a-log on Twitter, so she probably does use the Farms. Or at least lurks.

But the weird thing is I only see one (maybe two) tweets from her about Victoria:
https://x.com/search?q=from:fattyfattyba @vvictorman_uel&src=typed_query&f=live
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Not sure if this one is actually @'ing Victoria or not:
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I guess it was only a matter of time until some sperg alerted Victoria to the existence of her KF thread, but I'm not sure if it was necessarily this person.

Also: Dunno why Victoria thinks there's a "leak" or whatever...? 🤔
 
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