Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[prolific_mango]

She’s stupid is the answer to the question why does she think there’s a “leak.” She had a public account with 10000 followers. Anyways, she is still dry-begging and pretending to be native. And probably won’t stay private very long since she’s screaming for attention.

The account she’s targeting seems to just be an annoying troll.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Ok fair enough, ickypooptoucher clearly visits the Farms and maybe even has an account. What I meant more by "not a real Farmer" is that if that a-log is anyone who actually regularly posts here, I'd be shocked - judging from that Twitter, it's certainly not any of you assholes who make me laugh so hard my face hurts.

Clearly this is just a boring troll who is uninteresting enough that no one's even bothered doxing them despite being annoying on several cow fronts.

 

[brrr]

I’m admittedly surprised she isn’t posting screenshots of the thread. She probably doesn’t want to direct her followers here because regardless of the source, the information from her own mouth compiled here speaks for itself. The disability community is too generous with people like this. She will go on and on about evil nazi kiwifarmers but the bottom line is that this thread would not exist if her shit didn’t stink. People see her posts and nothing adds up, so they Google her and come here.

 

[prolific_mango]

Yeah I think she is so blatant she knows she will just look bad by directing people here. I bet she claims the farms made her suicidal next

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

She’s stupid is the answer to the question why does she think there’s a “leak.” She had a public account with 10000 followers. Anyways, she is still dry-begging and pretending to be native. And probably won’t stay private very long since she’s screaming for attention. View attachment 6551849View attachment 6551850View attachment 6551851View attachment 6551848

The account she’s targeting seems to just be an annoying troll.

"Why are they starving the penguins and walruses"

Victoria, you dummy, walrus populations have been increasing, as have the populations of many penguin species. One penguin species (emperor) has had a 10% population decline since 2008, but those numbers are still higher than the 1950s population of the same birds.

She really is just looking for things to feel sad about. Anyone telling her good news about the state of the world is an enemy. The world is bad, and she's the ultimate scapegoat, because she loves just stewing in her sadness.

 

[brrr]

Yeah I think she is so blatant she knows she will just look bad by directing people here. I bet she claims the farms made her suicidal next

Did you encounter her in the wild too? I saw your account was made pretty recently. I knew there had to be something on this site about this bitch, she’s way too histrionic to fly under the radar. Especially with 10k followers.

 

[prolific_mango]

Yes lmao I’ve lurked here for years and then when someone posted there was a PG thread for her I joined so I could see. She just started to show up on my twitter and ofc made me suspicious as hell.

 

[Bawbag]

The smart move would be to never acknowledge the existence of your KF thread.

 

[broken chiyron]

The smart move would be to never acknowledge the existence of your KF thread.

Victoria's not smart, so I'm really hoping for a spergout about it

 

[brrr]

Yes lmao I’ve lurked here for years and then when someone posted there was a PG thread for her I joined so I could see. She just started to show up on my twitter and ofc made me suspicious as hell.

Exact same experience on my end. Victoria is recruiting farmers. Any sane person would welcome this as an opportunity to change for the better. But obviously that doesn’t apply here. There’s no way nobody in her current circles has doubts about her behavior. She should worry less about strangers and more about her online friends and people in adjacent communities, because people are clearly taking notice of how batshit her story is.

 

[behindyourightnow]

What I meant more by "not a real Farmer" is that if that a-log is anyone who actually regularly posts here, I'd be shocked - judging from that Twitter, it's certainly not any of you assholes who make me laugh so hard my face hurts.

I agree and I don't think that person has even seen this thread. No one who has seen this thread would call Victoria a "faggot." Faggots are male.

That troll was probably sent there from elsewhere, and whatever was posted elsewhere also caused people to alert Victoria.

Still losing it over "kiwifarms leak" though. Yes, we smuggled a hidden cache of tweets out of the building in our underwear in order to assemble a dossier. We didn't just open Twitter.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Yes lmao I’ve lurked here for years and then when someone posted there was a PG thread for her I joined so I could see. She just started to show up on my twitter and ofc made me suspicious as hell.

Exact same experience on my end. Victoria is recruiting farmers. Any sane person would welcome this as an opportunity to change for the better. But obviously that doesn’t apply here. There’s no way nobody in her current circles has doubts about her behavior. She should worry less about strangers and more about her online friends and people in adjacent communities, because people are clearly taking notice of how batshit her story is.

You guys have no idea how much it warms my heart to see this thread bringing in new users.

 

[brrr]

You guys have no idea how much it warms my heart to see this thread bringing in new users.

You did a great job with the OP. I’d been reading through her posts independently purely for my own amusement because I knew she was full of shit but seeing it written out really hits home how disingenuous she is. And the best part is that it didn’t even require any firsthand dirt from old friends or family because she can’t stop telling on herself.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

That troll was probably sent there from elsewhere

Has she been noticed by one of the munchie spotter subreddits?

Also amused that she is planning to "go as" anything for Halloween. She's closer to 30 than 18 by a decent margin. Constantly e-begging, every day is trick or treat for her. Not to mention that she is a jumpscare 24/7, even without the Darth Gayder respirator on.

 

[klarine]

That person (icklethepickle / @fattyfattyba) is a Chantal a-log on Twitter, so she probably does use the Farms. Or at least lurks.

But the weird thing is I only see one (maybe two) tweets from her about Victoria:
https://x.com/search?q=from:fattyfattyba @vvictorman_uel&src=typed_query&f=live
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Not sure if this one is actually @'ing Victoria or not:
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I guess it was only a matter of time until some sperg alerted Victoria to the existence of her KF thread, but I'm not sure if it was necessarily this person.

Also: Dunno why Victoria thinks there's a "leak" or whatever...?

Of fucking course a chantal a-log had to ruin the fun with the best cow from the lolcow salon.
Really glad you all still follow vicky.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

If that stupid A-log fool is the reason the milk permanently dries up from this glorious cow I will seethe.

I'm so invested in the saga now, I need to know what's happening. We must not be denied this important content.

Also, on pants size, if the hips were 44" that would mean the waist would be 34"-36", and there's no way in hell that she is fitting into pants that size. That would put her at a US12/14, and she's much bigger than that. I think waist size 44" is correct.
She's really that fat.
It would also lead to much confusion to refer to pants size by the hip size when waist size is standard.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Someone who's following her (I never follow anyone on Twitter), can you let us know...what ever happened with her dog? She had it in 2023, I realized as I was reading over the OP again to see if there was anything big missing, and now I wonder what happened. Does she miss the dog? It seems like a weird thing not to talk about but she posts so much that maybe I missed those tweets, and now have no way to check.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Calm down, guys. she can't stay private for long. The closest thing she has to an income is grifting on twitter and she needs the retweets to flow out from her circle of followers, because most of them are broke af grifters too.

Also, lol at her complaining about evil whitey poisoning the planet. I suppose in her ideal world she'd roll her wheelchair made of tree branches and stones into the grasslands where her ancestors could teach her to forage for the testosterone and dilaudid that bloomed naturally from the munchie plants. None of the medical accessories she uses is possible without massive amounts of global industry, and what's even wilder is she doesn't need any of it, she'd just rather playact at being sick instead of working.

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

The WHO defines abdominal obesity as a Waist to Hip Ratio (WHR) of .85 or more, for women.

A 38” waist with a hip circumference of 44” would put her in the obese category with a WHR of .86 — so she could be a 44” waist with 44” hips, sure. But she’s a lady & I would assume it’s easier to ask for free pants from strangers on the internet, by giving the number you need to fit over the larger part of your body — bc men’s pants are not easy to wear as a woman.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Someone who's following her (I never follow anyone on Twitter), can you let us know...what ever happened with her dog? She had it in 2023, I realized as I was reading over the OP again to see if there was anything big missing, and now I wonder what happened. Does she miss the dog? It seems like a weird thing not to talk about but she posts so much that maybe I missed those tweets, and now have no way to check.

Nothing new AFAIK. Usual longing for the dogs she probably didn't help take care of. Yknow these guys