IP2 ONLYuseMEBLADE / Brian Risso - Serial Groper, Diabetic Alcoholic, ex call of duty content creator

I found blade in october, and watched almost all of his streams until he moved in with his mom. Honestly, unless he does a REALLY good job of hiding it he does not seem to drink off stream. Or at least drink much. I never ever saw evidence of drinking off stream. At his level of it would be hard to effectively hide and lie about drinking in my opinion. There was never a random liquor bottle or anything that didn't seem to be accounted for by some drunk streaming.

If anyone has evidence to suggest otherwise I am genuinely interested in seeing it but I just don't think he could pull it off.
Completely agree with this. I imagine he spends the majority of time that he isn't on stream passed out, driving to pick up food, and eating. If he were drinking off stream, he'd turn up to streams drunk, and he's usually sober. Given the condition his liver must be in, and the evidence from his streams, it shouldn't/doesn't take a whole lot to get Brian drunk, and it'd be noticeable when he came on stream

The other aspect is that if he's on stream, he'll get paid to drink, so if he wants to drink, he may as well just boot up a stream and get paid to do what he was going to do anyway
 
Completely agree with this. I imagine he spends the majority of time that he isn't on stream passed out, driving to pick up food, and eating. If he were drinking off stream, he'd turn up to streams drunk, and he's usually sober. Given the condition his liver must be in, and the evidence from his streams, it shouldn't/doesn't take a whole lot to get Brian drunk, and it'd be noticeable when he came on stream

The other aspect is that if he's on stream, he'll get paid to drink, so if he wants to drink, he may as well just boot up a stream and get paid to do what he was going to do anyway
Blade was never a traditional alcoholic but he was addicted to getting blackout drunk on stream and then waking up with a few hundred dollars in his account.
 
On one hand, it's hard to believe that Blade would have the self control not to drink constantly considering how much he puts back.

On the other hand, it's even harder to believe if he was getting drunk off screen, he would have the self control, while drunk, to not fire up a stream already intoxicated.
 
I imagine he compartmentalized drinking on stream in the same way that streamers who don't play games off stream like wings do. good for him tbh. it also helps to be disgusted with drinking when every time you do it you get sloppy drunk.
 
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I think Fallout 3 is telling me to LMNOP figure it out, dood.
 
What's old piss risso been up to these days and is pill popping Becky is finally gone for good?

Seems like he finally figured it out, dood.

From what I can tell he's been leeching off his mom and avoiding streaming while he can. If he's still alive after his mom dies and the inheritance runs out I bet we'll see him again unless he really has quit drinking and works at a Walmart now or something. Kinda miss Lit Romney ngl
 
From what I can tell he's been leeching off his mom and avoiding streaming while he can. If he's still alive after his mom dies and the inheritance runs out I bet we'll see him again unless he really has quit drinking and works at a Walmart now or something. Kinda miss Lit Romney ngl
It was the best way to get through seasonal sadness, watching Rotten Rizzo usher in the new year by being hauled out of another hotel.
 
Maybe someone in Seattle can send out a Jager bottle spotlight signal into the sky to call him back to his life's calling.
His downward spiral will resume once his mom passes. I think that'll be what pushes him keep drinking and he'll spend what inheritance he gets on that sweet, sweet jager.
 
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