Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[crunchy bits are the best]

Yeah Bruce and Rock Lee would both be unable to do such wonderful kicks as this
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He also uploaded a Quickscope MLG Montage meme in 2024 of footage from him in 2021 for some reason.
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I think he's secretly implying that he was better being a nobody guy who looked "normal" compared to his current messed-up looks and mentality.

Seriously, I've seen a teenaged black-belt in Taekwondo doing better kicks than this delusional weirdo.

 

[Lick the Ball]

I think he's secretly implying that he was better being a nobody guy who looked "normal" compared to his current messed-up looks and mentality.

Seriously, I've seen a teenaged black-belt in Taekwondo doing better kicks than this delusional weirdo.

Shit, *I* could do better kicks and I'm a fatass broad with a fucked-up back.

 

[Xev]

I think he's secretly implying that he was better being a nobody guy who looked "normal" compared to his current messed-up looks and mentality.

Seriously, I've seen a teenaged black-belt in Taekwondo doing better kicks than this delusional weirdo.

I've seen a drunken old man ninja kick a beer bottle off a newspaper stand and that was cooler looking than this. I seriously don't get why this dude thinks pumping his body full of estrogen is going to make him a better fighter. He looks even slower and more awkward than ever before.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

I've seen a drunken old man ninja kick a beer bottle off a newspaper stand and that was cooler looking than this. I seriously don't get why this dude thinks pumping his body full of estrogen is going to make him a better fighter. He looks even slower and more awkward than ever before.

That's what hyping yourself as "the protagonist of pro wrestling" can do to your mind. It turns you mental.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

New Kidd Bandit Update:
So Joey's giving us more of his epik and sweet moves at his house today.

Someone decided to give him advice about the moves, but Joey took the comment as troon chasing. Considering that he's replying to Joey its probably the latter.

Meanwhile Joey is chasing after other troons who use tons of filters to make themselves look better. I wonder how his fiancee feels about this, assuming that the fiancee is still around and that Joey still wants to get married to her because I haven't heard anything from her in a while.

Finally he's decided to compare himself to Bruce Lee again and says that he once broke his spine doing some wrestling move.

 

[You're MDNWU]

Love how he lost a lot of weight after being a fat fuck but decided to hop on estrogen and is clearly getting fat again. Even doing the latest fat girl craze of pulling up waistbands above the belly button to try and hide the lower pooch; good job, bud!

You’d think he’d stop with the videos showcasing his piss poor kicks as his masculine figure is impossible to ignore vs his angled and filtered pics.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

The tranny's kicks are getting more ridiculous. He should just learn instead from Wakaliwood on how to do those "non-stop deadly kicks."

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

You know, I remember when this guy first showed up. Girls were thirsting over him and it seemed like he'd found a nice little niche as kind of a cross between Spike Dudley (lovable loser who bumps like a motherfucker) and Jeff Hardy (paintyhaired weird guy who girls like because girls like slightly effeminate prettyboys for whatever retarded reason). He'd lost a ton of weight and genuinely pulled his physical condition together, so pretty respectable there.

Then he gets all in on this tranny shit and anyone with half a brain who isn't a trans groomer can see how terrible it is for him, but the "allies" can't bring themselves to say anything besides YASS QUEEN SLAY when someone troons out no matter how obviously a bad idea it is. Now whatever they're supposed to be (as a guy I don't want to call it a guy, but I sure as fuck aren't calling them a girl either) is all fucked up on the estrogen, is weak, pudgy, and can barely move.

Like, I can't derive any kind of joy or humor from watching Kidd Bandit go through all this shit. You can see in their fucking eyes they're torturing themselves and hate every second of it, they've just gone so far down the troon path there's nowhere left to turn. It just makes me want to fucking punch someone.

I vividly remember the day that Cody's Nightmare Factory live streamed their first class in debut exhibition matches with Kidd Bandit making his first professional appearance. There was a game thread for the live stream on /asp/ and out of all the shitters Joey was the only one anybody had anything nice to say about. He was halfway coordinated, he was capable of selling, and had an actual character as over the top and cheesy as all the anime stuff was. He could have worked his way up the indies, probably gotten signed with AEW or worked a stint in DDT or Noah, and have become an indy darling with a stable career and modest financial success. Like he could have Starboy Charlie's spot in the industry as a small flippy, kicky, racially ambiguous tweener working promotions around the world and getting the rub from John Cena.

Instead he is a nutter and self mark that literally can't stop fucking his own life up.

And finally we have some dude obsessing over tranny wrestlers with someone begging for Joey to see the thread, also notice how it uses the name "trans graps", like it's a certain reference to a certain tranny booker who was lusting over his fellow troon wrestlers.
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Trans Graps deserves their own thread, but I have honestly no idea where to start. The guy literally booked the trans wrestler VENY/ASUKA to come to America and work some troon indie show he was putting together just so he could imprison and rape VENY. That was on top of not paying all the other talent he booked for his plot to rape VENY. If I recall Joey was involved in that whole mess somehow.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So I think its time for another Kidd Bandit update:
So he's posting more of his thirst trap pics again to attract chasers.

Besides this he's been really showing off that maybe those grooming accusations aren't just accusations. Very odd behavior.

He's also decided to latch onto the Sneako banning and used it as a way to complain about Le evil transphobic streamers and Elon.

He's also revealed that he was apparently a fan of Twilight growing up.

Next he's been very defensive about wrestlers using flips and kicks in wrestling claiming that it would totally work in a real fight and that they're totally cool and not completely overused in this day and age.

Finally we got some new videos of Joey doing his sweet and epik movez where you can really see how Kidd Bandit looks like without the face filters. For some reason he has that look that makes me think he's on heroin.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That hair is so fried.

 

[Snack Cracker]

That hair is so fried.

It’s almost impressive how damaged it is.
Shine- gone
Bounce- gone
Ability to retain any hair color- gone

And you can tell the dumb motherfucker still straightens it and apparently uses none or the world’s worst heat protectant.
It looks crimped or backcombed, but that’s his hair texture now.

And he’s Asian which is really grim.
He naturally has very shiny and straight hair so for it to get to this point…….idk maybe he’ll start gooning to himself in e-girl wigs soon.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So today we got a few interesting things going on with Joey.
First of all he's revealed that he is supporting Kamala Harris, which is not a surprise I think we all knew that.

Second of all we have some faggot wrestler crying about Carlito saying something offensive in WWE and someone called him out for it so the wrestler bitched about it on twitter and Kidd Bandit is of course defending him.

And finally we got more of the coomer shit that Kidd Bandit is into, showing how much porn has truly rotted his brain.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

He had some appeal as a twink, not sure who wants to watch a pink-haired fat dude do kicks though.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

He had some appeal as a twink, not sure who wants to watch a pink-haired fat dude do kicks though.

You'd be surprised at how many troon chasers there are in the world of Indie wrestling and even in the major companies.

 

[Xev]

You'd be surprised at how many troon chasers there are in the world of Indie wrestling and even in the major companies.

Would their interest in him disappear once he chops his dick off? I always figured tranny chasers were just homos who can't admit that they are homos.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey's been trying to improve his kicks again by basing it off of video games, so we'll see how this all works out.

He's also decided to dye his hair blue this time probably because he saw how the previous hair dye had made his hair become frumpy.

And finally some British indie that Joey worked for a few years ago has decided to upload a video of Joey winning a big tournament that the indie had so Joey wanted to look back at the glory days before he decided to fully troon out and also showing how much of a mark he is.

Here's the match if you are wondering. This was also the match that Jim Sterling was involved with. Joey appears as 4:55 and spends the next 3 minutes trying to get himself over by doing some big entrance. Jim appears at 20:50 and cuts some promo in the ring about himself being a tranny also trying to get himself over with the crowd. Jim gets pinned at 26:31 and Joey ends up winning at 32:45 and celebrates with Simon Miller who used to work for WhatCulture and Warhorse who's infamous for his AEW match where he failed to get signed by the company.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

this is a bit of a powerlevel but its asks a serious question

once upon a time, an old co-worker of mine took me to an indie wrestling match in the area because we were friends with a guy who wrestled in the promotion. i got a bit drunk and i was laughing with a guy in the crowd because they brought a tranny wrestler out and the audience member made a snide comment about the troon. one of the staff members decided to get upset at me because i "should be more considerate of who i'm talking about".

now, i tell this story because i wanna ask why do so many trannies resort to wrestling? is it a common thing in wrestling for them to be heckin' accepting of valid troonsters

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

now, i tell this story because i wanna ask why do so many trannies resort to wrestling? is it a common thing in wrestling for them to be heckin' accepting of valid troonsters

Men like wrestling and since Troons are men you can figure things out

 

[Lick the Ball]

now, i tell this story because i wanna ask why do so many trannies resort to wrestling? is it a common thing in wrestling for them to be heckin' accepting of valid troonsters

They can grope real women and get praised for it.

 

[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

this is a bit of a powerlevel but its asks a serious question

once upon a time, an old co-worker of mine took me to an indie wrestling match in the area because we were friends with a guy who wrestled in the promotion. i got a bit drunk and i was laughing with a guy in the crowd because they brought a tranny wrestler out and the audience member made a snide comment about the troon. one of the staff members decided to get upset at me because i "should be more considerate of who i'm talking about".

now, i tell this story because i wanna ask why do so many trannies resort to wrestling? is it a common thing in wrestling for them to be heckin' accepting of valid troonsters

No it isn't a common thing. Indie wrestlers and promotions are some of the absolute worst progressive shitters. They are also frequently lazy, ass in the ring, drug addicts, sexual deviants, rapists, and mentally ill. They are basically a reflection of the majority of wrestling fans but even more low IQ and willing to live the life of eternal humiliation rituals that is being a professional wrestler.