Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AzaMacky]

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Don't doubt the Cocaine God... He knows better!

Psalm 10:4

 

[AltisticRight]

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When John "Brianna Wu" Flynt is shitting on you like this, it's time to check yourself into rehab and admit you need help.

Why is Hila Klein cosplaying as Princess Peach?

It was weighted with the plastic bags....remove them and maybe you could get below 25g.

26.67 grams in three baggies. I weighed out exactly that with three baggies (good quality lab ones) using a powder that's similar. Remove the baggies and it's still above 25 grams.
Though his lawyers can just argue that humidity and impurities brought it over 25, then ask for leniency to lower the possession to below 25 grams.
The scales cops use might be shit too. I used proper ones, they can argue the tolerance of the scales might have pushed it up. It wouldn't even be a bad argument because that happens all the time.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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When John "Brianna Wu" Flynt is shitting on you like this, it's time to check yourself into rehab and admit you need help.

Another secret Kiwifarms user confirmed.

 

[Pedophobe]

Remove the baggies and it's still above 25 grams.

Nah a decent baggie is 1.5 grams so his net cocaine mix should only amount to about 22.17 grams total.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

Another secret Kiwifarms user confirmed.

I mean Nick is mainly known as the lawyer friend of the guy that got his ass handed to him in Weebwars, the lawshow host of the biggest pro-johnny depp and pro-kyle rittenhouse streams on youtube to the point where netflix used his footage and has been "based" up until 2 years ago. In a way mocking Nick Rekieta has mainly been the arena of the left until very recently.

So recently in fact that there's at least a 100 pages back when Nick was in the running for LOTY where users pop in and go "why is nick nominated he's so based and cool i want to be him when i become a traddad!" Like i'm sure if you search pre-2022 its entirely lefties mocking Nick

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Multiple stroke survivor finally loses enough cognition to approach Keanwho's thinking. That's nice, but...

Found the unedited original with actual hairline and deathly pallor. He must have been wearing football pads under that shirt because Nicholas Rekieta has never had shoulders.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Nick is making me laugh at (with?) Brianna Wu tweets. I’m not sure if the Nose is sniffing up war and hatred, leaving only world peace, or accelerating the apocalypse with every line.

 

[Captain Manning]

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When John "Brianna Wu" Flynt is shitting on you like this, it's time to check yourself into rehab and admit you need help.

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When it comes to Rekieta, Johns can't stop winning.

It was weighted with the plastic bags....remove them and maybe you could get below 25g.

That would drop it from second degree to third degree. He'd still be in a lot of shit, just not as much. It's a mitigation, but not an outright defense.

If I were his attorney, that would be one thing I would absolutely try. It's close enough to the 25 gram threshold where it might actually be malpractice to not give it a shot.

It makes way more sense to try that than the idiotic non-issue they raised about the stream being reproduced on another channel.

Why is Hila Klein cosplaying as Princess Peach?

The character is from a JAP game. You know, Jewish American Princess.

Found the unedited original with actual hairline and deathly pallor. He must have been wearing football pads under that shirt because Nicholas Rekieta has never had shoulders.

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No, that's the second edition reprint. The original is that, but much thinner, and he's wearing a faggy Jamaican tank-top. They pulled that one off the shelves because of picketing by the Jamaican-American community who didn't want to be associated with him (understandably).

Nick is making me laugh at (with?) Brianna Wu tweets. I’m not sure if the Nose is sniffing up war and hatred, leaving only world peace, or accelerating the apocalypse with every line.

I am not exactly a big Wu fan either, but there's actually been a few times they've been unexpectedly based.

They've told Keffals to eat shit, for example.

 

[repentance]

Nah a decent baggie is 1.5 grams so his net cocaine mix should only amount to about 22.17 grams total.

Didn't the police report mention some of it being in a corner of a baggie (didn't even know this was a thing until others mentioned it - powders tend to come in small ziplock bags here, which are cheaper to buy in quantity than sandwich bags)?

 

[Kosher Dill]

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I feel dirty laughing at a joke from JW Flynt, but an own is an own. Now adding Miss'ippi John alongside DSP on the "Lolcows dunking on Cuckieta" list.

 

[AnOminous]

There was never any reason why he couldn't admit drug use. The charge is possession, not use, and it was just his either flat wrong understanding of the law or his general word smithy retard games when he claimed otherwise.

Actually it blows any possibility of him being able to create reasonable doubt about possession, not that he had it. It's insanely dumb to talk about anything remotely germane to your case because now it's in stone and if you end up testifying, you're going to spend a lot of that answering questions about exactly what kind of drug use it was, where did you do it, where did you get the drugs, where did you do them, who did you do them with.

You basically can no longer testify at all because you can't pick and choose and suddenly take the Fifth when the questioning gets ugly.

That's why I believe he's pleading, although it would be a lot funnier if he only thinks he has a deal but he either doesn't or the prosecution rescinds the deal because of his ongoing retardation.

Someone posted above that Nick is more likeable than Aaron. He's a better streamer, but you can't unknow stuff and Nick knows that. He is destined for Ralph levels.

Also no he isn't. He's absolutely hateable. No one does it better.

 

[Captain Manning]

Someone posted above that Nick is more likeable than Aaron.

No, that was somebody reporting on Mersh's assessment of the situation. As justification for going after Aaron, and trying to redeem Nick.

And nobody should give a single solitary fuck what Mersh thinks about anything, ever.

 

[Law]

When John "Brianna Wu" Flynt is shitting on you like this, it's time to check yourself into rehab and admit you need help.

I would love to see a fist fight between Brianna Wu and Nick. They oughta settle this, like MEN!

Another secret Kiwifarms user confirmed.

John is a narcissist, and can't resist the temptation to read his own thread. He's also a spiteful sasquatch, and can't resist the chance to make himself feel better about himself by ganging up on the weakest herd-member. Hi, John! Love the new hairline, your plastic surgeon must've been sober this time!

 

[demicolon]

You know, Jewish American Princess.

So Hilda Klein then?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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I gotta say, I'm liking old Johnny Woohoo more and more these days. Imagine getting steamrolled this hard by the biggest joke in Gamergate 1. A lot can change in a few years.

 

[AnOminous]

It's mostly a drug for gay chemsex parties. It's a benzo in liquid form pretty much, why use that when he could easily get a doc to prescribe him Ambien?

It's not remotely like a benzo. You can take benzos all day and still appear lucid and walk around doing things. They might be insane things and you might not remember them. Comparatively, GHB will knock your ass out, have you slurring and a drooling wreck, or outright comatose and completely unwakeable. But allegedly it also makes sex really great if you aren't totally knocked out. No personal experience with this shit.

So Hilda Klein then?

Hila Klein is not a JAP but an actual Israeli who served in the IDF. Nothing like a JAP. JAPs don't gun down Palestinian children for fun.

 

[demicolon]

Hila Klein is not a JAP but an actual Israeli who served in the IDF.

Yes... a Jewish-American princess.

JAPs don't gun down Palestinian children for fun.

They do gun Chinese children for fun, or used to.

 

[Soapmore]

Comparatively, GHB will knock your ass out, have you slurring and a drooling wreck, or outright comatose and completely unwakeable. But allegedly it also makes sex really great if you aren't totally knocked out. No personal experience with this shit.

My only personal experience with GHB is limited to being a bouncer and having to deal with ravers "fishing out" on the dance floor and collapsing, unresponsive. We'd drag them outside and throw them in the dumpster like trash carefully move them to the exit and perform first aid while calling ambulance. Many a glowsticker endured this embarrassing situation.

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Why is Hila Klein cosplaying as Princess Peach?


26.67 grams in three baggies. I weighed out exactly that with three baggies (good quality lab ones) using a powder that's similar. Remove the baggies and it's still above 25 grams.
Though his lawyers can just argue that humidity and impurities brought it over 25, then ask for leniency to lower the possession to below 25 grams.
The scales cops use might be shit too. I used proper ones, they can argue the tolerance of the scales might have pushed it up. It wouldn't even be a bad argument because that happens all the time.

Lots of dealers run their scales heavier so they can sell less product for more money. Since the Coke obviously came from Aaron and the CIA secret stealth ninjas, the cops scales must have come from Denny's.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

@Third World Aristocrat gets a shoutout from the casino for his "Nicholas Rekieta: A True Christian" video. Starts at 33:40