Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Something Awful said:
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Listen up, agent child! My book is all muscle! The body mass index is a terrible measure of physical fitness! Scientists agree! :story:

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As usual, Technicality Tomlinson is taking something that is true in broad strokes ("BMI does not take into account muscle mass etc.") and applying it to his specific case, even though it doesn't apply to him.

This is John Cena:
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He's 6 feet even and 251 pounds, which is a 34 BMI, which falls into the "obese" range. Obviously, no human being is going to look at him and think he's in any way obese, he's just jacked, the weight is all muscle.

This is Patrick S. Tomlinson:
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He's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

As you can see, these two men are both considered obese by BMI measurements but only one is actually obese. Sure, BMI is not a "measure of individual fitness" but that doesn't magically make Rick svelte and in the best shape of his life. You know he's fat and out of shape because just look at him. Sorry Rick, but your tricky wordplay won't work this time.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
As usual, Technicality Tomlinson is taking something that is true in broad strokes ("BMI does not take into account muscle mass etc.") and applying it to his specific case, even though it doesn't apply to him.

This is John Cena:
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He's 6 feet even and 251 pounds, which is a 34 BMI, which falls into the "obese" range. Obviously, no human being is going to look at him and think he's in any way obese, he's just jacked, the weight is all muscle.

This is Patrick S. Tomlinson:
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He's a fat faggot with bitch tits.

As you can see, these two men are both considered obese by BMI measurements but only one is actually obese. Sure, BMI is not a "measure of individual fitness" but that doesn't magically make Rick svelte and in the best shape of his life. You know he's fat and out of shape because just look at him. Sorry Rick, but your tricky wordplay won't work this time.
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To add, I've never heard a single bodybuilder say that BMI isn't accurate because they know they're an exception. It's always fat faggots with double D bitchtits or their female counterparts, the beached whale hamplanets, who cope about it.
 
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Associate Rick said:
No, it's all part of Ricks master plan, we should have chosen to enjoy prison.
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Ya know it really cannot be overstated how much of a bedrock to our church these calls were. Before this he was funny sure, and as I have said myself he attracted my eye by his xitter antics a year or two before Norm/11, but he was still simply one of many simpering #resist flavoured social media cringe machines.

These calls gave all of us the terrible revelation of "wait.....he talks like he xeets? HE ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKS LIKE HE FUCKING XEETS?!" which is why when they hit and became widely known thanks to Null highlighting them (IIRC) the thread went from a fairly pedestrian one to the absolute fucking juggernaut it is now.
 
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Judge Holden said:
Ya know it really cannot be overstated how much of a bedrock to our church these calls were. Before this he was funny sure, and as I have said myself he attracted my eye by his xitter antics a year or two before Norm/11, but he was still simply one of many simpering #resist flavoured social media cringe machines.
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Norm/11 was the best shit happened to the OnA folks, and many funny pranks are made during that time when Piggy drops his worst hot take on Norm. Piggy watches nothing but nu series that are dying and drying off revenues, and he's one of those faggots that find them impactful and emotional instead of actually laugh at witty humor. Piggy is a tasteless nigger with bitch tits that consooms dinosaur toys and sci-fi models and gets defensive when a pest or civilian calls out that franchise's buttfuckery, like that tranny Clone trooper.
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These calls gave all of us the terrible revelation of "wait.....he talks like he xeets? HE ACTUALLY FUCKING TALKS LIKE HE FUCKING XEETS?!" which is why when they hit and became widely known thanks to Null highlighting them (IIRC) the thread went from a fairly pedestrian one to the absolute fucking juggernaut it is now.
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Rick's speech is as similar as his Xeeting, and he'll keep that consistency smoothly between his inability to distinguish fiction and reality; and ragepigs against the evil orange man. His 1.2 GPA brain is so mushed that all his takes are only appealing to the most extreme far-leftoids; and pests love picking on everything of Pigtits' personal life and opinions. And because like a true snobby broccoli head pig that Rick was, he can't help but to feed the trolls like a real hungry pig. Fat.
 
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I'm still convinced that it was some sort of disassociative identity crisis thing his brain did out of protection. His media tour and talking to Javier and the "I'm here to help" public moment are all him being smug sure, and when he spoke to Josiah up until tape 5 he was kinda faggy but it still was in line with everything else.

That moment, that one fatal moment where he is called a fat faggot with bitchtits and hangs up, then calls back tells me something broke. He hung up and realized he was utterly duped and instead of accepting he was gullible his brain couldn't handle it. Instead of accepting that he was tricked his mind fractured and Mama Raven took over. She had to give her son's bully a stern talking to so she called back and did just that. Full blown sass, NNNnnnooo you're wrong child. Yes, child. He pulled out all the stops. The rage pig didn't peak through except for crucial moments when he was spoken over or when Josiah mentioned his school teachers he went full blown SHUT YOUR FUCKING. MOOUFFTH. It's a case study for the mind of a narcissist suffering an extreme narc injury that psychologists would have a field day with.
 
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Something Awful said:
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Listen up, agent child! My book is all muscle! The body mass index is a terrible measure of physical fitness! Scientists agree! :story:

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On the book thing, if you're pitching a book with 120k + words and aren't established, good fucking luck. That's like garlic to a vampire, because if it fails, they wasted a lot more paper and money than the typical 80,000 word book that's basically industry standard.
 
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Big Brown Schlub said:
To add, I've never heard a single bodybuilder say that BMI isn't accurate because they know they're an exception. It's always fat faggots with double D bitchtits or their female counterparts, the beached whale hamplanets, who cope about it.
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Its a retarded thing made for governments for something most likely evil.

Just use your eyes, you can see Rick is fat, his BMI is pointless.

So gay that people need some "science" to tell them someone is a fat fuck when your eyes have been doing the job since we were that fish thing in the ocean.
 
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Its a retarded thing made for governments for something most likely evil.

Just use your eyes, you can see Rick is fat, his BMI is pointless.

So gay that people need some "science" to tell them someone is a fat fuck when your eyes have been doing the job since we were that fish thing in the ocean.
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Wrong in every last metabolical detail, stalker.
 
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Tomlinson said:
Wrong in every last metabolical detail, stalker.
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>borderline fedposting in gorillamitts' thread
>generic and forced patpost oneliners in this thread
>a couple posts here and there in other sections of the site, never longer than a single sentence
What Patpack member is this? The street-shitting ogre? Hildy? The butterknife? I doubt it's Pigger himself.
 
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What Patpack member is this? The street-shitting ogre? Hildy? The butterknife? I doubt it's Pigger himself.
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I don't think it's Hildy. His tender sensibilities wouldn't be able to handle it. Plus he puts his internet time to better use tugging it to cp. Rick wouldn't be able to contain his ragepigging. It's definitely a cybersecurity "expert" who got fired from either the Clinton campaign or Microsoft.
 
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