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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Dr. Seuss is probably more her paygrade, but I fear she may lecture us on the deep introspective character that is the redfish, ship him with the goldfish (denying us a gay shipping with the bluefish) and rant about how shit the cat in the hat is. Then promptly condem and block all of the Dr. Seuss fans.
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Jack London was the shit.
Fun fact: Jack London was a socialist but otherwise so cool that one of his best friends was Ambrose Bierce who was of the "free helicopter rides" persuasion before Pinochet. Or helicopters, for that matter. He also stopped associating with the actual socialist parties of the time when he realized they were basically fucking useless.
 
Fun fact: Jack London was a socialist but otherwise so cool that one of his best friends was Ambrose Bierce who was of the "free helicopter rides" persuasion before Pinochet. Or helicopters, for that matter. He also stopped associating with the actual socialist parties of the time when he realized they were basically fucking useless.
If you hear of my being stood up against a Mexican stone wall and shot to rags, please know that I think it is a pretty good way to depart this life. It beats old age, disease, or falling down the cellar stairs. To be a Gringo in Mexico--ah, that is euthanasia!
 
If you hear of my being stood up against a Mexican stone wall and shot to rags, please know that I think it is a pretty good way to depart this life. It beats old age, disease, or falling down the cellar stairs. To be a Gringo in Mexico--ah, that is euthanasia!
Yeah that's why a lot of people think he probably quite deliberately mouthed off to some Pancho Villa type (or maybe even Pancho himself). Remember, Bierce was a guy who charged cannons in the Civil War. He also got shot in the head and went back for more later.
 
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Yes, preoccupied with eating microwavable pies swimming in Haagen Daz. Farting into the same couch cushion whilst seething about Wogglebuttfuck being gay/Oz.
Where's the podcast @WogglebugLover?
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Yes, preoccupied with eating microwavable pies swimming in Haagen Daz. Farting into the same couch cushion whilst seething about Wogglebuttfuck being gay/Oz.
Where's the podcast @WogglebugLover?
🌈
Her mind has been occupied by the fact that Woggie's extended family has been roach-napped and are slowly being tortured to woggledeath in a sadistic game of Saw-like proportions!



Oh, the wogglemanity! (volume warning)
 
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Her mind has been occupied by the fact that Woggie's extended family has been roach-napped and are slowly being tortured to woggledeath in a sadistic game of Saw-like proportions!

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Oh, the wogglemanity! (volume warning)
So this is what Knowitall did with all those failed Wogglebugs he kept in a jar...
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To quote Socrates, "We're so back", Wogglesisters!

Woggle-Vlog 134: New Voice and New Start Coming Soon​

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  • Again, a new voice, Logan Houseman. She has a demo video of him on her Patreon at 10$ tier.
  • She wants to re-do the movies, again, with some variation in the scripts. The most interesting thing is that our Logan seems to be some kind of method actor that will do a commentary track in-character with her. She'll put the new movies on streaming websites "like Tubi and Amazon Prime".
  • A lot of things coming Soon™. Make of that what you will.
  • Apparently she's shipping DVDs and plushies . Of course, I'm calling bullshit on the plushies:story:
 
WE ARE SO BACK WOGGLECHUDS!!!

"Logan Houseman is the new voice of the Wogglebug. This was filmed with improvisational audition he perfected. And please vote in my community tab poll about him."
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When dumb people attempt to sound smart condensed.
So perfect for the pretentious Mr. Woggleblowhard then...
 
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I don't hear much of a difference. I think just about anyone could do the Wogglebug voice since a modifier is being used.
The laugh is off, too low key but otherwise this guy does the voice very well in terms of cadence of speaking like the last VA before the voice change effect is applied.
 
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