Which NFL team is the worst

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Muncie Anderson said:
Ask the Lions; they did the same thing a while ago.
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I'm a Lions fan. Their winless season is a lot worse than the Browns this year. Everyone knew the Browns were going to suck this year while the Lions actually had high expectations after they went undefeated in the preseason and had an ok season the year before with a pretty decent QB in Kitna.

So the Lions are worse than the Browns. They haven't won a playoff game since 1991, which was before the Original Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens. This is despite having one of the five greatest RBs (Barry Sanders) and WRs (Calvin Johnson) of all time who both retired while they were still in their prime cuz they knew it was hopeless because they were playing for the fucking Lions. Between those two dominant eras, their best player was Jason Hansen, a fucking kicker.

Most hated is definitely the Cowboys for Jerry Jones being a scumbag and signing a bunch of scumbags.
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
I'm a Lions fan. Their winless season is a lot worse than the Browns this year. Everyone knew the Browns were going to suck this year while the Lions actually had high expectations after they went undefeated in the preseason and had an ok season the year before with a pretty decent QB in Kitna.

So the Lions are worse than the Browns. They haven't won a playoff game since 1991, which was before the Original Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens. This is despite having one of the five greatest RBs (Barry Sanders) and WRs (Calvin Johnson) of all time who both retired while they were still in their prime cuz they knew it was hopeless because they were playing for the fucking Lions. Between those two dominant eras, their best player was Jason Hansen, a fucking kicker.

Most hated is definitely the Cowboys for Jerry Jones being a scumbag and signing a bunch of scumbags.
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Wait a minute, THE FUCKING LIONS STILL EXIST?

Damn. And thought the Jacksonville Jaguars were bad. They need to make a T-shirt that says, "At least we're not the Lions!"
 
Most Hated: The Ravens (Because FUCK Ray Rice for smacking his bitch up), Patriots (Fuck Tom Brady), and the Falcons (They never should've gave Michael Vick a dog.)

Worst Teams: Jaguars (We suck.), Raiders (Poor as hell, football/baseball diamond looks like a beach shore dumpster fire.), and the Lions (You know why, and it's funny as hell.)
 
CFB-wise:

Hate the most: Florida State or Alabama

Actual worst: Texas State, Rutgers, Kansas
 
If we're doing CFB too:
Hate the most: Michigan, West Virginia
Actual worst: Notre Dame (aka my team).I know they're going to suck at least half the time but they still disappoint me anyway.And then when they don't suck they get caught committing academic misconduct and have to vacate wins.

(seriously though Rutgers is unbelievably fucking awful. I just feel bad for Rutgers fans/alumni.)
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
I'm a Lions fan. Their winless season is a lot worse than the Browns this year. Everyone knew the Browns were going to suck this year while the Lions actually had high expectations after they went undefeated in the preseason and had an ok season the year before with a pretty decent QB in Kitna.

So the Lions are worse than the Browns. They haven't won a playoff game since 1991, which was before the Original Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Ravens. This is despite having one of the five greatest RBs (Barry Sanders) and WRs (Calvin Johnson) of all time who both retired while they were still in their prime cuz they knew it was hopeless because they were playing for the fucking Lions. Between those two dominant eras, their best player was Jason Hansen, a fucking kicker.

Most hated is definitely the Cowboys for Jerry Jones being a scumbag and signing a bunch of scumbags.
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lol Remember the Millen Man March? Fans marching outside Ford Field with bags on their heads and then like half the arena walkin out in the second quarter of the last home game
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
lol Notre Lame, Harbaugh May be a full blown lunatic but at least he doesn't have a body count like Kelly...
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Completely forgot about that since I'm a casual college football fan at best, tbh. I don't understand how Kelley wasn't slapped with criminal negligence charges.

Can't wait to see him fired. Maybe they oughta take a look at the AD, too.
 
Jacquetta said:
Completely forgot about that since I'm a casual college football fan at best, tbh. I don't understand how Kelley wasn't slapped with criminal negligence charges.

Can't wait to see him fired. Maybe they oughta take a look at the AD, too.
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he and the admin also bullied a rape victim into committing suicide
 
I have a special hate boner for the Patriots (a bunch of rotten cheaters who get away with it because Bellichick and Goodell are each other's fuccbois) and the Cowboys. And whichever team signed Michael Vick on is automatically the worst.

And as a Vikings fan, I feel I should have an obligation to hate the Green Bay Packers by default, but I really have no feelings for them one way or the other. I do hate Da Bears, though.
 
Flowers For Sonichu said:
he and the admin also bullied a rape victim into committing suicide
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Jesus christ that didn't make the news where I live at all.

Mild powerlevel, I grew up in Buckeye territory but always thought a lot of Ohio State fans were massive douchebags so I tended to avoid saying that. I got sneered at less if I said I was a Notre Dame fan (it wasn't a lie, my dad's a Chicago native with a Notre Dame backer uncle so obviously those are the teams I was brought up to support). I think it's time to stop doing that.
 
when your team knocks a hated division rival out of the playoff picture, wins their division and does it with a last second touchdown on Christmas Day

when your one co-worker is a ravens fan and tomorrow is going to be amazing
 
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