Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%
  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 18 1.3%
  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.4%
  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.7%
  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 196 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 790 56.9%

  • Total voters
    1,389
It's been a while since I've watched a JOTG and not just read the summary. Is this drum loop thing normal? This is driving me insane.
Yes, it's because Fatty is a retard and plays the obnoxious drum loop loud enough to drown out the background music because he's too stupid to just get the food and film at home, or just not record audio, take notes, and record the audio over it with maybe a quiet background music track at home.
 
Why the AI burger thumbnail? Just use a stock picture of a burger, you can get it off of Wendy's website.

Jack is always late (and gay) to trends, and he still thinks AI is still a hot item to shove into everything possible, in an effort to help his view stats.

Does fatty actually expect us to believe he just sat there while Jr and Hammy ate?

Yes. Jack's intelligence is on par with a six month old, and like playing a game of peek a boo if something isn't explicit it doesn't exist.
 
Why the AI burger thumbnail? Just use a stock picture of a burger, you can get it off of Wendy's website.
For once, it's not.
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Who else wants to stop by Jack's future 80's cafe that just serves wings, nachos and potato skins? What a great idea!
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If Fatty weren't retarded with his head so far up his own ass, you would think he's be against the pink and blue as being tranny flag colors.

Although now that I apply some logic, Fatty is LGBTQ...
 
Who else wants to stop by Jack's future 80's cafe that just serves wings, nachos and potato skins? What a great idea!
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Funny thing is that it's not the worst idea to have an 80s themed diner that serves wings, nachos, etc (and other stuff).

It's just that Jack sure as hell couldn't plan it, although I wish he'd try and blow all of Hammy's money. It'd last until the first undercooked wing resulted in salmonella and they got sued
 
Funny thing is that it's not the worst idea to have an 80s themed diner that serves wings, nachos, etc (and other stuff).

It's just that Jack sure as hell couldn't plan it, although I wish he'd try and blow all of Hammy's money. It'd last until the first undercooked wing resulted in salmonella and they got sued
No booze = No fun

Jack’s version of the 80’s would be so warped anyways.

He’s late to the ballgame on café 80’s also. 80’s stuff is kinda played out except for some hard core nostalgia nerds. Even synthwave has moved onto 90’s if not early 00’s imagery and aesthetics
 
Who else wants to stop by Jack's future 80's cafe that just serves wings, nachos and potato skins? What a great idea!
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Anybody who has, supposedly, been around the food industry as long as Jack has should immediately know how insanely hard it is to run a successful restaurant (especially one that isn't a chain). The qualities an owner needs to make it work are directly opposite of Jack's incredible laziness and total lack of skill. Could someone do a 80s/early 90s vibed restaurant? Sure. But it sure as hell won't be Jack and I really doubt Nashville is the obvious place to do it.
 
Who else wants to stop by Jack's future 80's cafe that just serves wings, nachos and potato skins? What a great idea!
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Looks like something a hipster faggot or Hollyqueer executive would come up with.

Want an 80's cafe have Pizza Hut Chandeliers, The Wendy's Tables with the Turn of the Century Newspaper clippings on them and each table has a McDonald's Ashtray because it's the 80's and everyone's smoking and all the food comes in Styrofoam because fuck the environment that shit sturdy. Also fuck vegans and health nuts it's the 80's we're cooking the fries in Beef Tallow and deep frying the pies and fuck that soft shit like Back to the Future and Breakfast Club we're putting on Robocop it's the 80's baby.
 
Anybody who has, supposedly, been around the food industry as long as Jack has should immediately know how insanely hard it is to run a successful restaurant (especially one that isn't a chain). The qualities an owner needs to make it work are directly opposite of Jack's incredible laziness and total lack of skill. Could someone do a 80s/early 90s vibed restaurant? Sure. But it sure as hell won't be Jack and I really doubt Nashville is the obvious place to do it.
He would open in one of those cursed locations that Jack bitches about and calls their previous deadnames because he acts like the owners were doing something wrong. The cursed places that close before the ink is dry on the lease.

80’s themed Gyms are fucking cool tho and not played out though. Women working out in pantyhose under their leotards is smoking hot.
 
He’s late to the ballgame on café 80’s also. 80’s stuff is kinda played out except for some hard core nostalgia nerds. Even synthwave has moved onto 90’s if not early 00’s imagery and aesthetics
The nostalgia wave seems to come about 20 years after the time has passed and usually lasts for about a decade. After that only diehards stay on that train. Remember "That 70's Show"? It started in 1998 or 18 years after 1980. It lasted until 2006 or close to 26 years after 1980. The same makers of the show had come out with the short lived "That 80's Show". Guess what? It failed because it came in only 12 years after 1990. Had they waited until 2009 or so it might have worked.

80's nostalgia peaked in the early 2010s. It came back a bit due to shows like "Stranger Things" but it's short lived. As you say it's the 90's that are the nostalgic decade now.

Fatty is just so mushbrained that he thinks everybody likes what he likes.

Also just wings, nachos and skins? Why? Even "Buffalo Wild Wings" has a wider menu than that. You need more than just a hook to bring people in and make them come back for more.

Has Jack posted any fake weight/blood pressure results lately?
No. He did so a while back and said he's been plateauing for months which just means he's not actually dieting or following carnivore. Like everything else he's half-assing it.
 
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