FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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Joshua Connor Tomar said:
I've tried to watch this guys video cuz it seems interesting but his music is too fucking loud. I hope you guys alog him enough for him to read this thread so he knows to turn his music down.
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He is aware, he made a short video a while back with no BGM and had a "MUSIC TOO LOUD" joke in the description or his own pinned comment, can't remember which.
 
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I will never know if his videos are worth watching because I physically cannot listen or look at the dude. He reminds me of a kitten my childhood cat gave birth to that lived for a measly three days. Just bones and tufts of weirdly curly fur topped off with an oversized head. Squelching, squirming and whimpering for three days until its mother chewed its head off.
Difference is I actually wanted the little kitten to survive and tried my best to give it a shot at life. This guy however.... maybe he'd be better off dead? There is something seriously OFF with him. What the fuck. I don't even get this feeling when seeing terminally ill cancer patients. Like when I see him moving and talking it feels like I'm looking at a snake near my leg and I have to bury a shovel in his neck NOW NOW NOW.

(This added absolutely nothing to this thread, let the bad stickers come...)
 
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Some of his videos are cool, but he's not very subtle about being a raging homo.

namvata said:
I actually like this guy's content but he has that same fucking speaking cadence that every other e-millenial irony socialist podcaster has that I can't fucking stand. I can't even pin down what it is but these people all have this same way of speaking that drives me fucking nuts, maybe it's the vocal fry and weird intonations or smth idk
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The soyim have inherited the jewtubes and we've all suffered for it.
 
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BelUwUga said:
Woah buddy did you miss his whole tangent about how these pedos were not homosexual? Never mind that they pretty much exclusively went after young boys
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It was a pretty pathetic and retarded cope. Like Nick Fuentes tier cope to deny being a faggot. Except worse because the serial killer faggots weren't hiding the gay sex
 
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namvata said:
I actually like this guy's content but he has that same fucking speaking cadence that every other e-millenial irony socialist podcaster has that I can't fucking stand. I can't even pin down what it is but these people all have this same way of speaking that drives me fucking nuts, maybe it's the vocal fry and weird intonations or smth idk
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I can't really pinpoint it either. To me this way of speaking comes across as if they're smarter and better than you, and that they're being super serious right now... but if you were to actually criticize them for anything, they'd turn around and say "Wow why are you taking this so seriously? Chill bro it's not a big deal lmao", as if they aren't bothered, but you know they are.

It's like they want to you to take them seriously and see them as an authoritative figure, but at the same time, they don't want to come across as caring too much, just in case someone disagrees with them. I fucking hate this way of speaking so much and see it everywhere.
 
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CoolFool said:
It's like they want to you to take them seriously and see them as an authoritative figure, but at the same time, they don't want to come across as caring too much, just in case someone disagrees with them. I fucking hate this way of speaking so much and see it everywhere.
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it's a very millennial way of speaking for sure, and yeah you've got the performative nihilism thing down pat with regards to that crowd.
 
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CoolFool said:
I can't really pinpoint it either. To me this way of speaking comes across as if they're smarter and better than you, and that they're being super serious right now... but if you were to actually criticize them for anything, they'd turn around and say "Wow why are you taking this so seriously? Chill bro it's not a big deal lmao", as if they aren't bothered, but you know they are.

It's like they want to you to take them seriously and see them as an authoritative figure, but at the same time, they don't want to come across as caring too much, just in case someone disagrees with them. I fucking hate this way of speaking so much and see it everywhere.
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namvata said:
it's a very millennial way of speaking for sure, and yeah you've got the performative nihilism thing down pat with regards to that crowd.
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He's a hipster.
 
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Blameitonjorge did a video on the same subject recently. I think it's much more concise and does a better job explaining the connections between the people involved with Project Delta.
I guess people were wondering if Jorge copied Flesh Simulator but he confirmed that he didn't
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New vid about fixing le system.
TL;DR:
  • Politicians that partake in insider trading or bribes are put in a zoo
  • Shorting stocks is made illegal
  • Castle doctrine expanded to all 50 states and further expanded to waiving all human rights should you enter an individual's home with malicious intent
  • Cops should be drafted and not hired(Heavily disagree with this one, the last thing I want is someone who doesn't want to be there in charge of the law)
  • Getting incriminated 31 times is immediate grounds for capital punishment
  • Abolish prison, crime and punishment are divided into three types: Flogging, Exile, or Keelhauling because abolish le prison
  • Crime-exempt zones where people can just go there and kill people(standout murderers are recruited into the armed forces, bet that won't go wrong)
  • Trophy hunting is abolished unless you do it with a baseball bat(Wouldn't that ruin the pelt?)
Some of this shit is turbo-based, some of this is the kind of stuff that would be found in the Reddit megathread. Can't say I approve of this new turn, buddy should go back to making conspiracy theory videos.
 
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Lei Wulong's Left Leg said:
Trophy hunting is abolished unless you do it with a baseball bat(Wouldn't that ruin the pelt?)
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Not sure what trophy hunting has to do with criminal system except for it’s now “illegal” in this video. Someone once explained to me that a lot of trophy hunted animals are going to be killed anyways because they’re a bull or male that is going to cause problems or something, so the preserves figure they should at least raise some money while doing it.
 
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Lowlife Adventures said:
Saw a video of his in the Styx Thread. Immediately thought he was a faggot because he thought it was necessary to clarify that "there's nothing inherently wrong with being a member of the Church of Satan". Also, that detached ironic style he uses just isn't funny.
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He did say on Twitter that he was Bi. Act surprised.
 
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Lowlife Adventures said:
Saw a video of his in the Styx Thread. Immediately thought he was a faggot because he thought it was necessary to clarify that "there's nothing inherently wrong with being a member of the Church of Satan". Also, he just isn't funny.
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BrunoMattei said:
He did say on Twitter that he was Bi. Act surprised.
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There was also the serial killing video where he insisted that the gay pedophiles totally weren't gay and didn't discriminate and it's all about power you guys (except they almost universally targeted young boys). There were comments pushing back against this and I remember he replied to one with "someone's clearly never been molested".
So yeah, that's probably where the fag apologia and the ungodly vocal fry came from.
 
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