Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Francis York Morgan]

Outside the door to a room where Nick writhes around perversely in drag, a small child weeps that her toys have been stolen by her creepy fetishist coke addicted dad, who laughs in her face at her tears.

A tear rolls down her cheek as she learns on that day her father died and Sailor Goon was born.

 

[Captain Manning]

Video removed.

The clips on Stallyn19 and @elb's channel both appear to have been removed for TOS violations.

Oh, there is faggotry afoot tonight. Just like last night.

Probably was due to the part where Zumock went on his gay internet tough guy rant about how his community would follow Nick around and do whatever things those in the Dabbleverse do to one another.

Yeah, but somebody had to manually report it. That's not something content ID would catch. Probably somebody assmad that Nick got BTFO'd so bad. Hell, it might have even been Nick himself. In the last 72 hours or so, he's made some really boneheaded decisions.

 

[Schpoots]

The inevitable end point for all youtube freeze peach warriors has arrived: striking down people that make you look bad.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Outside the door to a room where Nick writhes around perversely in drag, a small child weeps that her toys have been stolen by her creepy fetishist coke addicted dad, who laughs in her face at her tears.

Nick: "okay, 2 bumps of coke and you can play with the sonnichu medallion but I'm not returning your stuffed unicorn for 30 minutes."
daughter crying: "But Daddy, please. I told you last time. I don't want the unicorn back. You wrote 'uncle aaron' on the side in sharpie and the horn smells funny.
Nick: "No, it smells funny and weird. Get it right. And I told you, Sean did that. He doesn't sleep with mommy so you never met him"
daughter crying harder: "Daddy, can you please just forget about the uncle aaron unicorn and start playing with the uncle drex unicorn again?"

 

[AnOminous]

The inevitable end point for all youtube freeze peach warriors has arrived: striking down people that make you look bad.

You know the Nick lie that's coming. He had nothing to do with it.

He just moaned "will no one rid me of this shitposting autist?" How could he have known what his few remaining minions would do?

 

[3MMA]

Its the same thing he has been doing for months in a new form. Nobody knows the truth about what happened except Nick and Nick can't tell us right now. We have to be patient and wait for that promised day when he will be free to tell us "everything". All that we can be sure of us that we don't know the actual truth and that everyone aside from Nick is lying.

Status and looking down on people is really important to Nick. But Nick at this point has lost just about every possible thing that could give him any status. Claiming to know secret things other people might be interested in is about all he has left.

Something I’ve noticed over the years is that when someone who creates things uses a term like unshackled or unleashed, they turn out to be very full of themselves. Think of the pretension alone of thinking your words are so valuable that some version of you or your work, unshackled, is some really grand & valuable thing. I’ve never come across a writer or artist or even a faggot “content creator” (such as Nick is) who hasn’t turned out to have his head permanently stuck up his own asshole, who uses words like unshackled & unleashed to describe his work.

You hit on something very important in the second paragraph, that part about status is dead on, but even more, looking down on others has been almost the totality of Nick’s content for at least two years. He’s looked down on others his entire streaming career though began to focus on any given target for quite a while now. He’s also clearly still behaving that way off camera, when he pops up online seething about whoever he’s decided to try & devalue on any given day. He’s really an utter loser.

I’ve got this idea that Nick may be getting (really bad) advice from the Juju brigade to be a heel to get views now that his good guy schtick is ruined. Looks like he’s listening, Not sure who, but definitely one of them, while he’s still trying to hit on the perfect script or op to revive his PR. I’m sure it’s been floated for Nick to lean into the crazy, as he has on many occasions. Jury is still out on if it’s been intentional, though I think not yet is most likely. It’s still unintentional regarding how insane Nick comes across. I’m waiting for the Balldomale or YungBalldoRippa to arrive as a character one day down the line, on advice of Juju & his pathetic whack pack.

I've been holding on to this for a little while and I thought I'd drop it here.

Nicky's a Cuck (Parody of Judy is a Punk by the Ramones)

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I wanted to drop it when we got the body cam footage but that seems like it's gonna be a while. Vocals, guitar, and bass by me and drums by @Grayson Death Carlyle. I'm not really a good vocalist.

I enjoyed that a lot. I used to play Ramones songs during jam sessions. Subbing in “Nick is a cuck” for “Judy is a punk” works really well. I need to listen again to catch all the lyric changes, but that was a fun surprise. Glad you posted it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

You know the Nick lie that's coming. He had nothing to do with it.

He just moaned "will no one rid me of this shitposting autist?" How could he have known what his few remaining minions would do?

I'd love to see Nick's flag history.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Nick can send all of these super chats to these losers, but he is way too much of a pussy to do it on MATI. The old Nick would be taking it to null directly while also flexing on the kiwifags, but I guess he is too poor or too bitchmade to do it now. It's a damn shame too, I bet all of us here would feel particularly FELTED if he showed up on MATI and told us how retarded we are and what is actually happening and how corrupt the government is and how socially awkward null is. But alas, too much of a pussy to stream, too much of a pussy to super chat MATI.

 

[AnOminous]

He’s also clearly still behaving that way off camera, when he pops up online seething about whoever he’s decided to try & devalue on any given day. He’s really an utter loser.

He used to get paid to do that. Now he has to be a seething reply guy and actually PAY the guy he's insulting just to get attention.

How the mighty have fallen!

 

[Peace Through Power]

I'd love to see Nick's flag history.

It couldn't have been Nick. He was buying boulders in Minneapolis with his kid

 

[Captain Manning]

I'd love to see Nick's flag history.

So would I. I bet you it's dirty as fuck.

We all know he's only about freeze peach until it affects him negatively.

Zumock went in pretty hard on April too (who is, in fact, a whore). Maybe April said she wouldn't suck his Balldo anymore if he didn't strike shit making fun of her being a whorrrrrrrrre.

It couldn't have been Nick. He was buying boulders in Minneapolis with his kid

Oh, well, we can fix that then.

@Haru Okumura... *eyes narrow* go find Zidan.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Case caption during the Wrangling (as late as 10/14) Willmar
Case caption on 10/23 - Back to Spicer

Apparently Nick's recent outbursts correlates to moving back to the spergatory in Spicer

Here's hoping to the next time he starts up a stream and he already looks like this again

Now THAT would be a recovery

 

[Journoscum]

I know Zumock is a pet cow of Karl and the tards over there, so I expect some intense balldo guarding in the near future.
Get on stream if you're gonna be a retard online, Nick. This 'pop in chat' gimmick is dimeless, brother.

 

[Captain Manning]

When pressed as to whether he flagged those clips down, Nick gave the following cryptic reply:

I didn’t flag those clips down. That’s not true. That’s not true and a matter of fact, no it’s not true, no it’s not true, FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER, NO IT’S NOT TRUE! PIECE OF SHIT, AND IF I HAD TO GUESS IT WAS PROBABLY YOU THAT FUCKING FLAGGED THEM DOWN, MOTHERFUCKING LYING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER!
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Uhhh... I mean... no, but it's so funny weird you would ask me that.

 

[AnOminous]

This 'pop in chat' gimmick is dimeless, brother.

Nick used to be the king of superberries. He could just rake in thousands by paying tribute to people's dead hamsters and then taking a shot.

Now he is on the other side of the equation.

Nobody gives a flying fuck about Balldo any more.

He has to pay even to be noticed by anyone else. He's gone from the king of milking paypigs to being a paypig to people who despise him.

He literally paypigged three times to someone I never even heard of just to whine about him.

What a weak loser!

Imagine someone with like 2K followers or whatever is dissing you, and you're PAYING just for some of that tiny audience to see you coping and seething about it.

LMAO.

 

[Stiffy]

Nick is having a typical Cluster B meltdown right now because he's in reality the mental age of a toddler. Covert/vulnerable narcissist, or Borderline they're basically one in the same. He's extremely thin skinned, and can't take any criticism without going secondary psychopath and angrily lashing out at his detractors no matter how foolish it is in his current postion.
Only he does it in the most faggoty, passive aggressive manner possible by using others to do his bidding. In this case personally reporting to Youtube all these clips he was triggered by so they contact the channels. He may not have expected Chad to go off on him after the donation. Also Steeltoe's commentary on the Chad Zumock blasting just got removed too. I was in the middle of watching it, and poof it was gone Lol Nick is SPIRALING bad.......

 

[Captain Manning]

I know Zumock is a pet cow of Karl and the tards over there, so I expect some intense balldo guarding in the near future.

Karl doesn't deserve pet cows. I have seen his content posted in the Melton thread and it is absolute dogshit. Way worse than even Aaron (and Aaron isn't very good).

I haven't seen enough Zumock to really form a good opinion about him, but what I saw today from him was leaps and bounds more entertaining than anything I have seen from Karl.

 

[Sharpeteer]

So would I. I bet you it's dirty as fuck.

We all know he's only about freeze peach until it affects him negatively.

Zumock went in pretty hard on April too (who is, in fact, a whore). Maybe April said she wouldn't suck his Balldo anymore if he didn't strike shit making fun of her being a whorrrrrrrrre.

Spoiler: Nick Rekieta's flag history List

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[Funny Internet Racist]

Interesting matter of public record attached… except this time, it’s not about Nick. It’s about his lawyer, Francis Herbert White III.

Some context: Francis is extremely conservative. He is a Barneswalker. He is a 25-year veteran of the United States Air Force. He loves the United States Constitution, almost as much as he loves getting into twitter slapfights about how Trump is God’s gift to humanity. He has three children.

On September 11th, 2024, the same day that Nick Rekieta “completed recovery,” one of Francis’s sons, 26-year-old Thomas Francis White, filed a name and gender change request to the state of Minnesota.

In the Matter of the Application of Thomas Francis White for a Change of Name (82-CV-24-4527): Thomas Francis White wishes to now be known as “Layla Marie White” and have his gender changed from male to female.

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As if to remove any doubt, “Layla” even cited the reason for the name change in the petition:

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The address that “Layla” put on the name change request is the same house that Francis and his wife Fredericka currently own. The $300.00 fee has been paid. There is a remote hearing scheduled for December. And the attorney on record in this matter? None other than Francis Herbert White III.

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When Rekieta’s godawful motion to suppress was filed, many in this thread (myself included) voiced their confusion at how any lawyer would let such a sloppy document clearly written by their defendant bear their own name. But now, I think I understand.

We can’t be too hard on Francis. He has been distracted by things at home. The unthinkable has happened. His son has trooned out.

Babe, wake up. New Qover member just dropped!

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Field weight vs lab weight are going to vary and the weight of the bag needs to be taken into account. Possible, I guess.

Does it though? I'm unsure of the law around this but I do know that when drugs are mixed with other substances the law was changed so that you count the whole lot as the drug, I'm wondering if the baggie also counts towards the drug weight.