I vote that the existence of a small tribe of simian fartchilds who infest the hovel and spitefully assist the pig man in his slaughter of their full-flesh niglet kin be added to Pig Canon
The holiest Pig Man somehow allows the simian fartchildren into his squealing crusade against nigger younglings and prepare the feast made out of youngling niggeroni. Pig Deity provides.
Rick would buy all stock of pepperoni instantly because he's poor. He's also fat and a slobbering gluttonous pigman.
Remove the leaves and make more ebonic and/or gaseous and we have ourselves viable fatrick minions
Wrong again, stalker. Quasi war ended with $80k compensation.
To be fair, Brian Keene is also up and Patposting right now. Maybe it's an essential part of the breakfast of champions.
From a quick google he lives in new york and its like 7:30ish now, so maybe a lil early for patposting but hardly out of the normal variance.
A lack of sleep can make you fat. When you don’t sleep enough your body’s hunger hormones get all messed up. Ghrelin and leptin drop and you end up feeling hungry even when you shouldn’t be. Sleep deprivation leads to higher cortisol levels which encourages your body to store more fat; especially in your fat fucking head. Also you’re more likely to crave junk food and be too tired to exercise which adds to a weight gain problem. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Pat is a fat fucking cunt with bitch tits.
constantly drinking does hell on your ability to sleep too. I stopped drinking in part as I've gotten older even just a few beers once a week would be enough to fuck up my sleep cycles.
There are three guarantees in life. Death, taxes, and Patrick being fat.
That's just your lying eyes committing felonies, stalker. Enjoy prison.
No, Stalker, I will not wait for the knock. The Police know I won't. The FBI know you will. Enjoy prison, and gay impact.Happy 3600 page, stlaker children. Wait for the knock, enjoy next streak and more niggeroni.
