Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[HansKlokBier]

Yes, he cracked youtube shorts algorithm,

He cracked nothing, he just got lucky his shorts were pushed by Youtube's algorithm.

 

[chickenlicense]

Honestly, he only "cracked" shorts by being persistent. Honestly all it takes is one clip to gain traction, YouTube algorithm goes "ooo, spam them more!".

No, sorry, he also realised that unchecking the "notify subs" box would reduce interactions as YouTube would notice if subscribers don't bother to look at your shorts.

Unticking the box means YouTube shoves it into everyone's face. More viewers, greater chance of engagement, yadda yadda.

He's also a natural bullshitter, he speaks with confidence about everything and his totally natural second puberty voice is marginally better to listen to than the thousands of others doing the exact same thing as him.

I don't think his content is worth listening to, and I don't enjoy his gameplay, but I'm an old fart who thinks Thor talks out of his arse/gives the most ridiculously generic advice to people who can't use their own braincells so I'm not really his target audience.

 

[Email]

I wanted to look over his streams to get a feel for his workflow and make an effort post.
13 days of 12 hour streams later, I can say that he's only seen three total "scripts" and wrote like 4 lines worth of fields inside of a dictionary for a Minecraft mod.
Between talking to chat, playing games, and talking to literally who's, he's probably burnt out and tech-debted on shart bound.
My bets are that YandereDev is more productive since he doesn't have a successful side career slopping on stream clips into shorts.

What a faggot.

 

[Relinquish]

In case you're wondering why the page number suddenly gone up, it's because the posts from the old thread have been merged

 

[Chris Konon]

He cracked nothing, he just got lucky his shorts were pushed by Youtube's algorithm.

You are right, I'm retarded for crediting him with anything. Everything was handled to him either by his father, or by pure luck.

 

[BiggestBuford]

I wanted to look over his streams to get a feel for his workflow and make an effort post.
13 days of 12 hour streams later, I can say that he's only seen three total "scripts" and wrote like 4 lines worth of fields inside of a dictionary for a Minecraft mod.
Between talking to chat, playing games, and talking to literally who's, he's probably burnt out and tech-debted on shart bound.
My bets are that YandereDev is more productive since he doesn't have a successful side career slopping on stream clips into shorts.

What a faggot.

God bless anyone who can sit through even a single 12 hour stream of Maldy's shit. I genuinely want to see him say more retarded shit but it's not worth these long ass streams. Hopefully he just continues uploading YouTube videos and shorts of him being retarded

 

[BiggestBuford]

You are right, I'm retarded for crediting him with anything. Everything was handled to him either by his father, or by pure luck.

It's ok man, he just socially engineered you a little

 

[GeldKampf]

I went on Steam to see how much Rivals of Aether II is and it is $26.99 on a 10% discount. Normally it's $29.99. Fuck that. It looks like a shitty Smash Bros. clone. Why would anyone of sound mind pay for this if you know the devs are troons/troon-affiliated? Also looks like there's a fair amount of furshit in the game, so no wonder Jason is eager to promote it.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

and his totally natural second puberty voice

See. I could almost buy that. My voice did the same. But it’s Thor so I don’t. I do look forward to the day when he pisses off the people that have evidence it is fake. Like the people that set up podiums at that award show where he won.

 

[Shieldman]

What role does Mald have with this game exactly? I know he's part of the publisher (which is funny because he has rants about how bad publishers are for you).

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[DHugo]

PatricianTV, the guy who made very long Bethesda reviews (20hr Skyrim), asking wtf is going on with Maldi's game:

https://x.com/patrician_tv/status/1849442281725595810

I'm unable to archive rn, could someone post screens of it?

 

[KosherFarms.net]

See. I could almost by that. My voice did the same. But it’s Thor so I don’t. I do look forward to the day when he pisses off the people that have evidence it is fake. Like the people that set up podiums at that award show where he won.

can you stop calling this stupid faggot "thor" His name is jason hall and his preferred pronouns are maldavius/figtree.

 

[Whatevermancer]

PatricianTV, the guy who made very long Bethesda reviews (20hr Skyrim), asking wtf is going on with Maldi's game:

https://x.com/patrician_tv/status/1849442281725595810

I'm unable to archive rn, could someone post screens of it?

I don't know, why it would be significant, but sure:

Spoiler

 

[6MillionCoofs]

can you stop calling this stupid faggot "thor" His name is jason hall and his preferred pronouns are maldavius/figtree.

Now you just want to make me do it cause it annoys people lol

 

[All Smiles]

What role does Mald have with this game exactly? I know he's part of the publisher (which is funny because he has rants about how bad publishers are for you).

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I assume it went something like "hey, if we give you a cut of the games profits, can you promote it and pretend like you were part of the team that made it?"

 

[Panzekampfwagen Einz]

I don't know, why it would be significant, but sure:

Spoiler

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It is significant since PatricianTV is supporting SKG campaign and is a well regarded in the cRPG community.
We need bigger names calling out Mald's bullshit.

 

[Shieldman]

PatricianTV

Pat interviewed Ross a couple of months ago and it seems to me he has a bone to pick with Mald.
I remember that time he had a small feud with NeverKnowsBest, he strikes me as someone that actually enjoys gossip and drama, he might even read this thread at some point.

 

[LovisXVI]

I remember that time he had a small feud with NeverKnowsBest, he strikes me as someone that actually enjoys gossip and drama, he might even read this thread at some point.

If I were a betting man, I would say he has posted in this thread. He strikes me as the sort of hateful internet denizen that thrives here (like me).

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I went on Steam to see how much Rivals of Aether II is and it is $26.99 on a 10% discount. Normally it's $29.99. Fuck that. It looks like a shitty Smash Bros. clone. Why would anyone of sound mind pay for this if you know the devs are troons/troon-affiliated? Also looks like there's a fair amount of furshit in the game, so no wonder Jason is eager to promote it.

It's worse than that, it's a shitty Smash Bros. MELEE clone. Melee 2 will never happen, guys.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

MELEE clone. Melee 2 will never happen, guys.

They do not even want Melee 2. They want what they’ve turned it into over the last 20 years. About 3 flat stages, 3 characters and that’s it.

99% of the game they don’t want. Which is why Melee 2 will never happen. It’s bad enough Ultimate humours them via options.