Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Evilronald]

Tempted to say trooning out should mean your kids are taken away.

I think that it’s a given that a troon parent should be institutionalized.




This man was a doctor and had a beautiful and happy family but trooned out and works retail now. It’s clearly mental illness and needs to be dealt with by intensive therapy.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

She got a big booty.

She looks like every tough butch Latina lesbian alive in the South West US. The Michelle Rodriguez type. They all have the most girly girlfriends too, just like she does.

 

[Necrosan]

I think that it’s a given that a troon parent should be institutionalized.
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This man was a doctor and had a beautiful and happy family but trooned out and works retail now. It’s clearly mental illness and needs to be dealt with by intensive therapy.

I have to commend them sometimes. Being 58, having ruined your life for a fetish and NOT swallowing a 12 gauge when you look at the mirror is an actual skill.

 

[Xev]

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Troon jealous of their little sister and another one jealous of their daughter. “Embrace the inner small girl wanting love and attention.” What the actual fuck.

These troons will be in shambles if these girls ever decide to poon out one day. Honestly it's what these troons deserve but I wouldn't wish that on the kids.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

This just isn't true so you ended up sounding like a clueless troon yourself.

Women have different sexual anatomy to men. Women and men have different sexual arousal and climax patterns. Deal with it.

I think it's just a guy who has never pleased a woman

Women have different sexual anatomy to men. Women and men have different sexual arousal and climax patterns. Deal with it.

 

[AfghanBlue]

A tragically belated attack of sanity.

Aaaaaaaand it's gone.

Onwards.

Amongst a lot of bleak and cringe hornyposting I won't subject you to, we have this oft repeated claim.

If it is true, it's because YOU bunch of porn addicted troons are self searching and vastly boosting the numbers then taking that as a hillarious smug that you are popular, leaving alone the fact that the average hon probably doesn't look much like the average porn star .

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I love seeing the flashes of the last few hold outs of HSTS on these subs, who pour cold water on coom fest by inconveniently remebering that horny nerd is not actually a good image..


Fight on queens, doomed as thou art.
They are disgusting and you are right.

 

[DavidS877]

According to one study by Journal of Sexual Medicine with 2,304 female participants, it takes about 7 minutes on average for a woman to orgasm during masturbation.
Other studies say that average orgasm time for a man during masturbation is 5-7 minutes so masturbation time is actually one of the things that is similar between the sexes. Either way though, it's a moot discussion anyways as a lot of troons who go through with cutting their dick off admit that their libidos are dead through hormone use or simply mental illness. It's the ones who already had sex lives that end up regretting it the most.

Men's masturbation material:

Women's:

 

[Fapcop]

HAAALPP!!! MY FRIEND IS GROWING UP, BECOMING MORE MATURE AND REJECTING INSANITY! HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS?!

Presenting a sad tale of a young pooner who is deeply concerned she’s getting left behind by her increasingly based former best friend. Should she tell her, that her new normie cishet (EEW!) friends are a bad influence?!




Oh yeah, lil pooner! You’re TOTALLY concerned about her living an “unfulfilling life” without obscure art interests and hanging out with mentally ill people and sexual deviants. It’s totally not a selfish feeling of being left behind. Not at all!

I actually felt a tiny bit bad for the lil’ dood until she got to the part with “she used to care about weird social issues, now she’s ASKING QUESTIONS?!? And hanging with normies!”

I reckon there are many lil doods like her. Misfit girls who never grew out of their cringe phase as they became women, and now exist in a state of permanent regression.

 

[Candidate No 7]

The GC movement has only propaganda and zero academic research. It relies on a feedback loop of hand picked, complicit media nodes who are all in the same online group

Imagine posting that as country after country moves away from medical transition of youth and even in the US where the infection started the bodies responsible for it are struggling to defend it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

And for a possible bonus L are they track marks in the crook of her arm?

Doubt it they're too scattered. Trackmarks would be clustered more in the center and down following the vein. There are fine veins further out on the elbow but on the inside towards the torso, she has marks where theres no easy vein big enough, really fine veins blow up.
Plus she's got a big thick vein you can see heading down her forearm, if she was banging dope that'd be an obvious place and it would probably be gone from overuse.
My guess is eczema or just general pooner hygeine and ocd scratching.

 

[Louisville Slugger]

Two spirit is actually to do with native American third gender stuff, although they have redefinednand twisted a lot of that too

Two-Spirit was made up in the early 90s and most Native tribes find the term and its nonsensical origin to be offensive.

 

[FinnSven]

Doubt it they're too scattered. Trackmarks would be clustered more in the center and downn following the vein. There are fine veins further out on the elbow but on the inside towards the torso, she has marks where theres no easy vein big enough, really fine veins blow up.
Plus she's got a big thick vein you can see heading down her forearm, if she was banging dope that'd be an obvious place and it would probably be gone from overuse.
My guess is eczema or just general pooner hygeine and ocd scratching.

I concur.

She looks too "healthy" to be regularly shooting anything, let alone enough smack to make her arm look like a pincushion.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

HAAALPP!!! MY FRIEND IS GROWING UP, BECOMING MORE MATURE AND REJECTING INSANITY! HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS?!

Presenting a sad tale of a young pooner who is deeply concerned she’s getting left behind by her increasingly based former best friend. Should she tell her, that her new normie cishet (EEW!) friends are a bad influence?!

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Oh yeah, lil pooner! You’re TOTALLY concerned about her living an “unfulfilling life” without obscure art interests and hanging out with mentally ill people and sexual deviants. It’s totally not a selfish feeling of being left behind. Not at all!

I actually felt a tiny bit bad for the lil’ dood until she got to the part with “she used to care about weird social issues, now she’s ASKING QUESTIONS?!? And hanging with normies!”

I reckon there are many lil doods like her. Misfit girls who never grew out of their cringe phase as they became women, and now exist in a state of permanent regression.

Gen-Z Queers are about to have the rudest awakening when they learn all the people who said they were Androgynous, Bi, or Pan in High School and College were just talking out their asses to be trendy.

I do feel a little sorry for the ones who might have been talked into transitioning due to the social contagion of trooning out that developed in their formative years. But as this generation says Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes.

 

[Fapcop]

Gen-Z Queers are about to have the rudest awakening when they learn all the people who said they were Androgynous, Bi, or Pan in High School and College were just talking out their asses to be trendy.

I do feel a little sorry for the ones who might have been talked into transitioning due to the social contagion of trooning out that developed in their formative years. But as this generation says Play Stupid Games Win Stupid Prizes.

You know, it’s almost as if it might be a good idea to outlaw shit like hormones and titty cutting for anyone under 18?!

I know, I know… Extremist rhetoric.

Still, just saying.

It has to suck to be the wild pooner who got the most attention when she was 16 for pooning out and getting surgeries, and see former friends increasingly not giving a damn and turning normie.

 

[Syikeblade]

HAAALPP!!! MY FRIEND IS GROWING UP, BECOMING MORE MATURE AND REJECTING INSANITY! HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS?!

Presenting a sad tale of a young pooner who is deeply concerned she’s getting left behind by her increasingly based former best friend. Should she tell her, that her new normie cishet (EEW!) friends are a bad influence?!

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Oh yeah, lil pooner! You’re TOTALLY concerned about her living an “unfulfilling life” without obscure art interests and hanging out with mentally ill people and sexual deviants. It’s totally not a selfish feeling of being left behind. Not at all!

I actually felt a tiny bit bad for the lil’ dood until she got to the part with “she used to care about weird social issues, now she’s ASKING QUESTIONS?!? And hanging with normies!”

I reckon there are many lil doods like her. Misfit girls who never grew out of their cringe phase as they became women, and now exist in a state of permanent regression.

I find it interesting how she mentioned her friend acting like a normal feminine lady, and implies that her trans friends are not.

 

[peepooman]

At the very least there should be some sort of sex-offender like legal restriction on being anywhere near schools/children.

Any sort of online posting that extols the virtues of trooning out should be treated as attempted grooming. Ideally a gender dysphoria diagnosis should come bundled with a lifetime ban for every online site and service that allows interaction with other users and has minors on it.

 

[behindyourightnow]

According to one study by Journal of Sexual Medicine with 2,304 female participants, it takes about 7 minutes on average for a woman to orgasm during masturbation.

Any, literally any, study published in a place like the Journal of Sexual Medicine should be looked at critically with the question "What kind of people participated in this study? Is the kind of person who would participate in a study to measure orgasm time representative of the general population?"

Same reason I don't trust any of those "X percent of women/men show sexual arousal when looking at images of..." factoids. Would the average normie on the street agree to participate in a study where scientists hook things up to their genitals and then show them weird videos? Or does the nature of the research mean that it's inherently geared towards perverts, or at least people with very high levels of openness to experience?

If it is true, it's because YOU bunch of porn addicted troons are self searching and vastly boosting the numbers then taking that as a hillarious smug that you are popular, leaving alone the fact that the average hon probably doesn't look much like the average porn star .

Or like I've said here before, it's because a lot of people seek out a taboo when they are jerking off, and don't want to actually date a tranny any more than they actually want to settle down with their stepsister.

I love seeing the flashes of the last few hold outs of HSTS on these subs, who pour cold water on coom fest by inconveniently remebering that horny nerd is not actually a good image..

The prohibition on acknowledging the HSTS/AGP distinction must cause these sad gay men so much confusion and mental anguish lol. They need to demand a tranny separatism movement.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Troons discussing how much having e moobs sucks, especially re: trying to fit into bras designed for bio women or how they developed tuberous breasts from their magical girljuice

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i simply can't be the only transfem on hrt for whom bras just don't work, not because I'm flat but because they're too far apart, right? like they seem to simply not make these things for wider girls without huge bazongas to match.

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no, triple d cup here and i’m totally with you here; i basically never wear a bra and then when i do i’m basically always wearing it “wrong” even at the best of times; i definitely fair a lot better with wider bandsize but even though me and my (cis) fiancée’s boobs are basically the same relative size and shape when we’re topless, bras sit completely differently on us and we measure to different sizes

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this and like they're conetits so if I measure for cup size where they stick out furthest like you're supposed to it winds up being a big enough size to have gaping cups where nipples reach forward to the inside of the bra but rest of boob doesn't even come close

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I basically only wear bralettes anymore for exactly this reason. My chest is pretty wide-set and while they look pretty big and shapely when I'm topless, when I'm wearing a quote-unquote 'real bra' they get pushed together to an almost unnatural look. There are bra brands out there that sit right on me, but they're few and far between so I mainly stick with the bralettes or tops with a built-in bra and some kind of thin pad to cover my nipples so they aren't poking through all the time.

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like for my circumference they seem to only make them from C cups upwards, and realistically I'm an A, maybe a B at most. but also the cups of the bras ive tried are never in the right position at all. i think last time i tried to find some they were actually B cups from some specialty plus size store but they just. didnt fit right anywhere

Someone that claims to have helped MTFs find well fitting bras attempted to do the same in the comments, only to get told to fuck off because THIS IS A RANT POST FOR TGIRLIES ONLY DAMMIT

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Not transfem myself, but I've helped some transfems experiment with bra sizing. Some people find it helpful fit-wise to go down a cup size or two from the size they're "supposed" to be. It can help compensate for the difference in spacing. I think this is more common knowledge these days, but it might be worth a try for anyone who hasn't already given it a go.

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guess what? that doesnt work. because im too wide (and fat), theres no bigger band size to go up and no other cup size to go down. the widest bra with the smallest available cups? just straight up dont work for me. theyre not wide enough, the cups are too big, and the cups are simply not at the correct positions. i already tried specialty plus-size shops. the reality is there is simply no options for bras available for some transfem bodies. aside from like oversized sports bras

also i was actually Not Asking For Advice this post was made specifically out of frustration for nothing working and then getting this kinda advice everytime i say nothing works.

this post is for any of the other tgirlies, for who advice like yours just doesnt solve Shit, and hoped i could relate with them and they could relate with me.

 

[Vi0l3t]

HAAALPP!!! MY FRIEND IS GROWING UP, BECOMING MORE MATURE AND REJECTING INSANITY! HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS?!

Presenting a sad tale of a young pooner who is deeply concerned she’s getting left behind by her increasingly based former best friend. Should she tell her, that her new normie cishet (EEW!) friends are a bad influence?!

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Oh yeah, lil pooner! You’re TOTALLY concerned about her living an “unfulfilling life” without obscure art interests and hanging out with mentally ill people and sexual deviants. It’s totally not a selfish feeling of being left behind. Not at all!

I actually felt a tiny bit bad for the lil’ dood until she got to the part with “she used to care about weird social issues, now she’s ASKING QUESTIONS?!? And hanging with normies!”

I reckon there are many lil doods like her. Misfit girls who never grew out of their cringe phase as they became women, and now exist in a state of permanent regression.

Its almost as if most people grow and change as they age and at 20 is not like her 14 year old self. Jfc its called a phase teens go through them constantly.

 

[AfghanBlue]

HAAALPP!!! MY FRIEND IS GROWING UP, BECOMING MORE MATURE AND REJECTING INSANITY! HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS?!

Presenting a sad tale of a young pooner who is deeply concerned she’s getting left behind by her increasingly based former best friend. Should she tell her, that her new normie cishet (EEW!) friends are a bad influence?!

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Oh yeah, lil pooner! You’re TOTALLY concerned about her living an “unfulfilling life” without obscure art interests and hanging out with mentally ill people and sexual deviants. It’s totally not a selfish feeling of being left behind. Not at all!

I actually felt a tiny bit bad for the lil’ dood until she got to the part with “she used to care about weird social issues, now she’s ASKING QUESTIONS?!? And hanging with normies!”

I reckon there are many lil doods like her. Misfit girls who never grew out of their cringe phase as they became women, and now exist in a state of permanent regression.

She really can't manage to make the friend sound wrong.
What should she be doing, getting an arts degree that will get her fuck all money not benefit her, and pay the same for it?
(you have to practice art to get good at it and you can do that yourself-now, you don't even need the schools library or reading lists with the wealth of lectures online, etc)
She can get some money, then go back to the art in a few years when her and normie boyf decide to have kids and she can stay at home. Because he has money too.
Even the thing about her social media-if it was just loads of vain, do nothing selfies sure, but it sound slike she's out and about with people doing things, and is obviously gonna be tagged in those pictures.
She's not jealous CISHET COUPLE are banging their way around forigen beaches, honest! She's missing class, is the thing!

Her high school friends sound like aggressive boring retards. Hard lives, lol, doubt.
The story about the kid with the trans obsessed parents?
This is honestly so badly not in her favour it could be a troll post. Be hillarious if it's true and honest.