DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
* Open DSP stream randomly
* He's yapping while looking at sandwiches

It's always unintentionally hilarious when you open Phil's stream because something like that is happening or he's begging.

The game probably has his main marked as a captive whale or something. Phil was begging for $300 so he could do the $200 one.
In my short experience with gacha games (LLSIF the goat, fucking Bushiroad retards ruined it with AS and SIF2 fuck I'm mad now), new and freemium players always get all kinds of offers and "starter" packs that are good for the value. Like "2 dollars and a 10+1UR guaranteed pull" kind of deal as a way to get you hooked. Whales obviously have gone through all of those, so Phil being surprised to see the 200 dollar one means he probably already did it and was too drunk to remember.

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Phil in Warski's chat last night at 2am his time
Big ups Thatbeingsaid https://x.com/thatbeing_said/status/1849412830253941167
As someone who just admitted to having played a cute, anime rhythm game, this is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
 
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>This has never happened to me
Because you still fail to grasp the idea that it's the streamer, not the game. Until you actually learn what that means, you'll continue in this same loop of hoping and praying for the one magical game that's going to come along save your career. You're still just sitting around waiting for game developers to give you the tools you need instead of actually learning how to entertain an audience.

It really is baffling that phil has been doing this for 15 years, and he still doesn't understand youtube/streaming.
He used to at least attempt to be entertaining by making jokes and references but he became too lazy to even do that and expects the chat to make his commentary interesting. His excuse being that he's not a children's entertainer.
 
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So, what are the odds that his mods created those channels, or those are all Phil’s doing? Either way, what in the actual fuck?
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