Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

EDIT: If the fostering were discontinued, of course this might be tenable, but I saw nothing in the previous posts to imply this was the argument.

The argument was a general attempt to find some even vaguely plausible explanation as to why Nick and Kayla would move out of their own home into a home owned by Nick's parents for maybe a month or so. Something related to child custody seemed at least a somewhat plausible though still imperfect direction to think about.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I disagree.

I follow Rekieta very closely, and know him somewhat well (as much as you can from online only contact), and the thought of the 9 year old on coke never crossed my mind.

Hell, you can even say I'm a Nick alog. And despite that, it still never crossed my mind. I don't even like participating in the child abuse speculation (which was thankfully spun off in its own thread).

Him doing coke? Absolutely. No surprise there. The 9 Y/O? Like, WTF?

Am I still too nice? I dunno, but I think most people were shocked at that revelation. He always seems to exceed everybody's expectations in terms of his depravity.

It didn't cross your mind, but it did cross the mind of others.

People who both liked and disliked Nick recognized that he was a father of five relatively young children. It had been clear that Nick was taking drugs and it was getting worse over time. Nick streams from his home. Nick takes drugs on his breaks. People generally know why one shouldn't have hard drugs in a house with children, including the likelihood that adults with impaired judgement make it easier for children to gain access to said drugs.

A child being exposed to drugs in the home of a drug using parent isn't unique to Nick Rekieta. Sadly, it happens often enough and some children don't survive the encounter. Heavy alcohol use and infidelity in a marriage contributing to an unstable home life are, again, predictable. These people don't need to be an Internet personality like Nick to invite this kind of Hell either.

From what I gather, you don't seem too nice. More likely you found it unthinkable because you aren't familiar with such scenarios. I hear "family of 5 young kids, mom is a pillhead and dad is a heavy drinker and hard drug user and both are swinger sexual degenerates" and I imagine open visits from sexual partners in front of the kids, filthy house, neglected kids with possible exposure to drugs/alcohol/sexual material, lots of yelling, and an eventual visit from the police. The signs were there and the arrest was confirmation for the bulk of it.

Anyone thinking that Nick could do all this and somehow not impact his children negatively would require Rekietian leaps in logic, that is to say, the mindset of an addict. Families (particularly large ones) just don't work this way, and Nick invited all of his troubles into his own home where his children reside.

The consequences were severe and horrifying, but ultimately predictable. This is because Nick's issue wasn't that Nick just couldn't handle his drug use and whoring around, but that he did it at all as a father of five, and not just because he was an Internet celebrity. It has ruined the lives of parents and children alike even without that kind of celebrity (yet another reason why it's silly for anyone to blame KF for Nick's downfall).

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

tl;dr

• Nick and Kayla proposed the grandparents moving in to the house the children were removed from while they moved out
• Nick and Kayla subsequently indeed changed their address
• Sweep said KCHHS wanted a plan if Nick and Kayla's proposal were to be accepted
• Sweep later said that the children can't be fostered in a "home" that they had been "removed from"

I think it makes sense given all information.

The most likely scenarios is imho:

• The kids stayed in the "home", the drug user had to move out to live elsewhere.
• The new guardians the kids are supervised by, parents, stay with them in the house.
• Nick and Kayla only have restricted access and must be supervised during visits

That also explains why Nick can't stream, he is not allowed in the house on his own.
He will have a supervisor with him at all times and you can imagine how well his lying on stream would go over with any informed person in the room that has to watch his dumb ass.

 

[AnOminous]

The argument was a general attempt to find some even vaguely plausible explanation as to why Nick and Kayla would move out of their own home into a home owned by Nick's parents for maybe a month or so.

No, it was a reference back to the fact they had actually explicitly proposed such a plan in the hearing where Alicia Sweep testified, a plan she rejected for a number of reasons.

Anyone thinking that Nick could do all this and somehow not impact his children negatively would require Rekietian leaps in logic, that is to say, the mindset of an addict.

My opinion once it became obvious Nick was a drug user, and not just a casual one, was that even just being wasted all the time around your kids is low-key abuse, and you're effectively an absent parent if blasted out of your mind is your usual state. I was still not anticipating a nine year old testing consistent with heavy use.

 

[Vibralldo]

• Nick and Kayla proposed the grandparents moving in to the house the children were removed from while they moved out
• Nick and Kayla subsequently indeed changed their address
• Sweep said KCHHS wanted a plan if Nick and Kayla's proposal were to be accepted
• Sweep later said that the children can't be fostered in a "home" that they had been "removed from"

"The kids are back home full time! (I just had to move out because I'm not allowed to live with them)" is exactly the kind of word twisting half truth bury the lede bullshit Nick would do that I believe it

 

[Oxyjen]

Speaking of this, is there anywhere I can see a collection of all his schizo posts? I’m surprised he hasn’t been found in other websites, I’d love to see more of this guy. He can’t just be behaving like a total lunatic just in nick’s locals chat, he has to be like this in other communities.

I suspect that he simply doesn’t exist outside of the Baldoverse context, and is in fact a sort of ethereal manifestation brought forth by the collective dark energy of the Rekieta family and the orbiters in the Locals chat. An egregore of sorts feeding off the drug fuelled malevolence and transgressive behaviour of Nick, perhaps originally spawned by the donning of the Sonichu medallion. A Harbinger of The Merge.

 

[Soapmore]

I suspect that he simply doesn’t exist outside of the Baldoverse context, and is in fact a sort of ethereal manifestation brought forth by the collective dark energy of the Rekieta family and the orbiters on in the Locals chat. An egregore of sorts feeding off the drug fuelled malevolence and transgressive behaviour of Nick, perhaps originally spawned by the donning of the Sonichu medallion. A Harbinger of The Merge.

Well said, and I concur with the sentiment. In the end I suspect the best thing that can be said about Still-Life is that he is just one person.

 

[datura_binge]

I would like to add, drugs totally aside, you have to remember this dude was getting WASTED on liquor all afternoon and all night almost every single day on these streams and was waking up to function based entirely on his fake narcolepsy diagnosis and his provigil (which is drugs guys ...). I have a toddler and work from home myself and guess what, its just not tenable to get wasted and then try to "look after" kids in any capacity. Imo even if Nick didn't do any drugs at all, the amount of alcohol he was consuming made his ass an addict right off, and a poor father at best.

The defense of this would be "well I handle my liquor well" which, I hate to break it to you Nick, but if you can drink a handle of liquor and function the next day you absolutely have a drinking problem. And I wouldn't call "being unable to keep up with basic house chores and open a streaming window on time" functioning either.

 

[AnOminous]

Well said, and I concur with the sentiment. In the end I suspect the best thing that can be said about Still-Life is that he is just one person.

I picture him having string warts, a greasy beard crusty from dried cum, a nearly nonexistent left arm and a heavily muscled right forearm from constantly cooming to pictures of dead children.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Back when Nick started flirting with the wine moms on his locals he really let it get to his head, Nick thought he was the ultimate pimp, he was gonna lose the shackles that government, family and god had placed upon him to talk about sex and balldos instead of trump and guns, to compete with all the twenty something e-whores, it was brilliant plan that couldn't possible fail.
Everyone here warned him, even back then that Locals would ultimately destroy him.
Nick was fucking delusional then and he's delusional now, look what he's reduced to, sliding into the chats of Aaron's worthless alogs to do gay-ops while thinking he's the slickest guy ever, the way he attempts to manipulate people with self deprecation and insinuation is absurdly transparent.

He's done the shower call act with nearly every person in the sektur and lawtube and now that no one will pick up the phone for him he's started in on the dabbleverse, he was all in on Melton and giving him legal advice to screw with Aaron until it was revealed what a disgusting and depraved paedophile Melton was, so then he moves on to Chad who saw straight through the fucker and called him out for what he was.

I don't know much about the dabbleverse but who are the next most prominent Aaron alogs that Nick's likely gonna slide into the chat of?

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

I hear "family of 5 young kids, mom is a pillhead and dad is a heavy drinker and hard drug user and both are swinger sexual degenerates" and I imagine open visits from sexual partners in front of the kids, filthy house, neglected kids with possible exposure to drugs/alcohol/sexual material, lots of yelling, and an eventual visit from the police. The signs were there and the arrest was confirmation for the bulk of it.

Bingo. Nick & Kayla met Aaron & April in October 2023. The arrest in May 2024. Nearly 7 months later, 3 of them arrested. A bit surprised it went on for that long.

Between the amount of times drugs were used, the amount of drugs used, the amount of children in the home, the amount of adults they were around (family, friends, church), and Nick, Aaron, and April's online presence, I'm shocked an arrest didn't happen within the first 2 to 3 months of the degeneracy once the 4 of them met.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hence, while I'm not saying this has actually happened, I don't think it's "impossible." That's a pretty strong word from what we know.

Unlikely, perhaps.

A very fair distinction. I appreciate the added detail, and minor correction.

If I had a job as a streamer with a multi-million dollar contract I would take some of those millions and use them to put my kids in daycare. You know, like people with jobs do. So I could give my full attention to my job.

But did you hear about Nick's TRAUMA with daycare!? Why would he EVER put his children in that situation? They might have their Transformers STOLEN and be forced-fed gelatin snacks!

 

[Nate Dingus]

If Nick is retired as a Lolcow HoFer, his Jamaica singlet should be hung from the rafters.

Is it Rekieta's lot in life to be eternally felted by every JOHN View attachment 6557241in existence?

This tracks, since Sean is the Irish version of John.

 

[Soapmore]

I'm shocked an arrest didn't happen within the first 2 to 3 months of the degeneracy once the 4 of them met.

The reason may be: Distance. Had they lived next door or down the street from each other, and didn't have other home and other places with children and other humans in their lives, they may have accelerated and collapsed into their SIN-gularity that much more quickly.

I picture him having string warts, a greasy beard crusty from dried cum, a nearly nonexistent left arm and a heavily muscled right forearm from constantly cooming to pictures of dead children.

I pasted exactly that into an AI art generator and the results are unimpressive. I do think with the most minor phrase adjustment we may achieve an avatar worth hating.

NOTE/EDIT: How do I combine two replies in one post, like oh great @Himedall All-seeing Waifu does?

 

[sallowhal]

NOTE/EDIT: How do I combine two replies in one post, like oh great @Himedall All-seeing Waifu does?

the jannies do it. it's free

 

[AnOminous]

I pasted exactly that into an AI art generator and the results are unimpressive. I do think with the most minor phrase adjustment we may achieve an avatar worth hating.

NOTE/EDIT: How do I combine two replies in one post, like oh great @Himedall All-seeing Waifu does?

Either use the edit button to edit a previous post, and paste in the BBCode (click the [] button to switch between WYSIWYG and visible code) or use this button at the bottom right of the posts you want to quote:

Then this button:

in the post box at the end of the thread (it only appears if you have quotes saved up).

the jannies do it. it's free

And then there's the shit on the floor and report your own posts option, where you let the jannies clean up your shit because you're a nigger.

 

[BigPeanut]

the jannies do it. it's free

It’s a free service? Wow! hope Josh at least pays them for their work.

 

[AnOminous]

It’s a free service? Wow! hope Josh at least pays them for their work.

He recently gave them a raise and doubled their salary.

 

[Martin Cooter King Jr]

NOTE/EDIT: How do I combine two replies in one post, like oh great @Himedall All-seeing Waifu does?

DM'd you to not derail the thread

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

When is Nick streaming again? We've had 5 months of Trump & Guns stories I need to hear his legal takes on. I need to hear all about the hot news headlines like the Trump assassination attempt and Joe Biden dropping out. Why won't he stream, guys?