DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[The Southwest Strangla]

Man, he’s tripling down on dono demands “hints”

 

[GibMoneyPls]

HAHA. Going to make everyone wait and watch replays of the same clips while his washing machine is being installed. Anything to hit these goals!

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

During the whole LARP as an adult with the washer and dryer, he told chat that once they come, Khat can't answer the door for them. Phil will have to go downstairs, open the door for them, as he "Didn't want Khat to freak out with strangers in the house." Sure, Phil. Tell yourself that.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

He's been streaming an empty chair while rolling some clip compilation made by an unpaid dent for the last half an hour now.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm getting real tired of this faggot pretending to be the smartest person on earth and not understanding prefixes like "Co".

and 'Mrs' apparently.

Phil just said he thinks you build up a tolerance to ibuprofen, and that he's careful not to take it too frequently so that it "works when I need it" because "people pop it like it's candy and then it doesn't work when they need it, right?"

So the second part of his statement explains the first part but not the first part?

STREAK OVER!!!

RIP The “King”

again?

During the whole LARP as an adult with the washer and dryer, he told chat that once they come, Khat can't answer the door for them. Phil will have to go downstairs, open the door for them, as he "Didn't want Khat to freak out with strangers in the house." Sure, Phil. Tell yourself that.

The poor guy is going to get the 'uneven load' stream.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I guess people got their SSI checks today.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Streak ain't over. Phil realized he was about to lose the streak and Rend/Patric Carrillo gave 16 subs for an OG badge. The IronChefSakai/NDO/(Likely OIC) started whining about not having an OG badge and Phil told him to donate 25 subs (125 bucks) tonight to get one. So he's fucking selling badges now and his retarded paypigs are trying to collect their own JPGs.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

I guess people got their SSI checks today.

The government sends out the disability checks on the 1st of each month. Either some dents got paid their biweekly checks a few days early or the begging finally got the best of them, and they want to help poor ol' Phil in his dire need to pull Hogans. I mean, if they don't tip, he's gonna have to eat lunch meat sandwiches, dood!

 

[fresh pair of socks]

An NFT-style scam is perfectly on brand for DSP, as long as he can get some sucker to do all the work for free.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Alright that was a ridiculous stream.
The time limit hussle hes doing while proclaiming "RULES ARE RULES GUYS IF IT ENDS THEN THATS IT" and making it very clear, multiple times that these people delivering a washer and dryer are 2 stops away and giving you the fuckin Sonic The Hedgehog drowning music play in your head, building up incredible anxiety, that this is it. We have got this far guys, lets not have it end now.

Nope. Get fucked.
Comes back and has to "make a deal". Again, he makes the shittiest fuckin deals that only benefit him. The new grift real time formulating in his head and thinking out loud about it. Not only admitting, but also bragging about it to the person he gave the shittiest fuckin deal imaginable(OG badge for gifted subs) and doing his little stupid duper laugh.

Also using the "felt the trolls" during this as a misdirection on how he's openly runnin schemes like this. Grade Shitter Schemer ploy. Now showing he's using these pixelated chat badges as bargaining chips like they will work in the future on more than 1 or 2 people.

 

[Kier Starmer]

What is worse he is going to absolutely drop kick in the next week or so. That is so fucking scummy and not even genius it just makes you look like a fraud. I do openly hate it when Phil knowingly exploits on his audience because he knows his audience is mostly retarded people.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

disability checks on the 1st of each month

Disability checks hit on the 3rd of each month, unless the 3rd falls on a weekend. In that case, the check hits on the day before the 3rd. Some people get a secondary check (because of their parents or something) on the 3rd Wednesday of the month. The dents won't be getting their checks until next Friday, the first, because the third is Sunday.

I worked for an attorney who only did filing for disability claims.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I never ever feel bad for the people that get manipulated by Faggy Phil. If you can’t gather enough brain cells to not get duped by one of the worst liars on the planet, then your life is fucked anyway. These retards deserve each other.

Phil may make a very sizable income off of legitimate retards, but always remember, he hates every second of his existence.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

I never ever feel bad for the people that get manipulated by Faggy Phil. If you can’t gather enough brain cells to not get duped by one of the worst liars on the planet, then your life is fucked anyway. These retards deserve each other.

Phil may make a very sizable income off of legitimate retards, but always remember, he hates every second of his existence.

It's a given. Years of red flags planting in front of Snort Fort Kingdom so he's bound to get one or two idiots that have no chance.

I think the thing that sucks is trying to watch him for videogame content, on a videogame channel, called DSPGAMING, and being met with so many interruptions and speedbumps the whole time that it isn't even good background noise.

This will not last long because it's always the same retards, but boy is it the most obnoxious thing to listen to.

 

[[TWU]]

THAT'S THE JOKE!

Phil manipulating sad cunts to give him money is hilarious! Be it 'to own the trolles', to get an 'exclusive' OG Kick badge, to get a 'reward' of watching him stuff doordashed food down his gullet while moaning mmmMMMMMMM!!! Oh and chef's kiss to seeing ironchefsakai's (likely Ryan) FOMO, and then deal for an OG badge. A self serving, out of touch, narc lolcow being a master tard wrangler on the internet, and making 6 figures a year from it? THAT'S THE JOKE!!!

It's both depressing, yet emboldening. And why I think DSP, while being a boring cunt that is well overdue a good beating, is also a top tier lolcow!

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

Disaster stream incoming

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

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Phil doing something off-stream instead of making his audience suffer through it is practically unheard of. What's going on?!?!1

 

[DarkFuhDillz]

This faggot sayin he don’t wanna go to jail for fucking somebody up like mutual combat isn’t legal in Washington. What’s the next excuse

 

[San Dimas High School]

Iron Chef Sakai apparently donated 25 subs on the night stream for the shiny badge, in case you were wondering what kind of omega cuck that guy is. Imagine saving DSP's bacon so many times and he won't even give you the badge until you do it again.

 

[PieceofShet]

Why is he playing DbD?

EDIT: Well he stopped playing it now.