Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Going straight to injecting glucagon for simple low blood sugar is insane. Glucagon injections are for severe hypoglycaemia; for people who are falling unconscious, or for others to give people who are unconscious.
In addition, if it's severe enough to administer a glucagon shot, it's severe enough to warrant an ER visit afterwards for monitoring.

The fact she was able to remedy her situation by drinking soda shows that glucagon wasn't necessary at all, and her nonsense about being unable to read the instructions was entirely performative. Stupid tard couldn't even mix it correctly. I bet she pulled the needle out from the vial, despite the pictures and instructions telling you not to.

Hypoglycaemia is also not improved by lying down so her dramatically tipping her chair upside down as some sort of cure for it is absolutely hilarious.
You're already sitting down you giant retard, that's enough.

 

[gampboonerisms]

You can get glucagon gel in a tube that you squirt out and smear on the person’s gums. It works very quickly.

I have only seen it used by paramedics so don’t know how readily available it is in the US.

She’s just a fat fuck and full of shit. Probably just got the jitters from her blood sugar dropping from super high to high. Like when you’ve eaten a bag of sugary sweets and you suddenly drop down back to normal.

Spoiler: Minor PL

Grew up with a T1 parent so know a bit about it. At least the dealing with a hypo bit.

my stepdad had a full on fucking seizure spell in the middle of walmart. (that phrase really pinpointed a singular person who would ever say those words.) my mother told a bystander to get some of that tube icing off the shelf. it was horrific. he never even spoke about it. ambulance and all the shit.

if i ever saw a little pooner gal playing at a sugar seizure, i'd probably wet my pants laughing and throw popcorn at her.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Steroid induced diabetes is a form of Type 2, which is actually more difficult to manage than type 1.

 

[babyTAP]

I imagine that she parked herself immediately outside of the classroom and flipped herself upside down then tossed the syringe and instruction booklet onto the floor for added effect. Then she did her best to pretend to be passed out but watched through the slits of nearly-closed eyelids until one of her classmates finally asked if the prof could help wrangle the stinky, fat dangling retard that was blocking the exit.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Is she even diabetic yet? I keep saying she’s going to get steroid induced diabetes but it takes a while to get it. It’s difficult to get hypoglycemia unless you inject too much insulin or are anorexic. Victoria isn’t on insulin and her fat ass clearly is eating enough so I think she was just playing.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

my stepdad had a full on fucking seizure spell in the middle of walmart. (that phrase really pinpointed a singular person who would ever say those words.) my mother told a bystander to get some of that tube icing off the shelf. it was horrific. he never even spoke about it. ambulance and all the shit.

if i ever saw a little pooner gal playing at a sugar seizure, i'd probably wet my pants laughing and throw popcorn at her.

Hypoglycemia is terrifying when you see it in action

Spoiler: it can also be hilarious

I knew a sweet, very proper little old lady who went into a hypo attack and when the paramedics came to help revive her she started hitting on them, saying stuff that made them blush! It was hilarious if also very scary

watched through the slits of nearly-closed eyelids

So, how her eyes always are.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Yes, she's said before that corn and corn syrup don't trigger her allergies. She also thinks her hyperinsulinemia (which happens when your body gets insulin resistant from eating too much sugar and taxing your pancreas too much) is best treated by eating a lot more sugar than normal people so she can "keep her blood sugar up."

She's speedrunning the deathfat leg amputation storyline before age 30, at this rate.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Is she even diabetic yet? I keep saying she’s going to get steroid induced diabetes but it takes a while to get it. It’s difficult to get hypoglycemia unless you inject too much insulin or are anorexic. Victoria isn’t on insulin and her fat ass clearly is eating enough so I think she was just playing.

A lot of fatties eat like shit and then experience unpleasant blood sugar crashes an hour or two after eating, the same way anyone does if they pig out on refined carbs. Fatties who have fallen in with the "body positivity" crowd are told to "listen to their body" and interpret this sugar crash as "a message that they need to be kind and feed their body more nutrients uwu." Which amounts to cramming more Doritos and soda into their mouths at the first sign of discomfort.

Victoria is taking this a step further and interpreting her sugar crash as a dangerous diabetic episode, but that's part of why we love her.

 

[Aunt Carol]

You can get glucagon gel in a tube that you squirt out and smear on the person’s gums. It works very quickly.

I have only seen it used by paramedics so don’t know how readily available it is in the US.

Are you sure you're not thinking of glucose gel? AFAIK glucagon, the hormone, only comes in subcutaneous and nasal spray, and the nasal spray is rare.

For someone with no friends like Victoria, she should carry Gvoke; it's premixed glucagon in an autoinjector, EpiPen style.


People vaguely know what an EpiPen is from dramatic moments in their favorite shows, but it's asking a lot for a random stranger to give a glucagon injection from the usual kits, even if the instructions are pretty straightforward.


That aside, she is being a ridiculous drama queen. If her teacher could rescue her with a can of soda, then she could have eaten some dextrose tabs before it got this silly. Who would carry glucagon with them but not a source of quick sugar?

 

[CyberInu]

Are you sure you're not thinking of glucose gel? AFAIK glucagon, the hormone, only comes in subcutaneous and nasal spray, and the nasal spray is rare.

For someone with no friends like Victoria, she should carry Gvoke; it's premixed glucagon in an autoinjector, EpiPen style.
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People vaguely know what an EpiPen is from dramatic moments in their favorite shows, but it's asking a lot for a random stranger to give a glucagon injection from the usual kits, even if the instructions are pretty straightforward.
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That aside, she is being a ridiculous drama queen. If her teacher could rescue her with a can of soda, then she could have eaten some dextrose tabs before it got this silly. Who would carry glucagon with them but not a source of quick sugar?

The style of Glucagon provided in the red case is what they use in our emergency response kits at work. It is meant for healthcare professionals who are familiar with the process of preparing and administering an injection, as it requires a specific method called Reconstitution, which is something even medical professionals occasionally have trouble with (simple in theory and yet I witness people struggle with the concept routinely), and is unlikely to be the version given out to the general public, if their doctor would even consent to prescribing it.

However, the red one looks Big and Important and Super-Duper Serious, Guys!

 

[Aunt Carol]

it requires a specific method called Reconstitution, which is something even medical professionals occasionally have trouble with (simple in theory and yet I witness people struggle with the concept routinely), and is unlikely to be the version given out to the general public, if their doctor would even consent to prescribing it.

Anecdotally, in the US they prescribe the emergency glucagon kits for laypeople all the time, especially the parents of pediatric Type I diabetics. The diabetic educators run through using glucagon in the "holy shit this is your life now" classes, and the parents are assumed to be another set of hands for a dependent kid, as well as living in the same house as the kid and at least sorta paying attention to them. After that it's easy to get a prescription and get insurance to pay if you're using insulin, pretty much the same way they encourage people on chronic opiates to keep naloxone handy.

Glucagon for self-rescue is what's bizarre to me. She's obviously using it as an attention-getter, which makes sense for her, but what was her stated intention? You live alone, you're going to go into a coma and die with your glucagon still neatly tucked into your fanny pack by the door. You go down in public, no stranger is going to pat you down for reversal medications for whatever unknown-to-them condition caused it, and the EMTs are going to bring their own glucagon with them.

Randos might recognise an EpiPen, but a Good Samaritan is as likely to find, reconstitute and administer subQ glucagon in a crisis as they are to find, read the instructions, and pull someone's pants down in the middle of the hallway to squirt Diastat into their anus. These are rescue meds that someone teaches family and extremely close friends about; you can't rely on the kindness and speed-reading of strangers.

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

Are you sure you're not thinking of glucose gel? AFAIK glucagon, the hormone, only comes in subcutaneous and nasal spray, and the nasal spray is rare.

It was a very long time ago and maybe I misheard. I’m also not in the US. We wanted some to keep in the house but they wouldn’t give us any. I don’t know any T1’s now but I do hope they are giving them stuff like they do in the US to help if they too far gone to spoon fluids in.

My T1 parent actually knew a fellow T1 who lived alone and died in their sleep following a hypo overnight.

Random people are unlikely to spot a hypo in the wild, they’ll just assume the person is drunk or on drugs. Victoria turning herself upset crying “Muh diabetes” is yet another example of why she’s so shit at faking it.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Random people are unlikely to spot a hypo in the wild, they’ll just assume the person is drunk or on drugs.

May I ask how do you differentiate effects of alcohol/drugs from hypo attack? This knowledge can come in handy one day and I want to be prepared

 

[Carpe Jugulum]

May I ask how do you differentiate effects of alcohol/drugs from hypo attack? This knowledge can come in handy one day and I want to be prepared

Personally, I’ve only come across them in people I know. Absolutely no science to this but you subconsciously must pick up the signs, maybe the person would seem just a little bit off or I’d just have a ‘feeling’ (then I’d chase my parent to go test). I often caught very early ones.

My parent would usually present more confused than drunk or seem a little spaced out and/or have difficulty putting sentences together.

I think someone with more experience of both in a medical setting will be able to answer this better tbh.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

May I ask how do you differentiate effects of alcohol/drugs from hypo attack? This knowledge can come in handy one day and I want to be prepared

Like @Carpe Jugulum said it’s very difficult to tell when it’s just some rando acting weirdly about town and easier if you know how someone acts normally. I really think it’s practically impossible for a layperson to tell. Where I work we see a lot of overdoses and routinely check blood glucose on all of them because it has been missed by us, too.

To muddy the waters further, hyperglycemia in type 1 diabetics can also cause confusion and loss of consciousness by ketoacidosis (DKA). With DKA you can sometimes pick up on the odd breathing and smell of acetone, which unfortunately smells a bit like alcohol.

I think the most important thing is to alert emergency services and not assume anything if you encounter an unknown and unconscious or very confused person irl.

If you encounter Vicky faking hypo in the wild the most important thing is to take out your phone and film it, though. I’d even say it’s a Kiwi duty.

 

[prolific_mango]

Lore on the two broken elbows?

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

"Anyway, this low blood sugar episode made me remember I have hyperinsulinemia without insulin resistance ..."




It is true that rare tumors can give you excess insulin without resistance, but Vickie would not like the test for it: 72 hours of fasting on only water, which she is probably allergic to.

 

[klarine]

"Anyway, this low blood sugar episode made me remember I have hyperinsulinemia without insulin resistance ..."

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It is true that rare tumors can give you excess insulin without resistance, but Vickie would not like the test for it: 72 hours of fasting on only water, which she is probably allergic to.

You know what else causes hyperinsulinemia? Prednisone abuse She's well on her way to a beetus diagnosis.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I will never stop laughing at Victoria's "prednisone hate account" name while she rampantly abuses corticosteroids in order to make herself feel sicker. It'd be like some strung-out waste of space on a Seattle sidewalk having a Twitter called "I hate fentanyl" while doing everything possible to score his next hit.

 

[grenouille crétine]

if youre in that bad of a diabetic shape, you have a constant monitor and a constant auto insulin thing.

I don’t know anyone with diabetes, or know them well enough to know anything about their disease anyway, so anything in this thread is new information to me. But like a lot of these quotes go: if one has a health condition, one would probably know something about managing it. After all, your life literally depends on it. Why and how would you not know or care to know how to take your own vitally important medicine prior to actually needing it? What a transparent idiot.

Maybe Victoria is running out of snack money and it's her a long-term plan to show up in class and demand snacks to help with her "low blood sugar"?

Bold of you to assume she’d need to be lacking resources before she resorts to histrionics for extra gimme.

"I'm outside of class and embarrassingly close to fainting and yet I'm still Tweeting through it helppppppp"

Stupid tard couldn't even mix it correctly. I bet she pulled the needle out from the vial, despite the pictures and instructions telling you not to.

Who would carry glucagon with them but not a source of quick sugar?

The diabetic educators run through using glucagon in the "holy shit this is your life now" classes

More stark proof. Just so obvious to anyone that is not a terminal prog munchie or thinks asswiping them is a good way to get attention themselves (narcs will NEVER return the favor). Who tweets through medical episodes? Who hasn’t looked at instructions on how to use their life-saving device prior to needing it? Who would not do basic, easy, cost-effective things to mitigate their illness? Who would not know the fundamentals of what to pay attention to make sure their illness doesn’t kill or incapacitate them? A lying, dipshit liar who lies.

She's well on her way to a beetus diagnosis.

Cause and effect??????? How dare you, you ABLEIST QUEERPHOBE

I am optimistic about a long and happy life for this thread. She is an annoying, attention-seeking nutcase with no theory of mind or self-control. Her classmates will be so happy to find this! I don’t like filming people even in public places when they’re unaware, but you kind of have to make an exception for an obese purple pooner wailing upside down in a powerchair while she drinks a sodie pop. Do be careful with image metadata and personally identifying stories if you do join and share pics or vids of her in the wild, newfrens, but hopefully someone does come to share first-hand observations (NOT poo-touching).