Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Temperance]

Lore on the two broken elbows?

She told this story on Reddit:
https://search-new.pullpush.io/?author=teenytinybaklava&type=comment&q=elbows&sort_type=created_utc

Something similar happened to me on the subway too, except there were no witnesses, and that's the way I want to keep it.

I was in a hurry. I had to get to Penn Station to visit home for Easter, and I was running desperately late—late enough to possibly miss my train. In my frenzy, while making my way to the A train pulling up downstairs, I didn't notice that I'd swung my suitcase in front of my feet. I tripped, and I was airborne, flying down the staircase. With my feet trapped, I landed on and promptly broke both of my elbows.

Well...that's what I tell everyone. That's what I told the flummoxed doctors at the hospital. That's what I told my friends. I endured countless hours of teasing over whether I knew how to use stairs.

But I didn't break my elbows on the stairs. It's far more embarrassing than that. I broke them on the fucking turnstile.

How was I supposed to admit that my grown ass could fuck up so bad at a fucking turnstile that I break both of my elbows? Could I really by that absentminded? Besides, who would believe me? Who the fuck breaks both of their elbows from a fucking turnstile?

I did, and not a soul knows. No one was there to witness it except for the little black security camera I saw beaming down at me the first moment I looked up. My worst nightmare is someone going through the MTA's footage and pulling up that shit.

April 14th at the north entrance of West 4th Station. Have fun.

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Unrelated, but here's a funny new comment from Victoria:

Exercise only helped after I radically rested for years. And I’m talking slowly making a lap in a walker around a building. Doing some light stretching. Nothing that gets your heart rate up.

r/cfs is the "Chronic Fatigue Syndrome" subreddit, btw.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My T1 parent actually knew a fellow T1 who lived alone and died in their sleep following a hypo overnight.

Continuous glucose monitors (availability of, funding for) are possibly the biggest advancement for DMI since glargine. Not perfect, not foolproof, but now diabetics can go to sleep with a robot friend who will stay awake and scream at them if they're about to die. Nobody gives a shit about Type I diabetics except when they're using them as a rhetorical device, so the impact blood glucose management has on sleep is rarely considered; this is huge. Also endocrinologists have stopped sucking air through their teeth when they're asking history questions and a diabetic tells them they live alone.

it’s very difficult to tell when it’s just some rando acting weirdly about town and easier if you know how someone acts normally. I really think it’s practically impossible for a layperson to tell. Where I work we see a lot of overdoses and routinely check blood glucose on all of them because it has been missed by us, too.

This is why you gotta face reality, order and wear a medical ID bracelet every single day, dia-bros. Any known medical condition that can cause loss of consciousness/inability to communicate: make it easier on yourself and EMS by footnoting your unconscious body. Medical tattoos don't count.

Although if Victoria tried to condense her medical conditions/emergency instructions into a piece of medical ID jewelry, she'd need engraved bracers (+1 Social Justice, -1 DEX).


Important thread reminder: Victoria does not have diabetes. (Yet.)

Part of why she doesn't know how to treat hypoglycemia is because she is an attention whore who convinced a doctor to order emergency glucagon, not someone who went to diabetes ed classes, not someone dealing with diabetes day by day. How'd she know she was hypoglycemic, huh? With what glucometer did she check? Prednisone goofball; she might be running in the 300s* 24/7 and felt weird because she was euglycemic for a second.

Victoria does know how to treat attention-deficit, i.e. others' attention on her. This is diabetic stolen valor because, like she said, she just remembered she had hyperinsulinemia, and maybe she ran across her glucagon kit while she was unpacking.

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* 16.653 mmol/L for European frens

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

She told this story on Reddit:

Great find. Entertaining story but I don't believe a word she says, as usual. Wonder what actually happened.

 

[prolific_mango]

Yeah that story about her arms seems insanely improbable.
The way she talks about this woman almost seems like stolen valour but for identity. Like the woman is dead and black (and had cancer?) so Victoria thinks approximating closeness with her makes her more minoritized.

 

[behindyourightnow]

First of all, I am eternally grateful to the heroes in this thread working hard to maintain milk delivery from Victoria's locked Twitter account. We salute you.

View attachment 6560128Lore on the two broken elbows?

"after having a professor who spoke the Parisian dialect I was familiar with I got thrown into a class with a professor from Canada and I clung on for dear life"

What the fuck is she talking about? Quebecois French is perfectly comprehensible to speakers of "standard" French (it sort of sounds like they are talking with a mouthful of paste, but in a charming way). It might get harder on the level of like, people on the street casually using a lot of slang, but I doubt a fucking professor was doing that. I was able to communicate fine when I was visiting Quebec with no background in Canadian French, and I can watch French Canadian news broadcasts with no issue.

Also LMAO at her calling it "the Parisian dialect I was familiar with." How pretentious can you get? Metropolitan/standard French is the Parisian accent, because that's how national languages tend to work out: the dialect of the power center becomes the standard, just like "standard Japanese" is the Tokyo dialect. You don't have to call it "Parisian dialect"!

It's amazing how Victoria has spent so much time and effort adopting a new persona of helpless abject wretchedness to fit in with her SJW e-begging crowd, but she just can't shake that desire to look down on everybody that comes with being raised as an elite European rich kid.

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

Spoiler: T1D sperging

if one has a health condition, one would probably know something about managing it. After all, your life literally depends on it.

Exactly. Also, in the context of T1Ds (I have multiple relatives with it) they learn to recognise the symptoms of a hypo before it gets serious. There is some grace period where they are rational enough to know they need to get sugar but not rational enough to get it in the simplest way possible. For example, having glucose tablets in their bag, but sending you to not even the closest shop to get chocolate. And getting super pissy if you point that out.

Some people's diabetes is harder to manage than others. No idea why. It can be extremely dangerous if you're on your own, especially if you're doing stuff like driving. One relative put diesel in a petrol car in a hypo and honestly I'm glad it took her off the road.

Continuous glucose monitors (availability of, funding for) are possibly the biggest advancement for DMI since glargine. Not perfect, not foolproof, but now diabetics can go to sleep with a robot friend who will stay awake and scream at them if they're about to die.

They're an absolute game changer. The newer versions can maintain blood sugar far more stably than the most experienced patient.

This is why you gotta face reality, order and wear a medical ID bracelet every single day, dia-bros.

100%. Its really important for medical professionals too as it complicates even simple infections.

The fact that Victoria is, probably intentionally, consigning herself to a life dictated by her blood sugar is quite sad really. Neither you nor your loved ones can forget it, every hour of every day, even with the pump. And its not even a glamorous illness, its too common and the treatment for symptoms is often sugar or using an app, not fancy procedures.

Also, we probably all know at least one person who has broken an elbow. I've never met someone who broke two at the same time. We don't fall perfectly symmetrically. I'm sure in a vehicle accident it could happen, but not by falling.

Her posing about Quebecois vs Parisien French is ridiculous. She's a native English speaker and I'm sure she'd have trouble understanding a Glaswegian. For someone who'se lived in multiple countries, she sure is unfamiliar with the concept of regional accents. Even within France, Parisien vs Haute Savoie vs Cote d'Azur all sound very different.

Can someone clarify what she actually means by turning upside down? I was imagining it rotating her in the horizontal plane. I can't find anything like that, is it like this:


Or any of the other positions from here:

https://uniquemobility.co.uk/blogs/blog/powered-wheelchair-seating-functions

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

For the more medically educated in this thread, what is the deal with prednisone that would even make somebody want to abuse it?

I had influenza A earlier in the year and when I finally went to the doc they gave me prednisone, an inhaler and a cough syrup with a sleep aid in it. I took the prednisone for inflammation, at least thats what the doc told me, but I can’t for the life of me see how it would be something that anyone would even consider abusing. There’s no “high” to it.

That fact Vicki‘s primary drug to abuse is prednisone baffles me.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

That fact Vicki‘s primary drug to abuse is prednisone baffles me.

Some munchies really just munch for the joy of munching. Drug-seeking is a different, albeit related, behavior. Vicky's main drug isn't Prednisone, it's attention.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

For the more medically educated in this thread, what is the deal with prednisone that would even make somebody want to abuse it?

I had influenza A earlier in the year and when I finally went to the doc they gave me prednisone, an inhaler and a cough syrup with a sleep aid in it. I took the prednisone for inflammation, at least thats what the doc told me, but I can’t for the life of me see how it would be something that anyone would even consider abusing. There’s no “high” to it.

That fact Vicki‘s primary drug to abuse is prednisone baffles me.

The "high" in her case is the attention she gets from being "disabled" and sick. It will make you legitimately sick in a way reflected by deranged lab values and so forth, and it can do it a lot faster than many other methods of munching.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

The "high" in her case is the attention she gets from being "disabled" and sick. It will make you legitimately sick in a way reflected by deranged lab values and so forth, and it can do it a lot faster than many other methods of munching.

It’s still one I can’t wrap my head around. Seems like there are better ways to destroy your health for attention. But I get your point.

 

[Sperghetti]

There are easier ways, for sure, but she's also not destroying her health intentionally. Namely because she's already convinced that she's not healthy, which is why she thinks she "needs" the prednisone, wheelchair, and whatever else in the first place.

In a weird way, the side effects of the long-term drug use just end up reinforcing her existing beliefs that she is very sick and disabled, in some sort of horrific feedback loop.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Can someone clarify what she actually means by turning upside down?

I think she means the position you posted, or the one just before it. Either she can't spell Trendelenburg or she thinks saying "upside down" is cute/dramatic.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I think she means the position you posted, or the one just before it. Either she can't spell Trendelenburg or she thinks saying "upside down" is cute/dramatic.

I swear that somewhere she said her wheelchair could "quite literally" turn her upside down, hence it being worth a very solid house down payment. But if that's not a really a thing, I'm super disappointed.

I was even brainstorming some Spoopy Art for the thread involving Vicky the Purple Vampire Pooner in her upside-down Inspector Gadget chair.

 

[Ann Berlin]

I am dying to know what the fuck she means when she talks about turning her wheelchair upside down in the middle of class. In between solving for x (she is allergic to solving for x) and getting a free sodie pop wtf is she doing?

 

[Ethyllithium Boybortion]

What’s she doing? She’s, quite literally, lying.

Or is it laying? I always get this one confused!

 

[Temperance]

Yeah, the "upside down" thing is just Victoria being dramatic. She must be referring to the tilt/recline feature of her power chair.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-victor-to-safety

As a result of my conditions, I use a custom made Permobil F3, a power chair

Here's a random video showing the tilt/recline feature of a Permobil F3:

(Timestamp starting at 5:41)

 

[prolific_mango]

As per usual with her, “whatever the fuck this means
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[Diana Moon Glampers]

Still don't get why someone would follow her, wait until she privated, and then give the game away immediately with some garbage-tier quip. What the fuck kind of decisionmaking process is that?

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Can't vote due to doxing? what is she on about?

 

[prolific_mango]

Someone is spending the evening reading her thread



Edit; and she would like everyone to know she HAS had sex.
Edit: but only bc she was a twink and the “epitome of Grindr’s beauty standard”