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This is true, but a fast food salad bar would help the verisimilitude. The kind with plastic ladles in little vats of dressing, and a big container of chocolate pudding at one end, schlorped out premade from a #12 can.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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This explains everything
Still on the big time youtube producer delusion after the jack pack failed. Maybe it'll take another stroke to get that thought of his mushbrain for another year or two. Hell, he might not even remember the jack pack at this point.
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Why is he holding what looks like a butter knife with two hands?
Why is that lemon melting?
What is that pink jelly to the side?
Why is the utensil rack in the background not centred properly?
What are lights above it? Where is the fume hood?
Is he cooking fucking strawberries with lettuce?
Why is that chopping board set on the edge of the table?
Why is the pan handle stemming from within the pan?
See the corner of the room in the back? Why isn't that aligned and just stops randomly where the hands are?
Why isn't Scalfatty dead?
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The salad bar at Wendy’s has aunt Myrna’s party salad back in the day
Jack Pack is back boys!
Jack has a point about Kamala. She hasn’t really done anything in 4 years. She got the “ border czar” portfolio, then fucked off and disappeared except for cabinet meetings and be around to cast tie breaking votes in the senate if need be.
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It's been pointed out before, but for someone that whines about engagement farming, he sure does it a lot.
And the 80s cafe is a dumb idea. Gen X is in their late 40s and 50s. We're not going to gimmick restaurants. Though the arc of it would be hilarious, it would definitely be an all-time episode of Kitchen Nightmares because Fatty would need to call them up after 2 months when it's already failed.
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It's that time of the year folks!
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So is this going to be where he can't hide the larp that he's no longer doing carnivore? Even Texas style chili has vegetables in it.
Or he's going to say he can't eat it because it's not carnivore and then waits until the camera is off before chowing down?
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Out of all the years Jack has made "chili" , his chili has been the consistency of soup. Very thin without any sort of texture.
A good chili in my opinion, needs to be rich and thick. That's just my opinion.
Anyway, since Jack has brought up "chili" month, here's the obligatory meme photo of his church "chili" using freezer dried brisket.
A good chili in my opinion, needs to be rich and thick. That's just my opinion.
Anyway, since Jack has brought up "chili" month, here's the obligatory meme photo of his church "chili" using freezer dried brisket.
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Looks like Tammy's cleanup duty is going to at least quadruple.
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I still shudder at the memory of Jack's pressure cooker chocolate chili that he struggled to blame on someone other than himself. He had no understanding that the chili couldn't thicken, because the liquid in the sealed pressure cooker couldn't evaporate, because ground beef chili shouldn't be made in a pressure cooker to begin with. What the fuck are you trying to do; tenderize ground beef for ingesting through a straw? And boiling chocolate bars at 30psi until they're dissolved into granular sediment at the bottom of a pot of grease isn't a recipe you'll find anywhere; because not even retards are retarded enough to pressure cook chocolate bars for no reason.
It would be really funny if Jack's dementia causes him to make it again, somehow worse than before, and then pretend that his family has to eat it because 'it isn't kurmurvur GUIZE *tilts head like a retard with ass pain*."
It would be really funny if Jack's dementia causes him to make it again, somehow worse than before, and then pretend that his family has to eat it because 'it isn't kurmurvur GUIZE *tilts head like a retard with ass pain*."
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Has Jack run afoul of YouTube's Community Guidelines?
He's a bad cook and horrifying entity, but he doesn't cuss or show non-meat gore, and his homosexuality is only subtext.
Did Jack get dinged for anti-Palestine sentiment? Did he misgender someone? Or is he saying it's hard for other YouTubers, because Jack will report them for Community Guidelines, out of spite?
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That's an interesting question. We know he's been trigger happy with copyright claims and he's a giant faggot that takes offense to anything outside his delicate sensibilities. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he was a flaggit.
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Why does Jack love his ai images so much? Its not like there aren't already millions of Homer Simpson images he could have pasted his stupid caption on.
Anyway, I asked AI to create me an image of Homer Simpson preparing Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad and gave it the recipe. This is what I got.
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He had a habit of reporting @rubytintedchix 's podcast, for absolute bullshit reasons of course, when they still advertised it here.
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Haven't some of his videos been struck because of the music in the background in the places he goes to?
Otherwise it's probably because he's tried to have videos criticizing him pulled down that weren't, like Uncle Roger, August, Brian Tsai, etc.
He's too dumb and too much of a narcissist to realize the vast majority of views he gets are from those types of videos. He should really embrace it and call them out. Maybe one of them would appear on one of his videos. Even if they just did a zoom, it would probably be his most viewed video. But he truly thinks he is a GUD cook and people aren't just watching his videos like they're driving by an accident.
Otherwise it's probably because he's tried to have videos criticizing him pulled down that weren't, like Uncle Roger, August, Brian Tsai, etc.
He's too dumb and too much of a narcissist to realize the vast majority of views he gets are from those types of videos. He should really embrace it and call them out. Maybe one of them would appear on one of his videos. Even if they just did a zoom, it would probably be his most viewed video. But he truly thinks he is a GUD cook and people aren't just watching his videos like they're driving by an accident.
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Adding cocoa is fine. Adding some Mexican chocolate is perfectly acceptable but you don't make it in a pressure cooker unless you have very little liquid because as has been said chili needs to be thick like a stew. Fatty is always making something that looks more like a soup. The alternative would be instead of adding a bunch of water or beer or something he adds some tomato paste instead of one can of tomatoes.
Maybe that's why he horks in all the sour cream and shreddy cheese to it. It helps to thicken it up a bit?
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