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Few days back, MMA fighter Nate Diaz wrote a funny and random tweet that said "Brendan the a big ol pussy shaub". However, Nate talks a lot of random shit online and most fighters just ignore it or banter back.
Brendan sees this tweet and instead of moving on, feels compelled to challenge Nate to fight him and gloats that he'd snap the neck off someone smaller than him. So proud of his Twitter post, Brendan takes a screenshot of it and reposts it to Instagram to try and milk it for content.
Still shaken days later by a smaller person calling him a pussy on the internet, Brendan then dedicates nearly fifteen minutes to ranting at Nate. He starts the bit by saying "Not a long rant here" before he dedicates fifteen minutes being visibly upset over being teased on Twitter. The whole rant was pretty boring with Brendan framing himself as the peaceful victim who's being picked on and doesn't want trouble and supports everyone. But then starts going on how he'll snap peoples necks.
During the rant there was some funny Shaubisms.
1. Brendan claims Nate's brother Nick Diaz has CTE and then moments later says that Nick doesn't have CTE.
2. Brendan thinks he can fight a group of four or five people.
3. Brendan comes up with the mind bending analogy "You're a praying mantis barking at a tiger walking through the jungle."
4. Brendan still coping ten years later about his pathetic BJJ match at Metamoris where he ran away from his opponent and refused to engage. He still thinks he won because the other guy couldn't tap him due to Brendan running around the mats and not wanting to compete.
5. Brendan claims Nate isn't an athlete and anything athletic Nate can do, Brendan can do much better. See clip below of Brendan losing a hundred yard dash against Shapelle (who is a fat comedian) and also tore both his hamstrings. It should be mentioned that Nate regularly does marathons and triathlons and is still competing in combat sports while Brendan takes Ozempic to lose weight.
6. Brendan wants to have an in studio fight with Nate on the floor with no cameras. Which sounds very gay.
Unfortunately the footage from years back of Nate calling Brendan a pussy and a bitch to his face before Brendan says that he has no problem with Nate while making an exit through the nearest door still exists.
All in all, Brendan has been rage tweeting and going on long rants about simply being called a pussy in a tweet. This wojak sums up the whole incident quite nicely.
Few days back, MMA fighter Nate Diaz wrote a funny and random tweet that said "Brendan the a big ol pussy shaub". However, Nate talks a lot of random shit online and most fighters just ignore it or banter back.
Brendan sees this tweet and instead of moving on, feels compelled to challenge Nate to fight him and gloats that he'd snap the neck off someone smaller than him. So proud of his Twitter post, Brendan takes a screenshot of it and reposts it to Instagram to try and milk it for content.
Still shaken days later by a smaller person calling him a pussy on the internet, Brendan then dedicates nearly fifteen minutes to ranting at Nate. He starts the bit by saying "Not a long rant here" before he dedicates fifteen minutes being visibly upset over being teased on Twitter. The whole rant was pretty boring with Brendan framing himself as the peaceful victim who's being picked on and doesn't want trouble and supports everyone. But then starts going on how he'll snap peoples necks.
During the rant there was some funny Shaubisms.
1. Brendan claims Nate's brother Nick Diaz has CTE and then moments later says that Nick doesn't have CTE.
2. Brendan thinks he can fight a group of four or five people.
3. Brendan comes up with the mind bending analogy "You're a praying mantis barking at a tiger walking through the jungle."
4. Brendan still coping ten years later about his pathetic BJJ match at Metamoris where he ran away from his opponent and refused to engage. He still thinks he won because the other guy couldn't tap him due to Brendan running around the mats and not wanting to compete.
5. Brendan claims Nate isn't an athlete and anything athletic Nate can do, Brendan can do much better. See clip below of Brendan losing a hundred yard dash against Shapelle (who is a fat comedian) and also tore both his hamstrings. It should be mentioned that Nate regularly does marathons and triathlons and is still competing in combat sports while Brendan takes Ozempic to lose weight.
6. Brendan wants to have an in studio fight with Nate on the floor with no cameras. Which sounds very gay.
Unfortunately the footage from years back of Nate calling Brendan a pussy and a bitch to his face before Brendan says that he has no problem with Nate while making an exit through the nearest door still exists.
All in all, Brendan has been rage tweeting and going on long rants about simply being called a pussy in a tweet. This wojak sums up the whole incident quite nicely.
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