DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Why does it look like he’s eating as if someone’s going to take it away from him?

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Kat is always off camera waiting to pounce.
 
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Gramh said:
He was doing this for the longest time though since the Vest Streak that was basically everyone laughing at the schlubby man throwing on a tard vest, which turned into people laughing at a schlubby man wearing blue light reduction glasses his totally cool and not at all awkward and lame cowboy hat and tard vest shoving various food items in his pained stretched face and giving food critiques that are more bland than Amish cuisine.
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should have clarified, integral part of his recent streams. he's doing it way more often now.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Why does it look like he’s eating as if someone’s going to take it away from him?
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Every time he shoves disgusting fast food down his gullet there's always a few frames where he looks like some weird goblinoid cave creature that is moving his eyes from side to side to check for predators. It's a primal instinct that has been phased out of most of humanity by the time we got to the Middle Ages.
 
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BlastMonk said:
Another OIC puppet or is this another dent? I can't keep up with whos who. Either way he relies more or less and less whales soon he'll be in sub 100K a year
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No. It's a Kino Casino paypig that keeps on wondering in. Guy likely won't last long with the money he's been dropping this month.
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I love how Phil always falls for the "hey I'm new in chat but I've been watching you since 2010 and I've always been a fan. Anyway, here's $100. Fuck detractors". Reminds me of a podcast I used to watch that was always recorded but pretended it wasn't so they had a running gag that was them always saying "[Person] says hello to his wife" and even did it during live shows with people. Phil never finding it weird is always funny to the point is its own running gag.

Also, all the talk about Kino Casino and betrayals... I don't think we've considered the possibility of Phil being the one who betrays them.

What do I mean by that? Allow me to explain...
Phil was definitely expecting big money after doing another collab and seemed very disappointed it didn't happen. What's more, the KC regulars are getting tired of Phil, not to mention that PPP and Warski really aren't getting what they wanted (and while they stand up for Phil, they definetly find him boring and uninteresting). Now, we know Phil only wants one or two whales and doesn't care for KC and he's gotten what he wanted.

Buuuut... we're forgetting something here. Phil sees relationships as entirely transactional. Seriously, look it up, this has been a thing since the FGC days. "Guys, I bought donuts for you, we're going in my car, we're friends now right guys?" That's Phil, everything revolves around what you can give him, and if you don't, well you were never a friend anyway (Howard). Keemstar was a piece of shit and an asshole, but as soon as he did something for Phil, suddenly Keem isn't the cancer of the internet anymore.

You can argue with logic and say Phil is a lonely faggot desperate for attention and you'd be right, but that's the thing: you're using logic, Phil doesn't. He's seeing less of a profit with KC, less reason to get involved in mindless drama as everyone ignored him. I think that when tips really begin to dry and we get the grocery-style begs, Phil will return to his old goals, counting only tips because liquidity. Phil has the ability to turn people who literally worship him into life-long haters, remember that.
 
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Balr0g said:
Phil never changes


And that is why you are a Lolcow Phil. You will always be. You are here forever! You can outlast everyone but boy you can't outlast your own Lolcowdom
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It's these type of clips that make chuckle at the thought of DSP getting all confused/indignant at MaxDood ignoring his carnival barking solicitations. Max has a sweet gig that supports his (real, not fake cat..) family. Why under Ra's Crimson Sun would he want to sully his "crispy" brand and attach himself to DSP's denthead circus? Especially so since DSP is constantly skirting the line of breaking TOS and also verbally berating every platform he uses (just wait until it's like a 3 day holiday weekend or something and Kick is 24 hours "late" with a payment). Max treated DSP in the exact appropriate way: not like a person, but like an internet virus, deleted straight to the waste bin without even reading.
 
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Cucktry Roads said:
No. It's a Kino Casino paypig that keeps on wondering in. Guy likely won't last long with the money he's been dropping this month.
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Why did he make that account the day DSP started streaming on Kick? Why didn't he have an account before if he's such a big KC fan? Why is his name something a DSP fan would use? (I think someone had a name like that in the past.) Why is he in DSP's chat at all times? Why does he only exist to hit the goal? (Nobody cares about the goal but a certain guy.) Why is he the only whale active at a time? (This is a big tell who it is.) Why does he sound like someone who is a DSP fan for years? And most importantly, why do you people always fall for this shit? A new sock appears that acts exactly as the whale before him, who is it, who is it, who is it?
Kiwi Andy said:
With the Casino getting more and more fed up with Phil I wonder how long their dents are going to keep supporting? https://kiwifarms.st/threads/darksy...o-woooaahh-buddy.197457/page-65#post-19655695
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KC dents are only doing small support, a few subs here and there, the big whales are DSP's whale socks.
BlockedByDaylight said:
DarkSydePimp is like 90% of Phil's income now...
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Always has been.
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Iron Hamster said:
They've gotta be Argentina funded
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There’s no regional pricing on Kick.
And some people are just morons. I don’t care how rich somebody is, there’s never a good justification to dump thousands on a male streamer. Unless you’re gay for them, then have it.

I really don’t know why anybody wastes time trying to figure out who is what account… they’re all retarded shuns of society who only feel joy giving grown men money. They’re fucked in the head and that’s it.

Let the retards who simp for lolcows and the lolcows too stupid to realize they’re propped up by 10 people at most have their weird parasocial relationship. At this point, with views in the toilet and nobody wanting to talk to Phil just like always, this is their ceiling forever.
 
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johnkimble123 said:
I really don’t know why anybody wastes time trying to figure out who is what account… they’re all retarded shuns of society who only feel joy giving grown men money. They’re fucked in the head and that’s it.
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I really don't know why anybody waste time caring about what other people find amusing. Phil is fucked in the head and that's it, but you're still here.
 
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