Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

Hi Vicky! We knew you'd end up using this thread as a way to dodge your few responsibilities eventually! I'm guessing PEM after reading for more than five minutes? Better get the glucagon ready now before you get an emotional blood sugar drop (idk if that's even a thing, but it sounds like something she'd claim). Followed up by an inability to go to class because of your stalkers? Did I hit all the points?

I hear Liz Fong-Jones is recruiting a Board of Directors for his new project - maybe you could get in on that since academia is clearly not working out. You'd fit right in at End Networked Harassment or whatever LFJ is calling his 999th attempt to take down The Farms.

Also- I'm sad you lied about your chair going upside down. That's not upside down. My Dad's recliner chair nearly lays back that far.
 
Edit: but only bc she was a twink and the “epitome of Grindr’s beauty standard”IMG_8333.jpeg
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Sure, Jan.
 
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I don't think she knows what "doxing" means. Apparently it just means "mentioning people's usernames elsewhere on the internet."

Also notice: she denied being a virgin but not being a munchie or a fake Jew lol

"epitome of Grindr’s beauty standard”

No dear, that would involve being an actual male. You were, however, the epitome of a target for straight or bi dudes who go on Grindr looking for pooner girls who will put out if they play along and pretend to "gender them correctly" for a few minutes.

And by "epitome" I mean "you existed, and had a pulse."

Important thread reminder: Victoria does not have diabetes. (Yet.)

Part of why she doesn't know how to treat hypoglycemia is because she is an attention whore who convinced a doctor to order emergency glucagon, not someone who went to diabetes ed classes, not someone dealing with diabetes day by day. How'd she know she was hypoglycemic, huh? With what glucometer did she check? Prednisone goofball; she might be running in the 300s* 24/7 and felt weird because she was euglycemic for a second.

The ironic thing is, she has spent so long cultivating the SJW ebegger personality of helpless passive incompetence + total external locus of control over one's own health ("I am just a mentally ill autistic person with ADHD! I deserve what makes my body feel good! I have trouble adulting, and that. is. valid!") that if/when she does develop a condition like T1 diabetes or Addison's that actually requires careful responsible monitoring, she'll be dead within a year.
 
My favorite orbiter, known in my head as Thin Chantal but Fat Normal Person, was very much vicariously offended by the suggestion Vicky hasn’t had sex.

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A very Muslim sentiment if I ever saw one.

Here’s her bio:
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And some pics.
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Isn’t she great?!

ETA: She thinks we will show up at her house. *sigh*
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My favorite orbiter, known in my head as Thin Chantal but Fat Normal Person, was very much vicariously offended by the suggestion Vicky hasn’t had sex.

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A very Muslim sentiment if I ever saw one.

Victoria the pooner and Lindsay the NLOG she/they don't realize that statements like this are just another way of announcing to the world that they are in fact female. Believe it or not, girls, if you're female there will always be men out there desperate enough to fuck you, even if you are fat and crazy and unwashed. You could have a condition that makes you spit toxic venom during sex, and a minority of bottom-feeder men would still fuck you provided they got access to a vagina out of the deal. "I can get laid" is really not that impressive!


ETA: She thinks we will show up at her house. *sigh*
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What do these people suppose farmers are actually going to do to them? Like, even if you believe the obviously false idea that we want to interact with them in real life. What comes next? You are worried a pale autistic nerd is going to show up at your house and... what? How is someone like that a danger to you? Couldn't you just sit on them?
 
I'm sad you lied about your chair going upside down.
Me too. I thought it would provide a comedic upside for her fellow students, who sadly have to deal with an unwashed attention seeking blob when she bothers to turn up.

If I saw someone in the wild doing that with their chair I would assume they were having a little nap, not that anything medical was going on.

Welcome to your thread Vicky! You've already committed the funniest unforced error, of directing your followers here. Hopefully some of them know you irl so we can get a good old kiwileak.
 
We need a "Twitter to Normal Person Translation Guide":

Doxxing - People have pieced together all the details I've openly given out about my real name and whereabouts and/or discovered my other usernames

Leak/Privacy Violation - It has come to my attention that people I do not approve of have been reading my tweets

Harassment - People have criticized me for things I’ve said on Twitter, sometimes on entirely different websites that I was not previously aware of
 
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Admitting she lies about being sick to avoid classes.
Isn’t that how IBS works, not IBD? IBS is random episodes of stomach issues that come and go, and have no visible pathological cause. IBD is your digestive system being inflamed, you can’t have explosive diarrhea one day and be completely normal the next day. This type of damage doesn’t heal overnight. Using the term “flare” in this case would make sense for IBS, not IBD.
Also, has digestion issues but she’s happy to drink coke… Ok, lol.

Ah okay, so you weren’t a virgin, you were a whore. Victoria, being fucked by college aged men who’d put their dicks in anything resembling a vagina isn’t the gotcha you think it is. You weren’t Queen B hottest girl on campus all guys wanted to fuck, you were an easy lay
 
It's not as much of a safety issue as a lols issue when Pooners attempt to invade Male spaces, but I can't believe this chick is out here saying she was the "epitome" of Grinder's beauty standards when she has no dick. The gay male community is absolutely awash in "bottoms" so I can't imagine she'd stand out in any way outside of her hyena clit.

I wasn't one of the theorizers that she's a virgin because I've lived long enough to know what men will fuck, but I do think it's hilarious she's just digging into that SO HARD.

You GUYS I had SEX! Lots of it!

Lol ok, Vicky, calm down girl. We get it. You're a hot piece of disabled booty, just like Alex Dacy. But you're still a moon-faced munchie moron who is gonna be living in a shelter by Hanukkah (since you're super Jewish, I thought I'd be observant here for you).
 
(Pardon my coming in at page 49 and reacting back to page 1 stuff.)

Well, this one is a piece of work. Is there an award for sharpest decline in personal appearance? The 2015 - 2023 transformation is tragic. Beauty isn't everything, not even close (ofc), but in this case she just decided to let all her inner ugly come out and take the wheel(chair). The pics outdoors with the "I work with asbestos"-grade mask/ventilator is just ridiculous. Victor/ Victoria, you look and act ridiculous.

And why, oh, WHY, must these pooners ALWAYS adopt those ugly hawaiian/short-sleeved button-up shirts? I know Dr. shidibhbhbbbidi hands them out like Halloween candy post-tit-chop, but is there some kind of handbook that requires it? The absolute worst.

Side irritation - I get she's had mental problems going way way back, but how dumb or mentally unwell do you have to be to fracture your elbows, get turned down for a ride to the hospital bc your friend is sick of how annoying you are, and then, instead of calling an ambulance or an Uber, sit in pain overnight until someone else can take you in? Unless of course you're just saving up offenses to post for attention (ahem) or to guilt someone for telling you to fuck off (ahem).

Mixed on her parents. Ofc we have an unreliable narrator, but they seem to vacillate among coddling, ineptitude*, and letting her suffer her defeats and just desserts.

* confused about the dad trying to pay back rent for the apartment she was in after failing out of NYU. If he's covering rent, why not set it up to be a direct pay to begin with, be the accountable party so there's no such problem? And why would he listen to arrogant snit of a daughter telling him he may or may not speak to the landlord. He had a career at GE - he is smart and adult enough to know that she was 100% wrong that they couldn't talk to the LL directly...and why would he defer to her, anyway? Completely inexplicable.

...I have kids a bit younger than she is. And yes, at a certain point you cannot force them to do this or that (though you can put conditions, and you know, exercise parental influence). And I'm not sure what I would do with a kid with Victor/ Victoria's combination of mental illness + insane entitlement/ arrogance + flopping around wailing for attention with 47 different maladies for a decade (to say nothing of the poonerism and other degradation in her appearance and potential).

Imagine looking back at pictures of your family to a time when your kids were not yet teens, two beautiful children, an exceptionally comfortable life, everything you need and could hope for...to 10-12 years later, both children now young adults destroying their bodies, unlaunched, failed, delusional ...and (at least in one case) epically entitled and ungrateful, contributing nothing to the world, and living just to scheme online and suck energy from other people. Maybe the parents are terrible people, too, but if not, every single day is surely torture and a constant state of anxiety and disappointment. I think they may also be terrible:

I am also rationally furious that this dumb bint is on Medicaid. She's 25, per images in the OP/early comments and is therefore eligible to be covered on her parents' insurance. She is also fully or at least meaningfully financially supported by them still. They have excellent money. And yet they utilize a safety net intended for those who cannot afford care and basic necessities. And I know many have the view that if it's available (whether social support, tax loopholes, or whatever), you should use it. I disagree 100%, and now I hate all of them.
 
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