Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

Diana Moon Glampers said:
Guys, she just really is the most put-upon person in the actual world. The ultimate scapegoat. No wonder she identifies as Jewish.

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Her rambles are just all over the place. She's thinking about dead people, her own symptoms, and grifting.
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lol I'm another new member because of this clown. Honestly, the person she's responding to in this quoted post is also insane and might tide you over while Victoria is being private and annoying. Karrie is basically vicky + falco (from the e-beggers thread). Lately she's been teeing up a DID arc and is constantly asking for thousands of dollars at a time.
 
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Ann Berlin said:
First, it turns out she's allergic to meditation:
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Anecdotally, this is a total lie. No time for getting citations but I'm sure they're out there.

I speak onlyof mindfulness of breathing and metta bhavana. as they are what I know about., Neither are, nor claim to be, treatments for patients with 'PTSD. There are very effective therapies for PTSD, at least for some people. The mental health benefits of both those meditation practises, though moreso mindfulness of breathing, are widely recognised. It helps you recognise your agency in your thought patterns, which enables you to pause between action and reaction, thus making better decisions rather than acting on instinct or through habit.

She wants an excuse not to do it because it takes long term commitment to get benefits, and would actually probably help her.
 
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A cryptographic challenge said:
lol I'm another new member because of this clown. Honestly, the person she's responding to in this quoted post is also insane and might tide you over while Victoria is being private and annoying. Karrie is basically vicky + falco (from the e-beggers thread). Lately she's been teeing up a DID arc and is constantly asking for thousands of dollars at a time.
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Welcome. You have good taste.
 
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Honestly I blame modern "you should always tell people how you feel when you feel it" parenting for misunderstandings of the world like Vickie has.

Everyone has an easier time doing stuff they enjoy and it can be tough to get out of bed in the morning for something you dread or hate. But people are constantly doing it anyway, and often wearing a smile on their face to avoid getting fired while they're at it.

She really thinks all the low-wage lackeys she sees getting her Doordash and helping her at the bodega and whatever else are thrilled to get up and serve people like her, because they're doing it, aren't they? What reason could anyone possibly have for doing work other than enjoying it? They aren't constantly resentful and cursing under their breath or performatively displaying anger or sadness or an allergic reaction, so they must be loving their life.

In a meeting or class with a bunch of people, some woman is probably having bad cramps and not saying a fucking word about it. Someone else is dealing with chronic pain issues and not making it anyone else's problem but their own. Victoria is wailing in a corner because if she's not telling people how she feels, that wouldn't be true to herself!
 
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prolific_mango said:
I KNEW she was going to do this.
Imagine trying to go to class and this bitch is hanging upside down like a bat making a huge histrionic show demanding the professor gives her his soda just to show himView attachment 6558551View attachment 6558552
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Literally WAT?
if youre in that bad of a diabetic shape, you have a constant monitor and a constant auto insulin thing.
but what is glucagon, i ask The Internet.
via webmd
"You can treat mild hypoglycemia with a sugary snack, drink, or glucose tablet. This can quickly get your blood sugar levels back to normal."
yeah ok.
"To treat severe hypoglycemia, you need a quick dose of glucagon. If you've fainted, someone can give you a shot of the hormone to boost your blood sugar levels."

so this is like super diabetes level like you wont be able to recover with just a coke. so what i read was, she got jealous of the prof's coke and wanted it.
 
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Wait, she has Type 1 diabetes now? On top of "secondary Addison's disease" (LOL) and strokegaines and IBS and an allergy to citric acid and electrolytes? What a run of insane bad luck!

(I actually had a class with a type 1 diabetic once! I never actually spoke to her about her condition, but she would quietly pull out what I assume was the blood sugar reader and perform the test on her lap underneath her desk, and then she would pull out a little bag of chocolates or jelly beans and silently eat them one after another, before going back to what she was doing.)

gampboonerisms said:
so this is like super diabetes level like you wont be able to recover with just a coke. so what i read was, she got jealous of the prof's coke and wanted it.
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The poor professor. I bet he was thinking "Okay, just give the fatty your soda and maybe she will leave you alone."

Maybe Victoria is running out of snack money and it's her a long-term plan to show up in class and demand snacks to help with her "low blood sugar"?
 
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K-hole Kardashian said:
What I read is “Victoria is allergic to everything, including meditation & citric acid, but not glucagon or soda”.
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Yes, she's said before that corn and corn syrup don't trigger her allergies. She also thinks her hyperinsulinemia (which happens when your body gets insulin resistant from eating too much sugar and taxing your pancreas too much) is best treated by eating a lot more sugar than normal people so she can "keep her blood sugar up."
 
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K-hole Kardashian said:
What I read is “Victoria is allergic to everything, including meditation & citric acid, but not glucagon or soda”.
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I googled what kind of soda doesn't have citric acid, because, yeah, they all do. Except for Root Beer. Guess she was super lucky her professor had that specific soda, huh?
 
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You can get glucagon gel in a tube that you squirt out and smear on the person’s gums. It works very quickly.

I have only seen it used by paramedics so don’t know how readily available it is in the US.

She’s just a fat fuck and full of shit. Probably just got the jitters from her blood sugar dropping from super high to high. Like when you’ve eaten a bag of sugary sweets and you suddenly drop down back to normal.

Grew up with a T1 parent so know a bit about it. At least the dealing with a hypo bit.
 
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Has she ever claimed Diabetes? I feel like this is a new one. Or is this supposed to be some kind of symptom of her bowel disease? I'm very confused about why she's suddenly a brittle diabetic.

"I'm outside of class and embarrassingly close to fainting and yet I'm still Tweeting through it helppppppp"
 
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