Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Why can't one of the cops who was on the bodycam footage consent to the release? Dont you just need one person who was on film to consent? Why not just ask detective Pomplin or something.

They can consent to it. Will they? Fuck no

 

[Tablet County]

This is sort of a dumb take.

Like the prosecutor is going to go up and be like: "Your honor, this white nigger cuck-faggot is guilty of all we're accusing him of."

Mind you, this would be hilarious, but not likely.

I mean that he may be afraid they'll bring up his history of slurs in order to sway opinion of him.
Though if the State of Minnesota were to officially recognize Rackets as a Nigger Cuck-Faggot I'd be okay with that.

 

[Stupor Mario]

It doesn't make any sense. Anyone who isn't a nerd and gets called one is going to shrug it off with "that isn't true". Anyone who is a nerd is aware of it and stopped being upset at being called one during high school.

Nick's brain is so pickled that he seems to have forgotten that during the last two decades the culture has experienced geek chic. Star Wars is mainstream, Marvel and DC comics are mainstream, comic book conventions are mainstream. The Big Bang Theory was a thing. Technology, computers, video games, and the internet are all mainstream.

Apparently, Nick still thinks it's the early '80s where everybody only loves sports, beer, and Rustangs and that nerds are still on the fringe with their pocket protectors awaiting their daily swirlies and atomic wedgies.

 

[Gorbus]

Why can't one of the cops who was on the bodycam footage consent to the release? Dont you just need one person who was on film to consent? Why not just ask detective Pomplin or something.

If a cop does it before the trial it calls the whole investigation into question because it could be viewed as prejudicing the jury/public and evidence of bias in the system. Whichever cop did it would just be making a rod for their own back, esp as Nick is a daddy's money faggot who loves filing frivolous lawsuits.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I mean that he may be afraid they'll bring up his history of slurs in order to sway opinion of him.

There's already a backlog of that going back years now. There is literally nothing he could say or do now that would fuck or unfuck him harder apart from committing more felonies.

He's in court because he called someone a pedophile, isn't he? The only thing worse he could do is a stream of him snorting nose candy while accusing someone of being a terrorist child-fucker at this point.

 

[Tablet County]

There's already a backlog of that going back years now. There is literally nothing he could say or do now that would fuck or unfuck him harder apart from committing more felonies.

Sure, but Nick has been a whirlwind of puzzling decisions and desperate copes so I wouldn't put it past him.

 

[Vibralldo]

The only thing that might be funnier than Nick streaming is saying how he's totally going to stream to night and that being another lie

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

We need Monty to sweep Kayla off her feet and deliver the final ego death to Nick.

I'd settle for a scuffed 360p video of Aaron clapping Kayla's cheeks.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

T/A

Forgive Aaron, i'm pretty sure he doesn't care. Almost like they're trying to provoke Aaron to speak on his show about them.

I'm like 13 pages behind at this point and it might already be proven otherwise at this point but this reads like a something Nick concocted. Regardless this is one of the best things to happen in months.

This smacks your ass and calls you a nerd. What do you do?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I'd settle for a scuffed 360p video of Aaron clapping Kayla's cheeks.

Best we'll get is 4k video of Fapcop clapping Kayla cheeks.

 

[Not Who You Think]

How he has the gall to call other people nerds when he had "an MMO addiction", collects Warhammer and looked like this

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Hey now, you're talking about the same guy who "grew up around black people in the fucking hood" whilst living in poverty in Houston. Nick knows everyone in prison in Houston (they went to his elementary school).

Once, Nick had to eat Jell-O when he didn't even want to AND had his transformer taken away (a trauma he has carried to this day). Later in life, Nick joined a cheerleading squad in college and pretended to be gay to get close to a girl while struggling with his MMO addiction. Some time after that, Nick became a YouTuber where he read legal documents, covered drama in the anime community, and got stepped on by cosplayers at Anime Matsuri.

DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU?

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[bookers]

How he has the gall to call other people nerds when he had "an MMO addiction", collects Warhammer and looked like this

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he looks like edward snowden lol

 

[General Tug Boat]

"The thing about me is, I'd find a way to get Balldoed in the jailhouse rock. You can't seethe anywhere because you're a nigger.

Get your poozehole neg rated, you fucking nigger."

-Niggity Roberto Rackets

 

[Microplastics In My Blood]

Nick's brain is so pickled that he seems to have forgotten that during the last two decades the culture has experienced geek chic. Star Wars is mainstream, Marvel and DC comics are mainstream, comic book conventions are mainstream. The Bing Bang Theory was a thing. Technology, computers, video games, and the internet are all mainstream.

Apparently, Nick still thinks it's the early '80s where everybody only loves sports, beer, and Rustangs and that nerds are still on the fringe with their pocket protectors awaiting their daily swirlies and atomic wedgies.

At the risk of sounding like a total fag, I honestly think it's some form of projection. He was the scrawny, video game-playing, mini-collecting, male cheerleader nerd and it probably came with a lot of mockery and hurt. When he finally got fame and fortune (that he had control over) he decided to reinvent himself by buying "cool" hot-topic clothes, buying a "cool" car, having two women on the go, doing a mountain of drugs and booze and partying because that's what cool people do. Now that is all crumbling and he is being mocked again and he has snapped, all that springs to mind is the most hurtful word he can think of, the insult that caused him so much pain and the thing he spent his life running away from.

What I am really saying is that nerd should be added to the thread tags

 

[thebigdream]

The only thing that might be funnier than Nick streaming is saying how he's totally going to stream to night and that being another lie

This has to be an involuntary behaviour at this point. The personality he crafted during his Lawtube era has all but shrivelled up inside him, yet still has just enough strength to take control of him at inopportune times to promise another stream. Once he regains control, he punches himself into submission and begins crafting his epic excuse as to why he missed yet another one.

 

[HackerX]

Hey now, you're talking about the same guy who "grew up around black people in the fucking hood" whilst living in poverty in Houston. Nick knows everyone in prison in Houston (they went to his elementary school).

Once, Nick had to eat Jell-O when he didn't even want to AND had his transformer taken away (a trauma he has carried to this day). Later in life, Nick joined a cheerleading squad in college and pretended to be gay to get close to a girl while struggling with his MMO addiction. Some time after that, Nick became a YouTuber where he read legal documents, covered drama in the anime community, and got stepped on by cosplayers at Anime Matsuri.

DOES THAT SOUND LIKE A NERD TO YOU?

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Same man refers to himself as "Chaos", btw.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He can't use cuck because he is one.

He can't use faggot because he's likely been fucked by a man.

He can't use nigger because his one black friend (Drex) abandoned him.

You could say he's....cucked himself into a corner.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

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Thanks past Rekieta, that's a good point.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Nick has been gossiping about the real children of Aaron Imholte with the pedophile that is sexually harassing them. He does this using first-hand knowledge he got from meeting them IRL.

Really confused why he has an issue 8chan boards.

Boring answer: He is grasping at straws to try and heal his narcissistic injury.

Fun answer: That BROKE-DICK JOHN POTTER MOON was a friend of his show until recently. He's a current friend of Diddy Dax, Vaedo, Fatrick Felton, and even interviewed a registered sex offender on his show once. That BROKE-DICK NICHOLAS "Chaos" REKIETA actively seeks out suspected diddies to be his friends, and then suddenly develops a problem with their behavior if they turn on him.

Oh yeah, and his best friend was Drexel the Groomer. I guess Drexel is staying quiet lest "Chaos" turn on him.

How he has the gall to call other people nerds when he had "an MMO addiction", collects Warhammer and looked like this

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Rubix cube solving lookin ah
Dungeons & Dragons lookin ah
Open source software lookin ah
Bow to your sensei at the McDojo lookin ah
Upload state secrets to WikiLeaks lookin ah
Edward Snowden lookin goofy ass NERD

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This Rekieta Law guy sounds like a fucking nerd.

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Thanks past Rekieta, that's a good point.

Elfen Lied does not have ninjas, robots, or robot ninjas. It does, however, have lots of naked underage girls. Huh...

 

[Gorton Colu]

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Thanks past Rekieta, that's a good point.

Elfen Lied? Damn, Nick was a sicko even back then in 2020. If yall don't know, Elfen Lied is a 'snuff film' anime featuring a mostly naked teenage mutant girl who slaughters her way through humanity.