Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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Apologies for breaking the prime directive and pozloading my neghole but know that all I did was ask her of her legitimacy as a "friend" of Cherie.
I in no way tried to scupper any prospective business venture Cynthia may have had with this individual and in fact lightly encouraged this woman to pursue a partnership with her.
I wished them well! I WISHED THEM WELL!!!
But seriously she let herself off the Wogglehook without any persuasion whatsoever entirely of her own volition/freewill.
Still not 100% if she was on the up and up but if I had to guess, meh...
"I let her know"
I only hope my slight meddling hasn't irrevocably fucked the "good" timeline in some unforeseen way.
 
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Apologies for breaking the prime directive and pozloading my neghole but know that all I did was ask her of her legitimacy as a "friend" of Cherie.
I in no way tried to scupper any prospective business venture Cynthia may have had with this individual and in fact lightly encouraged this woman to pursue a partnership with her.
I wished them well! I WISHED THEM WELL!!!
But seriously she let herself off the Wogglehook without any persuasion whatsoever entirely of her own volition/freewill.
Still not 100% if she was on the up and up but if I had to guess, meh...
"I let her know"
I only hope my slight meddling hasn't irrevocably fucked the "good" timeline in some unforeseen way.
So, this was the real "Maggie Lane" contacting Cherie? I was dead certain it was a scammer the second I read "I prefer voice calls when getting to know people."
 
So, this was the real "Maggie Lane" contacting Cherie? I was dead certain it was a scammer the second I read "I prefer voice calls when getting to know people."
Well the person I contacted on their supposedly ID verified Linkedin said that they are/were indeed in contact with Cherie, whatever that's worth...

 
Well the person I contacted on their supposedly ID verified Linkedin said that they are/were indeed in contact with Cherie, whatever that's worth...

I just refuse to believe this wasn't a scam. Maybe the linkedin was fradulent too. The movie industry is fucking retarded but not dumb enough to think Wogglefuckery is a serious endeavor.
 
There is no way that someone in good faith would tell Cherie that Disney and Pixar are interested in her works. If either of those studios wanted to make Oz-inspired movie they would've done it without her "help". Even if Cherie wasn't a retard prone to violent verbal outbursts, her anti-gay shorts and social media posts would be a PR nightmare.
And Ms. Lane backed away as soon as she realized that people are digging and paying close attention to this situation.
Still an interesting development.
 
Mr Wogglebug is a public domain character. Even if a coke-fuelled rampage somehow lead to Hollywood making a Wogglebug project they have no reason to involve Cynthia.
Star Wars (claims) to have a lore expert hired on set. Who else would be able to properly express the love and tenderness implicit in the Woggle X Frog relationship?
 
I just refuse to believe this wasn't a scam. Maybe the linkedin was fradulent too. The movie industry is fucking retarded but not dumb enough to think Wogglefuckery is a serious endeavor.
I 100% believe it's a scam and the LinkedIn is a part of it. "I'm very well connected" lol okay. But she's on Upwork looking for crumbs split into $500 installments. Right. Next she'll say iTunes gift cards are an appropriate way to pay.

If it's not a scam, this lady should rethink how she finds clients. Get a proper website, go to conferences, offer to mentor for schools/marginalized groups/fellowship programs, get on the jury of some Coverfly contests or something. Get word of mouth as a reputable script doctor. Don't prey on an oblivious woman who *doesn't own the IP she's pitching* and blow a bunch of smoke up her ass. There's plenty of douchebags on Coverfly (who actually own the IPs they're trying to sell) who won't need their moms to financially bail them out if you waste their time. Go prey on their hopes and dreams instead.

$1500 isn't unreasonable for a script doctor, or even a round of notes from someone REALLY good. But I wouldn't expect someone who can charge that much to be using Upwork. I mean, anything's possible, and times have been rough, so there's a non-zero chance it's real.

But introductions? To fucking Pixar? For public domain IP?*
Nah bro. Reminds me of those fake model/actor agencies that would charge fees for headshots and promise they'd get you in front of Calvin Klein or something.

In this case, script doctoring/notes is a legitimate service, but nobody would guarantee introductions in this manner. Especially for someone who's ONLY project is based on public domain. So yeah, seems like a scam.

*One thing that fascinates me about Cherie is how close her creative output gets to actually being... anything. They're technically transformative works, at least as transformative as any fanfic. Every famous franchise has been deeply influenced by franchises that came before, if not outright directly inspired. If she let go of some of the specifics, and let herself hear other ideas in the spirit of collaboration (crucial in film and TV) there's no reason she couldn't create an original fictional world all her own.

If she was a competent writer, I mean.

It's just fascinating to me how she insists that her Wogglebug is THE Wogglebug of Oz, except he's also entirely her own property, and she knows Oz better than everyone else.

Like, Cherie, sweetie, just change his name. Change the place names. File off the serial numbers. Writers have been doing this since copyright law was invented. The Flintstones was just the Honeymooners but with cavemen. House MD is literally just Sherlock Holmes except a doctor. The word House is even a play on "homes." This is not that big a deal.

Except then she'd have to face that nobody actually cares about this except her, I guess. The purgatory of the true artist. Alas.
 
If it's legit then, as she only promised to arrange a meeting, it means 0 work to rip off a retard for 2500 bucks.
Yep, I was thinking the same thing.

It doesn't even matter if it's a complete scam or not; the end result will be the same. Either it's a complete scam and the money goes to Nigeria or it's 'legit' person who can promise to do basically nothing for an easy paycheck.

I wish she'd just fucking make something. It's so great to see how horrible the editing is in the wogglebug movies; like a fever dream someone is trying to edit and slap together in real time.
 
Even if the LinkedIn profile is legitimate, the credentials aren't so impressive based on the screenshots. I'm not seeing anything that would indicate powerful people would look her way even if she had a project that was worthwhile.

Most of the work, even up to recently basically consists of fancy ways of saying "short term basic admin duties/lower end project management within the entertainment industry". The most impressive responsibilities seem to be based around writing articles. Of course, she's also self-employed at her own company where she might do work closer to producing/handling treatments if that's a passion for her, but it's not promising.
 
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Probably is the real Maggie. She's clearly up selling herself (given she only has 2 credits on IMDB) and is probably fishing for things on Upwork she can take to bigger fish to increase her value, while making a good income for little actual work. She's ambitious.

Problem is, I don't think she realizes the smaller fish shes hooked is an actual retarded person. She must not have done any research like watching Cynthia's vlog.
 
Well it's over now anyway. Either the legit Maggie is now too busy or the scammer has gotten spooked by the attention from 'friends of Cynthia' (You weren't the only one @Spastic Cologne, there's been a couple of posts on her YT and GoFundMe pages from people that wanted a video-call to match the profile pic of Maggie) and pulled out on the scam to try and hook a less protected fish and this part of the cycle is complete, until another scammer spots the easy make that is our beloved Wogglebuglover.
 
Mr Wogglebug is a public domain character. Even if a coke-fuelled rampage somehow lead to Hollywood making a Wogglebug project they have no reason to involve Cynthia.
Incorrect. Disney and Dreamworks clearly covet the personal creative polish only a monotone retard who lives alone in a basement can bring to a script.
Your argument would only hold water if Cherie’s output was a series of barely comprehensible garbage.
 
"I'm very well connected" lol okay. But she's on Upwork looking for crumbs split into $500 installments.
This right here is why I'm definitely leaning towards it being a scam.

I'll admit that I don't know exactly how movie script editing costs are calculated (if anyone out there does have personal expertise, please do tell because I'm curious now lol), but I do know that, for most freelance-for-hire editing jobs, the base cost for novels is typically charged by the word and adjusted from there based on the complexity of the edits.

I have sat through multiple Wogglebug movies. I know Cynthia's writing. I do not think even the most uncredentialed freelancers I know would be willing to touch her mess for 1500$, as the developmental edits required to make Wogglebug even remotely appealing to a general audience would be absolutely colossal. And that's just the developmental edits to the story. This thing would also need substantial line & copy editing. My educated guess would be that Wogglebug would need at least a 3,000$ job at minimum.

Combine that with the fact that Cynthia is a proven very difficult client to work with, yeeeaaah, ain't no way this bitch is getting her Dreamworks Wogglescript for a mere 1500$ lol.
 
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