Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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I can't believe he was absolutely bullshit lying again.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

IF YOU'RE TOO SICK TO CARE FOR YOUR KIDS YOU'RE TOO SICK TO STREAM NICKY

 

[Dan of Steel]

Nick must have gotten relentlessly bullied in high school since he was in fact his idea of a "nerd" as he denigrates people on Twitter. He has gay mannerisms, either was a theater kid or at least has theater kid energy, was a male cheerleader, and was born with a silver spoon. Not my idea of a rough and tumble tough guy that stuffs nerds in lockers. I was a "jock" in high school since I played football and boxed, but never felt the need to bully anyone and in fact had a lot of friends that were nerds since I was/am one too. Nick, you're in your 40s, get the fuck over high school. You're not cool by pretending to be a tough guy on Twitter and getting gay tattoos. You're a stuffy queer and an absentee father who loves cocaine more than you love your own kids.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

This is why Nick is gonna win Lolcow of the Year again. He does or says something fucked up, and then by the time the dust settles and everyone moves on, he does it again! It was just the other day that I was meditating on how fucking stupid you'd have to be to accuse Sean of being the one sending messages in Aaron's chat. Today, he goes on another seethe spree, with April in tow behind him!

This shit never ends!

 

[thebigdream]

As the member of the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil who called the emergency session that voted to give Nick permission to do one (1) stream this evening I must apologize. I have wasted your time because I thought that with however much yayo Rickey Rackets the Rail King has clearly been taking he would actually stream for our amusement like the clown he is. My estimation of how much of a pussy bitch he is was clearly insufficient.

We accept your contrition and will generously opt to suspend your membership until Nick's next stream or the heat death of the universe, whichever is sooner.

 

[Vibralldo]

There's literally no other explanation other than Nick has relapsed...

But then again to relapse you have to stop taking drugs in the first place

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Kinda curious which way those April messages go. Is it she got out, or that Kayla is out.

 

[JamFlowMan]

This is why Nick is gonna win Lolcow of the Year again. He does or says something fucked up, and then by the time the dust settles and everyone moves on, he does it again! It was just the other day that I was meditating on how fucking stupid you'd have to be to accuse Sean of being the one sending messages in Aaron's chat. Today, he goes on another seethe spree, with April in tow behind him!

This shit never ends!

That was Ralph's winning strategy so Nick is learning from the best.

 

[parsnip]

Maybe his performance in twitter and lying about streaming was his way of trying to get one over on the farms? it's not really a win because it just makes him look stupid, but maybe in his mind it is?

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Maybe his performance in twitter and lying about streaming was his way of trying to get one over on the farms? it's not really a win because it just makes him look stupid, but maybe in his mind it is?

"Those retarded kiwifags... I tricked them all into thinking I was going to stream! Showed them..."

 

[AnOminous]

Holy fuck, the comments are absolutely brutal.
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Even when the Kouncil gives him permission, he is truly too cucked to function at this point.

Imagine being as utterly weak, as totally cucked, as completely defeated, as Nicholas Robert Rekieta, perhaps the biggest defeated cuck in history.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

This theory could have been posted earlier, and sorry if I missed it.
Could Nick's NEEEERD rants on X be because Kayla has dropped him and moved out, and he viewed her as a nerd for watching Star Trek? Thus his nerd tantrums is just a continuum of his tantrums towards Kayla, but as she is not there anymore he is left with only random people on X to lash out towards?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Shot:


Chaser:

 

[Vibralldo]

"Those retarded kiwifags... I tricked them all into thinking I was going to stream! Showed them..."

"Those kiwifags sure look stupid!"
(All Nick has done is further alienate his few remaining fans)

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Imagine being Nick and April's ages and still aspiring to be "cool".

He doesn't aspire to being cool. He knows he's not.

What he does do is try to play on others potential insecurities. He'll bring up "autism" or "nerd" (or fat, or lazy eye) hoping it causes others to reflect or hesitate. He wants people to believe that he is the font of knowledge to avoid being seen as autistic or nerdy ("if you just listen to me, you wouldn't be so X") . He knows less about those topics than he does drug testing but he hopes his audience doesn't get it. He played the same games with Josh. He doesn't call people "nerd" because he thinks he's cool, he does it because he thinks it trips them.

Once everyone realizes he's just an lolcow performing as lolcows do, it loses its effect. Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave.

 

[Bepis]

This theory could have been posted earlier, and sorry if I missed it.
Could Nick's NEEEERD rants on X be because Kayla has dropped him and moved out, and he viewed her as a nerd for watching Star Trek? Thus his nerd tantrums is just a continuum of his tantrums towards Kayla, but as she is not there anymore he is left with only random people on X to lash out towards?

Maybe she finally got that Trekkie loving she was (allegedly) craving

 

[Lemondale]

Nick left his locals just as he left his 9 year old kid to cocaine

 

[Sharpeteer]

It's entirely possible I'm just an entitled nerd customer, but when someone fails to deliver what I paid for even just one time, I ask for my money back, and don't go back.

How many monthly payments when getting nothing in return is enough?

 

[800 Chupacabras]

This is why Nick is gonna win Lolcow of the Year again. He does or says something fucked up, and then by the time the dust settles and everyone moves on, he does it again! It was just the other day that I was meditating on how fucking stupid you'd have to be to accuse Sean of being the one sending messages in Aaron's chat. Today, he goes on another seethe spree, with April in tow behind him!

This shit never ends!

Imagine if he shut the fuck up and got off the Internet after he was arrested. No Balldoverse Collapse, no thread nearing 7000 posts, none of this bothersome stuff would exist. Every day I become more convinced that the worst thing that could happen to him at this point is if his thread on this site was retired and people moved on from gawking at his life. Forget everything else he has lost - losing the attention of the Kiwi Farms would undo him.

 

[30+GameOvers]

This is just pathetic. Jim still streams and he's not only high on goofballs for the pain but has half his bones broken by this point. It physically hurts him to laugh, and yet he does so anyways.
Even the Meridan pig with no name streams. That's right balldo, I said it, you're below the gunt. You're rapidly dropping down the lolcow chain, soon people will forget you exist...well, except for us. Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil owns you.