Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[PositiveHatred]

These "April" tweets sound just like something Nick would write. If we assume he is on her account, is that something she's allowing?

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

It isn't particularly clear what April admitted. Saying it's over could be the foursome and saying it didn't need to end could be an Aaron reference.

Yet sister wife and not wanting to rot seems to suggest she wants the primary slot or she walks and this is a juvenile attempt to get Nick to chase after her.

Nick learned a new word; nerd. If that guy is sober and drug free he is severely cluster b fucked. I dunno how fucked up Nick was before drugs and booze to know his default state of being, but if this is it, holy shit.

These "April" tweets sound just like something Nick would write. If we assume he is on her account, is that something she's allowing?

It doesn't make him look good, so I doubt it's him.

Then again, since his arrest Nick has been teaching a masters class on how to tank your reputation by being as obnoxious as possible. Who knows.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Obedient Nick is my second favorite Nick after Alkie Coke Nick. Looks like he decided to obey his mom and not stream.

Good Nick. It's better that you follow your orders. Celeste owns you as your mother

 

[Yung Snitcha]

I think it’s cool that Nick hates his own fans enough to promise them a Locals stream just to own the haters on KiwiFarms.

 

[repentance]

Nick can't even handle pushback on Twitter without seething. The only way he could handle streaming is if he turns chat off so he doesn't get shouted at by "nerds".

 

[Oxous]

Nick is neglecting his Locals fans like they're his children. SAD!

 

[Gorton Colu]

Nick is neglecting his Locals fans like they're his children. SAD!
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At what point will there be no locals members to neglect? At what point will Nick give up pretending to care about them?

 

[thebigdream]

Nick is neglecting his Locals fans like they're his children. SAD!
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Suffah Locals. The only person lower than Cuckieta is the type of smooth brain who's seen literally dozens (if not hundreds?) of these cancellations and not considered for a moment what that reflects. Cucked by a cuck, shameful display.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

At what point will there be no locals members to neglect? At what point will Nick give up pretending to care about them?

There's Still Life....

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Wow, I didn't know Nick was such a no-fun nerd to not stream tonight.
He must have had to drink some warm milk and go to bed early!

 

[Stiffy]

Mama Celeste said "NO!" to little Nicky getting on the intwanet to stream tonight.
And Nick always does what mother says.
Nick is just an impotent, alcoholic, drug addicted version of Norman Bates.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I disagree with that to some extent. I think it is very relevant to the best interests of the children. If one parent is going to be inviting in sex perverts to the household and the other won't, the other is clearly the proper custodial parent.

There were 4 sides to the 'cule, two of which are parents to those children. So whatever the past, it's irrelevant on that front.

Nick was always a smartboy secret king who resented being made fun by those he considered lower than him.

What's it called when a smartboy secret king called nerd by his suspected inferiors isn't actually smart?

It's possible that he's xeeting out his intent to stream when the uppers are peaking. By the time his streams are supposed to start, that high is long gone. He could do a few bumps to get him through before the arrest, but he's got enough awareness now (arguable) to know not to do it before/during a stream, lest another coke stream DENIED DENIED DENIED event happens.

I'm still puzzled why his stimulant of choice was coke over adderall. They both effectively provide the same benefit, except one is an expensive ass party drug that wears off after 30 minutes and the other gets prescribed while lasting 4-6 hours.

I've never done coke, but I've been around people who have. And [if you actually have a reason for it/also never been around abusers] adderall is nothing like coke.

Also adderall takes like an hour to kick in, and afaik coke does not. Immediate gratification (lol, well except in the balldoverse) is a strong pull for nick.

 

[florida_cat_enjoyer]

I’m such an NERD!! I accidentally fell asleep and then woke up disappointed thinking I missed the “locals return stream.” You really felted me Nicky.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Holy fuck, the comments are absolutely brutal.




Even when the Kouncil gives him permission, he is truly too cucked to function at this point.

 

[not william stenchever]

As the member of the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil who called the emergency session that voted to give Nick permission to do one (1) stream this evening I must apologize. I have wasted your time because I thought that with however much yayo Rickey Rackets the Rail King has clearly been taking he would actually stream for our amusement like the clown he is. My estimation of how much of a pussy bitch he is was clearly insufficient.

 

[Pedophobe]

It's okay we should have expected the Mom Veto.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Baldo on Chaturbate

I forgot how he's just JERKING IT! Holy shit he's really trying to give that limp whisky dick CPR and nothing is happening! Just an amazing edit as well, I love the details. Absolute "gemerald" as the kids say!

He could actually pull it off if he gave a shit. If he does 2 a day starting now he could get more than half done by the end of the month and the rest before the first week of November.

Turning the stream on and off 13 times to fulfill the goal would be a classic techNICKcality. I could almost respect it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

As the member of the Kiwi Kontrol Kouncil who called the emergency session that voted to give Nick permission to do one (1) stream this evening I must apologize. I have wasted your time because I thought that with however much yayo Rickey Rackets the Rail King has clearly been taking he would actually stream for our amusement like the clown he is. My estimation of how much of a pussy bitch he is was clearly insufficient.

Don't blame yourself. Nick got scared of a trap. The Kouncil can't cure his cowardice.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Holy fuck, the comments are absolutely brutal.

Only nerds fulfill the promises they make to their fans. And only a nerd would demand a streamer whom they are paying for exclusive streams to actually stream more than once or twice a year.

Rekieta is not only right not to stream, he should kick these nerds out of his Locals just like he's banning them on Twitter/X.

 

[Tablet County]

The author thought to himself, "how do I make the edgiest edgy edge anime ever", and the punchline was beating a dog to death in front of a 12 year old. It's not an anime I'd recommend for many obvious reasons.

I wouldn't recommend it because the writing is retarded.