Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[Piggle-o]

I heard a good one I want confirmation on. The need to turn any decision into a group tribunal where every detail is discussed to death until some kind of consensus is formed. Like, a formal and utterly pointless business meeting version of what restaurant to go to, or needing to delineate duties and plan shit in excruciating detail instead of just fucking doing it. I've seen it in action before, but I didn't know it was the normal order of business.

 

[fitty tucker]

We do! They are! If you rip them off at the end of a drunken night out they used to take skin with them ….

Just found out titty hairs are a thing

Just pointing out that this thread has both problems  and solutions within it!

Also, ladies, can we talk about how all the random fluids that fall out of our pussies tend to discolor our underwear? I just want a cute pair of dark panties without a pussybleach stain. Just for like, a year. Sigh.

 

[Thé au lait]

I heard a good one I want confirmation on. The need to turn any decision into a group tribunal where every detail is discussed to death until some kind of consensus is formed. Like, a formal and utterly pointless business meeting version of what restaurant to go to, or needing to delineate duties and plan shit in excruciating detail instead of just fucking doing it. I've seen it in action before, but I didn't know it was the normal order of business.

Generally when you're trying to make a decision that for the whole group you do indeed discuss it with the whole group, yes

Also, ladies, can we talk about how all the random fluids that fall out of our pussies tend to discolor our underwear? I just want a cute pair of dark panties without a pussybleach stain. Just for like, a year. Sigh.

 

[lego racers]

all the random fluids that fall out of our pussies

speak for yourself, please.

 

[She Beetle]

Hi girls. You know how inconvenient it is when our nipples are constantly shooting out milk any time we get aroused? I spoke to my physician, and he suggested sealing the singular milk hole with some duct tape, however my boobs have now expanded to almost twice their original size from a lack of drainage.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

It concerns me how otherwise normal women obsess over true crime and serial killers. Can someone explain it to me why? Is it like the female equivalent of wanting a goth mommy? Where you know it’s toxic but lust after it anyway

Dunno how accurate it is but I swore I read some kind of study that showed the hybristos tend to be women with history of abuse/trauma who lust after men in prison whom they can’t actually date so subconsciously they feel “safe”. Sounds a bit bs pop psych but makes as much sense as anything I guess.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Just found out titty hairs are a thing

I didn't. I found out the hard way.

I also found out tampons have sizes. So at the risk of my own sanity breaking, I reluctantly ask.....Ladies, how do you figure out your tampon size?

 

[CornBogFitz]

I didn't. I found out the hard way.

I also found out tampons have sizes. So at the risk of my own sanity breaking, I reluctantly ask.....Ladies, how do you figure out your tampon size?

I found this out stocking shelves. What’s even funnier is how they name the sizes on the size of the tampon packs. Like Starbucks uses fake sizes like “venti” they have shit like
1. Drip
2. Flow
3. Stream
4. Gush
5. Flood
I’m not kidding look next time.

One time a drove a girl to a rave and she was like “wait I need tampons” and I shouted at her “yo bae what size pussy you got?” In the tampon isle. She laughed so hard. (She was already a bit drunk)

 

[She Beetle]

I found this out stocking shelves. What’s even funnier is how they name the sizes on the size of the tampon packs. Like Starbucks uses fake sizes like “venti” they have shit like
1. Drip
2. Flow
3. Stream
4. Gush
5. Flood
I’m not kidding look next time.

One time a drove a girl to a rave and she was like “wait I need tampons” and I shouted at her “yo bae what size pussy you got?” In the tampon isle. She laughed so hard. (She was already a bit drunk)

That's horrific. Where I live, they're just categorised by volume. Light, regular, heavy, etc. That's ridiculous and a little humiliating, who wants to go to the checkout with the "flood-sized" tampons? You may as well name them after rivers of various size.

 

[fitty tucker]

That's horrific. Where I live, they're just categorised by volume. Light, regular, heavy, etc. That's ridiculous and a little humiliating, who wants to go to the checkout with the "flood-sized" tampons? You may as well name them after rivers of various size.

Would be better if the largest tampon size was just called "damn, bitch"

 

[Big Miss Steak]

I also found out tampons have sizes. So at the risk of my own sanity breaking, I reluctantly ask.....Ladies, how do you figure out your tampon size?

It's based on the heaviness of your flow + how long you will need to leave it in for. It has nothing to do with age, weight, or how many kids you've had. Women have different menstruations; some are heavier and some are lighter, and some start out light and go heavy or vice versa. Some women start out using light flow/slim tampons and by the second or third day are using larger ones. You have to figure out what works best for you through (unfortunately) trial and error.

 

[GooseDisrupt]

Genuine question. I'm a TAH woman but as I have a mirena fitted, I've not had a proper period in probably about ten years. I saw earlier in the thread that someone mentioned that diva/moon cups suction to your cervix. Is that correct? I envisaged that they just sat there like a tampon would, but oriented so that the liquid just collects inside it. If so, does it not hurt like a mother fucker to remove? I'm just thinking of how much it feels like your soul is going to leave your body when it gets accidentally 'banged on' (for want of a better phrase).

I wholly recommend getting a mirena, it has been life changing for me, I used to be constantly anaemic from the heaviness of my periods. Now I barely have enough to warrant more than a liner.

Also, in response to earlier chat, I remember being first objectified by a man at the age of 9 or 10. And it was a friend of my father's who made a creepy comment about how 'I'm a bit young for him just now, give it a few years' because I asked him if he'd take me out for a meal at the place he'd been describing (had lobsters in a tank, and baby me loved sea creatures)

 

[Hubelublub]

I saw earlier in the thread that someone mentioned that diva/moon cups suction to your cervix

Don't think so. The muscles just kind of hold it in, but the shape is designed to create a sort of suction, to stop any liquids sneaking by.

Suctioning directly to your cervix sounds super uncomfortable.

You have to break the seal by kind of pressing one side in a bit, same when inserting it, you make it into a half moon shape. It's like anything, you have to learn the process, then it's nothing.

'I'm a bit young for him just now, give it a few years'

Hate that shit, because if you call a moid on it, they'll insist it was just a joke and you're sensitive for overreacting.

 

[fitty tucker]

I saw earlier in the thread that someone mentioned that diva/moon cups suction to your cervix.

Luckily this isn't the case. It sits just in front of the cervix, where a tampon does, and the pressure from your pelvic floor muscles holds it in. The suction itself is just a gentle seal that prevents leaks. That's why you break the seal by folding it to remove, instead of just pulling it out directly like a tampon.

 

[fitty tucker]

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The most recent victim was dark blue with cute little white stars all over

 

[PandaChai]

Adding to this:

Women aren't actually human, but instead some sort of overgrown masochistic crustacean, which is why they take 4,000,000°C (7,200,000° in Freedom units) baths and showers and exit them looking like this
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Tumblr's collected knowledge of womanhood:

 

[Major]

on the question of menstrual cycles, etc: if your hormones are going all over the place with highs and lows, do you ever feel 'normal' as in a stable mood throughout the cycle before it all starts again?

 

[The Holy Empress Theodora]

 

[pork and beans]

on the question of menstrual cycles, etc: if your hormones are going all over the place with highs and lows, do you ever feel 'normal' as in a stable mood throughout the cycle before it all starts again?

I find that this is really a subjective experience. Just like not all women have painful periods, not all women have an unstable really pronounced mood swing during the cycle.

I think a lot of women feel stable during MOST of the cycle, with a noticeable dip in energy and self confidence in the luteal phase, and, depending on the woman, some differences during the period week. so stable is the norm, not the exception, IMO.

Theres also a lot of memes about women getting hornier during ovulation phase, but I think that's also not a universal experience

 

[Hubelublub]

Just like not all women have painful periods, not all women have an unstable really pronounced mood swing during the cycle.

In stark contrast to men, who have a 24/7 mood swing from the age of about 14 until about 70. You're lucky if a man even outlives his mood swing.