Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

[Obstacle]

Based & Chadpilled.
So, basically the patrician romance choices in each game is Morrigan, Isabella & Cassandra.

I feel like I was supposed to like Morrigan.
But I never warmed to her personality.
Sarcasm is like salt; you only need a little.
And the whole "Heilung backing singer" look was never my bag.
Frenchie never appealed to me either, found her bland.
Grandma was cool, but I don't want to dick down grandma.
Why can't I just fuck Shale and get an achievement?
>Romancing the stone
Missed opportunity.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Based & Chadpilled.
So, basically the patrician romance choices in each game is Morrigan, Isabella & Cassandra.

Isabella? Gross.

Male Hawke was a volcel in my DA2. Quirky sad sack blood mage or traitorous, unfaithful pirate. Great choices.

 

[Estate]

>play DAO
>play Human Noble Rogue
>get high cunning score
>you unlock 5d chess dialogue options
>tard wrangle Morrigan with smarts and power of muh dick
>get to Witch Hunt DLC with the same character
>you meet Morrigan at the gate
I won't spoil it, but the Human Noble Rogue with high cunning has such good dialogue, I still remember it do this day.
Morrigan is top 3 fictitious wife, for me.

DA2 was so bad, I sworn a life long hate boner for Bioware and refuse to play any of their shlock again. Something about qunari, something about mages, absolute horseshit with an ensemble cast of forgettable faggots.
I don't even remember if I romanced someone, because I found them all annoying and ugly.

 

[LazyLizard]

Based & Chadpilled.
So, basically the patrician romance choices in each game is Morrigan, Isabella & Cassandra.

Morrigan, yea she's great
Isabella was a whore who fucked everyone, cuck choice
Cassandra, she's alright but she did start the game imprisoning you and attempting to kill you so a no from me.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Isabella was a whore who fucked everyone, cuck choice

There's something off with Merril. Probably the autistic personality she has.
At this point i prefer something with big boobs.

>play DAO
>play Human Noble Rogue
>get high cunning score
>you unlock 5d chess dialogue options
>tard wrangle Morrigan with smarts and power of muh dick
>get to Witch Hunt DLC with the same character
>you meet Morrigan at the gate
I won't spoil it, but the Human Noble Rogue with high cunning has such good dialogue, I still remember it do this day.
Morrigan is top 3 fictitious wife, for me.

At least she had problems with herself when romancing you, which is pretty awesome for a pragmatic witch.
The Witch Hunt DLC and the patrician ending (going with her to the portal) makes basically my Grey Warden the most chaddest of all the characters in my warrior playthrought.

 

[strawberry15]

There's something off with Merril. Probably the autistic personality she has.

I am still advocationg for merril rival romance. you fuck and care each other but you both despise each others beliefs and actions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hau97RWaJm4

 

[Gorton Colu]

There's something off with Merril. Probably the autistic personality she has.

Getting exiled and the blood magic were big clues for me.

Romances are mostly overrated anyway, but DA2 really did have a paucity of good options for both male and female Hawke and they tried to paper over this by making most of them bisexual.
Anders - Flamboyant possessed terrorist mage
Merrill - Autistic pathetic blood mage
Fenris - Violence obsessed runaway slave
Isabella - Solipsistic disloyal pirate
Sebastian - DLC and barebones

Aveline and Varric are the only companions without basic personality conflicts and they prefer their former romances.

 

[Divine right to rule]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

 

[LazyLizard]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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i thought the qunari you meet in game would be Tal-Vashoth, why is she still following the Qun? do people still trust and work with the qunari after they tried to assassinate the divine and start the next conquest a decade back?

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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Wtf is that buff.
"multi-cultural background"?
What the actual fuck, man. And i thought Iron Bull seems retarded, unlike Arishok.

Remember when in DAO companions had ACTUAL buffs and in DA2 had specific buffs depending of friendship/rivarly?
Yeah, good old times.

 

[LovisXVI]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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Saint's Row reboot levels of horrible millenial dialogue. I'm surprised they didn't start taking about student loans or capitalism bad.

 

[Brap God]

Male Hawke was a volcel in my DA2. Quirky sad sack blood mage or traitorous, unfaithful pirate. Great choices.

Based, did the same thing with Geralt in W3. Fuck both Yen and Triss, neither of those bitches seem like a good life partner.

Saint's Row reboot levels of horrible millenial dialogue. I'm surprised they didn't start taking about student loans or capitalism bad.

I watched someone play through that slop in the background a while back. The game is almost The Room tier, the part where the protagonist gets fired and mopes around the polycule apartment is some of the most unintentionally hilarious kino I've ever seen.

 

[Rockzo]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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"Multicultural Background."
They're really not being subtle about it are they? Never thought the writing could devolve since Inquisition yet this is proof.

 

[Anon88]

This is even worse than I thought.
I can't wait.

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This seems to imply that you can make her pro or anti-multicultural. I doubt it but really hope so because it'll be funny to turn her into a chud.

 

[Flour]

This seems to imply that you can make her pro or anti-multicultural. I doubt it but really hope so because it'll be funny to turn her into a chud.

I would consider buying this if you can turn her (?) into a qunari supremacist. Well, almost.

 

[Mola Ram]

This seems to imply that you can make her pro or anti-multicultural. I doubt it but really hope so because it'll be funny to turn her into a chud.

It's possible to turn Kaidan into a human supremacist in ME1 through the power of Renegade charm and N7 pussy, so there is precedent. From 17 years ago, with a different team of writers, before the EA purchase ... but precedent nonetheless!

Also, "multicultural" has been a cringe buzzword for at least as long as Corinne Busch has been alive, so if there's any doubt this is going to be a huge dumpster fire I'd say it's almost completely evaporated.

 

[NPZCC]

This seems to imply that you can make her pro or anti-multicultural.

How did you get this from the 2 choices they showed?

Look at the other response again, it isn't the opposite of the pro option.

Your 2 dialog choices are:

"I get that."

or

"It must be tough, you're so brave."

 

[Mola Ram]

How did you get this from the 2 choices they showed?

Look at the other response again, it isn't the opposite of the pro option.

Your 2 dialog choices are:

"I get that."

or

"It must be tough, you're so brave."

Agreed, but it's ok to maintain the tiniest shreds of optimism until the game actually launches and we see just how dreadful it really is.

By the by, the multicultural nonsense is certainly arresting and eye-rolling enough to be worthy of discussion, but let's not overlook that Taash is, somehow, not the worst looking qunari in the game. This guy (?) looks like he (??) has actual cognitive defects.

 

[Anon88]

How did you get this from the 2 choices they showed?

Look at the other response again, it isn't the opposite of the pro option.

Your 2 dialog choices are:

"I get that."

or

"It must be tough, you're so brave."

It does say "point out challenges of living in different worlds" above the choice which could be taken as anti-multicultural. Anyways it's mostly just me making a joke to help cope with the state of the game I don't really expect them to let us influence Taash like that.

 

[Kharash]

Agreed, but it's ok to maintain the tiniest shreds of optimism until the game actually launches and we see just how dreadful it really is.

By the by, the multicultural nonsense is certainly arresting and eye-rolling enough to be worthy of discussion, but let's not overlook that Taash is, somehow, not the worst looking qunari in the game. This guy (?) looks like he (??) has actual cognitive defects.

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Damn, that Karash guy is hideous.
We must be related.