Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Better not dedicate your Denny's review to the Fuhrer, BOY!
 
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Star Spangled Bogger said:
Has Cobra ever posted a video where he has done duster? Has there ever been a video where Cobra comes back on camera with the duster voice?

Legitimate question for the old fans, was the duster ever substantiated? I'm a newfag Cobro and I never saw it.
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There's a couple of clips on the net where you can CLEARLY hear his voice has pitched differently but he also blatantly did it on stream once.

edit - ninja'd because I'm a faggot catching up.
 
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He did the funeral home joke with Shon! Utter kino!

EDIT: “Trust me Beverly, you’ll be getting your juan this week…”

EDIT 2: He actually finished the juan and the stream disconnected.

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EDIT 3: He told Beverly she can visit.
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And we’re back!
 
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Agares said:
Even in 2020 Josh was less boring than he is 4 years later. At least he still made wands and went outside. Buuuuut you can clearly see his drive to get a real job is gone.
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His drive to do anything is completely gone. I wish I could say that, yeah, it was the duster that fried his brain or the alcoholism catching up to him but it just wasn’t the root of the problem.

There is zero incentive for him to make friends when trolls just fuck with them. There is zero incentive to get a job when he’ll just lose it to the trolls. No incentive to go outside to a bar and livestream when he’ll get calls and get kicked out.

Not doing these things cascades into every orifice of his life, it deprives him of exercise, socializing which is very important for humans, if you don’t do this you start to become a retard who can’t act properly in society, it deprives him of a necessity to be sober and a schedule, it basically rips the fabric of a human life apart and they become a husk of devolving intelligence and hedonism unchecked. Being a turbo NEET can actually make you fucking stupid like Josh is, it can have a degenerative effect on you that is severe and dangerous.

Man if we’re just being honest and looking at the reality of the situation, Cobra got too much attention and too many trolls and they have unintentionally (or intentionally) destroyed who he is. They’ve given him very good reasons to not do anything with his life and very good reasons to avoid doing normal, human things that actually make you human. It’s not like he had grand aspirations and the ability to make it happen, nor is he blameless in this whole thing but if this little retard was left well enough alone, he would’ve been working at a fast food joint and yuckin’ it up with Homeboy Scotty to this day.
 
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The truth is trickling in with what really happened on the day Puff ran off. Cobes went out without his boots on and took Puff with him for a smoke, Puff ran off and Cobes made the fatal mistake of running back inside to grab his boots. If only he'd taken off after the lizard without the boots....

It is what it is toobz. At least he's in the acceptance stage.
 
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Agares said:
The truth is trickling in with what really happened on the day Puff ran off. Cobes went out without his boots on and took Puff with him for a smoke, Puff ran off and Cobes made the fatal mistake of running back inside to grab his boots. If only he'd taken off after the lizard without the boots....

It is what it is toobz. At least he's in the acceptance stage.
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I still want to believe the one that was found less than a mile from the apartment was Puff...
I know it's not.
Buuuuuut.......
 
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