Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[repentance]

I am thinking he has to crash down and go full LowTax before he LowTaxes himself.

Lowtax lost the thing which defined his life. Nick doesn't have anything equivalent at risk.

 

[Dean Pentel]

And here we were thinking Nick and Aaron were going to be the murder suicide couple!

If only, bro.

 

[Harm]

What's the over/under on Nick self-deleting before the New Year?

The only way that happens is if he suffers such severe brain damage that he loses all grasp on reality a la Robin Williams. He's such a narcissist that he'll spin everything in his head as a win. He's already bragged that if he did get sent to prison that he'd actually have a great time, unlike you law-abiding prudes.

 

[Scan_Lines]

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We're back to pillstream aesthetics bros... absolutely ghoulish and the kind of smug that's accelerated by substance abuse and catastrophic public opinion.

He looks like Daniel Larson

 

[Cornfed]

What's the over/under on Nick self-deleting before the New Year?

He would suck a dick behind a McDonald's dumpster for money and claim that he is owning his haters who said he would never wink so low to survive.
He will never off himself, narcissistic personality and delusional views of self importance disallow the easy way out.

 

[Dean Pentel]

He's such a narcissist that he'll spin everything in his head as a win

I get that narcissists are mentally ill, but a thing that's always surprised me is how so many of them look and live like Nick. Wouldn't it make so much more sense if someone like Ana De Armas was a narc? She'd still be mentally unwell, but one could understand how she came to be the way she is.

 

[Butwhythough2]

I've already dropped "Nicky's a Cuck"
earlier in the thread, but I wasn't satisfied with the original mix. So I reworked it and I think I did a better job mixing and making it sound fuller.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

OK, I’m gonna say it. Blue Suit Courthouse Aaron > Crusty Homeless Sweater Nick

Seriously, I’m not even being an asshole on the Internet like I love to be, I cannot find whatever… that… is attractive. April divorced down so she can get beard rash from a hobo with whiskey dick. What a dumb whore.

 

[Stupor Mario]

OK, I’m gonna say it. Blue Suit Courthouse Aaron > Crusty Homeless Sweater Nick

Seriously, I’m not even being an asshole on the Internet like I love to be, I cannot find whatever… that… is attractive. April divorced down so she can get beard rash from a hobo with whiskey dick. What a dumb whore.

He looks like a grandpa in that sweater.

Maybe April is actually a succubus and she's been draining his vitality?

 

[EggImpregnator]

What is his obsession with eating while streaming? Is it some weirdo power play where he's like trying to diss the audience?

 

[Mandatory User Name]

It might be worth adding "Warhammer Nerd" (or some variation) to the thread title at this juncture? just like "non practicing lawyer" and "legally a cuck" Nick Rekieta has once again shown through projection what makes him seethe. He sees himself as the playboy, with the coke, the money shooter, the stripper poles, the live-in mistress, the Rustang VROOM VROOM and all the other things he saw in degenerate hollywood movies and porn and desperately tries to replicate.

He's overcompensating for being a loser nerd like the rest of us apparently are, a nerd who enjoys painting his Warhammer toys (mom they're miniatures not toys), reading books (wow what a nerd), watching anime (who could ever recover?) and all the other nerdy hobbies he's accumulated over the years. No one is ever going to confiscate Nick's transformer toy again or dunk his head in the toilet and flush it, you get that Sean? nobody!

 

[I'm supposed to come up w]

"Get beat up and stuffed in a locker, you fucking nerd."
"..."
"Learn to have a little fun in your life and tell a joke or two"
"..."

 

[Drama Trauma]

How Nick thinks of himself (as Chaos) vs reality, while calling everyone nerds and dorks:

EDIT: fixed some spelling errors.

 

[There She Glows]

OK, I’m gonna say it. Blue Suit Courthouse Aaron > Crusty Homeless Sweater Nick

Seriously, I’m not even being an asshole on the Internet like I love to be, I cannot find whatever… that… is attractive. April divorced down so she can get beard rash from a hobo with whiskey dick. What a dumb whore.

Not a fan of his personality but even Aaron dressed down in his day clothes just looks like a normal dad type guy with an average body. He was never a looker but at this point Nick is genuinely physically repulsive. Cocaine (and booze) is a hell of a drug.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I know it was common for Nick to stream super late at night, but there is something very bizarre and sad about this guy streaming until 4 am local on a Sunday. Obviously not going to any church, certainly no kids in the house. I wouldn't be surprised if Nick and Ape had some sort of drug fueled sex session as a last fling before they got cut off, Nick crashed out in the afternoon and evening, then woke up with no energy because of the drug crash. Would explain why he was up with no energy.

 

[repentance]

Have we checked the for sale ad on the old house recently? Could April have moved because it's been sold?

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta is back to nerddorking people on Twitter again after an hour break. he's sent 10 tweets in 8 minutes.

Nickrick now has his own gay little catchphrase. I guess "enjoy prison" was taken plus he's probably in no position to say that to anyone else.

I dont know what is more embarrassing: skinwalking as Juju or thinking Juju is so cool that he just has to emulate his persona. Is Nick so devoid of a personality that his new arc is just to cosplay as a cool kid - which he obviously isn´t?

Imagine being such a loser nerd that Diddler Dax is your idea of a "cool guy," when he's the greasy, malding version of that dude who would buy alcohol for you when you were underage to look cool, until you realized how pathetic he was.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He's looking for the cheat code which allows him to resume that life without consequences.

That crack shack in Mexico is still an option, Nick! There, you can take as many drugs as you want and wake up with a hangover every night without any stinky kids ruining your fun!
I even heard you might have a good buddy there, so you wouldn't be all alone! Pussy is cheap in Mexico and the women there just LOVE desperate gringos, it's like a match made in heaven! I bet none of those nerds here would have the balls to buy a motorcycle and just ride over the border without a single fuck in the world, you should own the haters Nick!

I am thinking he has to crash down and go full LowTax before he LowTaxes himself.

I know he's not eating sausage on stream but he spend most of this one just eating, regardless. I would say we're getting close, but he's too much of a narcissist to ever rope himself. You heard him, he likes himself the way he is and you and everyone else can just go fuck themselves!

What is his obsession with eating while streaming? Is it some weirdo power play where he's like trying to diss the audience?

I mean, what else is he supposed to do? Talk about recent legal cases? Please, that would be too hard!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Imagine being so pathetic as Nick where "nerd" is the most offensive word you're allowed to use, because the people funding you have not authorized you to use words like "nigger."

Nick's vocabulary is constrained by the people who are paying for his legal defense.

NERD NERD NERD.

If that isn't true, Nick, throw down some more effective slurs. Because most of us are open nerds. We LIKE it. Thanks for calling me what I am. I'm a NERD!

Tell me something I DON'T know. You dumb faggot.

Unlike you, Nicole, I'm not facing prison at the moment.

Saw this and thought of you (& Nick). Sorry!

 

[Oxous]

Have we checked the for sale ad on the old house recently? Could April have moved because it's been sold?

It's still listed at $425,000, as of October 6. Zillow seems to think it should be worth $400k though: