Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AutoClownMaker]

the algorithm just isn't being manipulated to boost them.

Simpler - it is now a pay to play system. He's not paying for a blue check so his posts don't get shared.

Elon also has no reason to promote accounts who block other accounts. Beyond "free speech" there is an idea if someone is blocking others it can be because they are a contentious ass and the blocked are trying to correct the bullshit being put out via the blocker.

And finally - why should Elon amply people who are saying Elon gargles old man balls.


And on clearsky.app it says 395 people have placed The Fatprick on a block list. Patrick blocks 274,

Edit - Pat's ball washer Dollycule is now a suspended account. A sure way to fall off - follow Patrick and blow sunshine up his ass.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ok....I gotta be real with the homies...I am actually kinda fucking speechless here.

This might legitimately be the most retarded thing he has ever said which as we all know one hell of a claim to make.


His proof of why drumpf faked his assassination attempt is that it doesnt make sense or have any explanation which proves this claim is real....or.....fucking what?

EDIT: Fucking jesus thats cold...


"You dont have a bedroom for your daughter...."
"JOKES ON YOU STALKERCHILD I HAVE NO DAUGHTER!"

DOUBLE EDIT: Note how he does not deny the flirting, only the "roommate situation"


TRIPLE EDIT: Pig canon now dictates as follows: Drumpf himself found out about some random kid solely because of how much he sucked at shooting and personally called him up to ask for a fake assassination attempt so he could start the race war and the Secret Service covered it up

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

DOUBLE EDIT: Note how he does not deny the flirting, only the "roommate situation"

I mean, it is self-evident wamen can't resist him. He's just letting the ladies have a bit of harmless fun.

 

[bile demon]

My prediction of how Ekpeki will respond to these allegations (if he does at all):
He'll give some song and dance about cultural differences and claim that in his culture no one "owns" a story and that the concept of authorship is a White colonialist construct. He may or may not also claim that his own culture has been appropriated from so many times that it's hypocritical for a White person to complain about him "borrowing" one measly little story. If he doesn't personally claim the latter, I guarantee that someone will make that argument on his behalf.

Cut Ooga some slack, the concept of intellectual property must be a rather difficult one to grasp for a nigger due to "intellectual" being the operative word.

Any of you patposting veterans know where I can find that gif of Fatrick dancing?

Try searching on youtube for the "Pendulum - Slam" video clip.

Spoiler

This one?

 

[Dean Pentel]

Ok....I gotta be real with the homies...I am actually kinda fucking speechless here.

This might legitimately be the most retarded thing he has ever said which as we all know one hell of a claim to make.

I think you're entirely correct here.

Do you still want to sodomize this guy? I don't want you to feel badly after for cornholing someone deeply mentally disabled.

Plus, he's really fat. Logistically it may be too much trouble to be fun.

 

[polyester]

TRIPLE EDIT: Pig canon now dictates as follows: Drumpf himself found out about some random kid solely because of how much he sucked at shooting and personally called him up to ask for a fake assassination attempt so he could start the race war and the Secret Service covered it up
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Man... I always assumed that Patrick's BlueAnon spergery was mostly a cynical attempt to one-up the other politics-as-religion dorks and cat ladies in his twitter bubble for clout and engagement.
But he's really lost it, hasn't he?

 

[Judge Holden]

Do you still want to sodomize this guy? I don't want you to feel badly after for cornholing someone deeply mentally disabled.

Well, yeah its kinda necessary at this point. Besides, since it will be non consensual it will not technically be gay by most philosophical definitions

Plus, he's really fat. Logistically it may be too much trouble to be fun.

You look at things from the wrong angle.....literally.

Sure the ole bend him over and assfuck him over the blackjack table trick would be a chore despite my love of Atlantic City tradition, but missionary with his porcine pelvis angled up juuuust enough to allow my lil judge to pack his lil fudge without having to navigate the cavernous ass cleft would both be relatively easy and would let me stare him straight in the eye while I fuck him.

Ever since I first read Berserk as a child I have known the importance of forced eye contact during rape to establish life long dominance.

Sure the specific example in Berserk was technically a case of raping someone's GF while staring them in the eyes, but were I to have my way with Nikkki and forcing fat to watch he would just start jerking off even if I wasn't in my usual blackface

Man... I always assumed that Patrick's BlueAnon spergery was mostly a cynical attempt to one-up the other politics-as-religion dorks and cat ladies in his twitter bubble for clout and engagement.
But he's really lost it, hasn't he?

The ironic thing is, he is arguing this shit with a self described cat lady.

 

[AnOminous]

Rick defending Democrats. He believes that they’re totally not conniving, cheating sacks of shit. Funny was that he can’t even spell conniving right

It is probably true that the recent flood of traditionally GOP-favoring pollsters is intended to boost his perceived ratings, but it's still cope, because Trump is still increasingly favored to win even if you take that into account.

 

[AprilRains]

His proof of why drumpf faked his assassination attempt is that it doesnt make sense or have any explanation which proves this claim is real....or.....fucking what?

He's plagiarizing a quote, from Mark Twain I think, to the effect that fiction has to make sense and fact doesn't.

However, I don't think Twain would therefore argue that nonsensical arguments are automatically correct. If nothing else, this is an incomplete rubric, because there are infinitely many nonsensical theories and they can't all be right.

Good luck explaining that to Fatrick, though.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Maybe its the window cleaner i accidentally took a swig of while reaching for my store brand Dr Pepper speaking here, but I read this in the sense of pig man specifically talking about himself and his half-household preparing to confront china like he is some Metal Gear Solid Villain tier warlord independent of the US government and with his own personal high tech paramilitary, and now I am having to restrain myself from making a bunch of Senator Bitchtits memes

"No, child. I am not the villain here, these are merely your delusions. I'm making a mother of all omelettes here, sweetie. You don't need to fret about every egg when you're going to prison, stalker Jack!"

 

[OffTopic]

The fallout from Ooga Gate continues.
While @SFWA has locked down their Twitter and former president Jon Scalzi is publicly distancing himself from the organization and asking people to stop reaching out for comment, Chris Barkley and Jason Sandford, two of Ooga's biggest supporters and pimps, have released statements.





Sure, the Pests weren't right about this guy all along, Jason. This was just an anomaly and you're the victims here. Fucking retard.

Chris Barkley might be the dumbest man alive, apologizing to a twitter account with a pfp of Rick in a wig and an obvious Pest pretending to be Ooga on Bluesky.








As dumb as Chris may be, at least he's taking SOME accountability for platforming this Nigerian scumbag and encouraging poor white cat ladies on Twitter to send him money they don't have.
Rick, meanwhile has nothing to apologize for, child.
He knew he was a scumbag the whole time.

 

[Dean Pentel]

You look at things from the wrong angle.....literally.

Sure the ole bend him over and assfuck him over the blackjack table trick would be a chore despite my love of Atlantic City tradition, but missionary with his porcine pelvis angled up juuuust enough to allow the my lil judge to pack his lil fudge without having to navigate the cavernous ass cleft would both be relatively easy and would let me stare him straight in the eye while I fuck him.

Ever since I first read Berserk as a child I have known the importance of forced eye contact during rape to establish life long dominance.

Sure the specific example in Berserk was technically a case of raping someone's GF while staring them in the eyes, but were I to have my way with Nikkki and forcing fat to watch he would just start jerking off even if I wasn't in my usual blackface

Felony Rib Destruction. Straight to jail, child. Enjoy!

 

[Louis Beans]

Fresh piggy lies. I'm sure the FBI were deeply concerned about your emails to MSG where you kept them in the chain while you argued with Funsters who also emailed them pretending to be your toilet. Stupid fat fuck.

 

[Pig Cannon]

"the owners of Madison Square Garden read this and reported us"

truly a legend in his own mind. no one important reads anything you write, patty. just us.

it was likely just a pest that emailed the cops a threat from a protonmail account. that's if he's even telling the truth about getting a call, which I doubt. the cops also don't just casually call someone if they suspect actual terrorist activity.

between this and his "things don't have to make sense in real life" tweet, he's not well. i'm afraid the alcohol's finally eaten too many holes into his brain

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Fresh piggy lies. I'm sure the FBI were deeply concerned about your emails to MSG where you kept them in the chain while you argued with Funsters who also emailed them pretending to be your toilet. Stupid fat fuck.View attachment 6568656

his oinking finally got him on a watch list

 

[OffTopic]

it was likely just a pest that emailed the cops a threat from a protonmail account. that's if he's even telling the truth about getting a call, which I doubt. the cops also don't just casually call someone if they suspect actual terrorist activity.

The Pests who sent prank emails didn't even know Rick had actually emailed this to them. They thought he had only posted it on Twitter.
So MSG received a bunch of crank-mail from proton addresses in addition to Rick's own email with his own contact information and then his replies to the Pest emails with everyone tagged that said "this is where your life ended."
No wonder the cops were called.

So Rick had to explain to NYPD that even though yes, he was responsible for the psychotic email he sent, they were being manipulated by criminal cyberstalkers and he was actually the victim and they were harassing the wrong person.

Edit: this the extent of the "threats" sent by the Pests:

 

[Louis Beans]

"the owners of Madison Square Garden read this and reported us"

truly a legend in his own mind. no one important reads anything you write, patty. just us.

it was likely just a pest that emailed the cops a threat from a protonmail account. that's if he's even telling the truth about getting a call, which I doubt. the cops also don't just casually call someone if they suspect actual terrorist activity.

between this and his "things don't have to make sense in real life" tweet, he's not well. i'm afraid the alcohol's finally eaten too many holes into his brain

Absolutely no chance any of them did that. They probably emailed MSG with evidence of Ricks intent to kill his child and ex wife. Nobody would send a threat to cops ffs

 

[Gorton Colu]

Pat is a terrorist. His disgusting bulk leaves children (especially melinated ones) stricken with existential fear.

 

[RX-78]

Fresh piggy lies. I'm sure the FBI were deeply concerned about your emails to MSG where you kept them in the chain while you argued with Funsters who also emailed them pretending to be your toilet. Stupid fat fuck.View attachment 6568656

I know being criminally obese makes you retarded, but does it also give you an inflated ego. Fatrick is a true and honest nobody, why would a busy ceo even know who he is much less care?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The "Spooky" in his handle still pisses me off, if you're going to be that lazy and fat just don't even bother

He stole a repeating gag from the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror and just did it worse.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the other side was more appealing to him/her!